Update on my "I can't perform in bed" thread... - GoFuckYourself.com

07-06-2006, 01:27 AM

So this myspace girl calls me tonight at around 1am and tells me that we should go out for coffee because she can't fall asleep.

I get there around 2 (had to drop off my other friends), and she invites me inside to show me her "new appartment".

I meet her sister and her other roommate, talk to her sister more than I talk to her, pop in a movie, and just start going at it...

Now you see, I had ZERO intention of sleeping with this girl, I did not even find her that attractive in her pictures, (she was fucking HOT in person though)... I didn't even have a condom on me (shocker!)

she ends up finding a condom, and we start GOING AT IT like fucking rabbits... I'm talking like 45-60 minutes of non stop sweaty sex, and I was a freakin monster in there.

At some point I'm exhausted, and I decide to take a 5 second break in which time she says "that was amazing...", breathless as she was.

I figured she was done, asked if she could finish me off, and that was that.

So here is my conclusion.

When I meet a girl for the first time, when I am not expecting for much to happen, when there actually is some surprise and fun involved, I can perform perfectly fine.

However, when I KNOW that I am going over to a girls house for sex, get the condoms ready, mentally prepare myself that I am getting laid tonight with a slut, then (I think), are the times that I have a hard time performing.

I also bought some Ginseng (which I have heard nothing but amazing stuff about), and I plan on including that in my every day life as well.

What do you guys think?

Jakke PNG · 07-06-2006, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

What do you guys think?

I think you're lying and just jacked off to a bangbros movie you got off Kazaa.

lazycash · 07-06-2006, 01:35 AM

I think you need to post this chicks myspace profile url.

rick-e · 07-06-2006, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

I think you're lying and just jacked off to a bangbros movie you got off Kazaa.

sharp · 07-06-2006, 01:37 AM

you been takin your ginseng? :D

Theo · 07-06-2006, 01:38 AM

what was his name?

broke · 07-06-2006, 01:38 AM

I think you keep mistaking the word guy with girl.

Pimpin_J · 07-06-2006, 01:39 AM

This thread is useless without pics

sharp · 07-06-2006, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astar

you been takin your ginseng? :D

nevermind, just read the bottom part of your post. haha

babsy · 07-06-2006, 01:39 AM

thread, useless, pictures, etc.

baddog · 07-06-2006, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

I think you're lying and just jacked off to a bangbros movie you got off Kazaa.

most likely

BobG · 07-06-2006, 01:41 AM

why not just use Viagra or Cialis?

MyNameIsNobody · 07-06-2006, 01:49 AM

Anyone ever tried numbening ointment? I did once and I fucked the hell outta my current gf.. she never got an orgasm before.. and after 40-50 minutes of high speed humping.. she still never got one.. godamn that sux... And it has nothing to do with size, so save your breath.. I got one hell of an workout tough

07-06-2006, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyNameIsNobody

Anyone ever tried numbening ointment? I did once and I fucked the hell outta my current gf.. she never got an orgasm before.. and after 40-50 minutes of high speed humping.. she still never got one.. godamn that sux... And it has nothing to do with size, so save your breath.. I got one hell of an workout tough

Some girls are just like that yo

believe me when I say that there are girls that I can make cum 3-4 times in 1 session, and other that take me for EVER to get them to cum... sometimes I just give up

07-06-2006, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG

why not just use Viagra or Cialis?

I am afraid that if I do start using the pill, I will be dependant on it, and it will fuck me up even more psychologically because I will feel like I NEED the pill to perform, and I will feel completely useless without it

also I don't think it's right for young men to start taking the pill at such a young age.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-06-2006, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyNameIsNobody

Anyone ever tried numbening ointment? I did once and I fucked the hell outta my current gf.. she never got an orgasm before.. and after 40-50 minutes of high speed humping.. she still never got one.. godamn that sux... And it has nothing to do with size, so save your breath.. I got one hell of an workout tough

send her my way, ill give her multiple orgasms...

madawgz · 07-06-2006, 02:19 AM

sounds good man! you have to teach me these techniques of getting mtl chicks from myspace

CybermedAndy · 07-06-2006, 02:21 AM

I prefer spontaneous unplanned sex over planned too, understand your dilema

woj · 07-06-2006, 02:40 AM

congrats to all the winners

xclusive · 07-06-2006, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

I think you're lying and just jacked off to a bangbros movie you got off Kazaa.

That's what i'm thinking as well.

xclusive · 07-06-2006, 03:43 AM

P.S.- It's ok that you can't get it up, You don't have to make stories up about it

BlackCrayon · 07-06-2006, 05:16 AM

sounds like you put too much pressure on yourself worrying that it might happen again and then of course its a self fullfilling prophecy. don't think about everything so much and just do what you want to do.

scottybuzz · 07-06-2006, 05:43 AM

hahahaha bdjuf!

KRL · 07-06-2006, 05:52 AM

It all depends on who you've got in your bed bro.

MrIzzz · 07-06-2006, 05:54 AM

sex is 90% mental...dont turn your self on toooo much.

also, if you think you cant last a good thing to do is spank one out an hour or two before you got out on your date

the second load of the day always lasts longer

Kimo · 07-06-2006, 06:27 AM

dude, who is that chick KRL posted? im in love

Pete-KT · 07-06-2006, 06:46 AM

Can we see some pics of her?

Violetta · 07-06-2006, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

I think you're lying and just jacked off to a bangbros movie you got off Kazaa.

Well... it is not magic to get laid you guys!

BlackCrayon · 07-06-2006, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo

dude, who is that chick KRL posted? im in love

pretty sure its elisha cuthbert.

BoyAlley · 07-06-2006, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

sex is 90% mental...dont turn your self on toooo much.

also, if you think you cant last a good thing to do is spank one out an hour or two before you got out on your date

the second load of the day always lasts longer

Words of wizdom from izzy....

candyflip · 07-06-2006, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

pretty sure its elisha cuthbert.

It's Stacy Keibler.

xxxdesign-net · 07-06-2006, 08:46 AM

I call bullshit... "breathtaking" ? comon Bdjuf... you'll have to be more subtle than that to be believable... we've seen pics of you... : )

VoteForPedro · 07-06-2006, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net

I call bullshit... "breathtaking" ? comon Bdjuf... you'll have to be more subtle than that to be believable... we've seen pics of you... : )

cool1 · 07-06-2006, 09:02 AM

sex is good

BobG · 07-06-2006, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

I am afraid that if I do start using the pill, I will be dependant on it, and it will fuck me up even more psychologically because I will feel like I NEED the pill to perform, and I will feel completely useless without it

also I don't think it's right for young men to start taking the pill at such a young age.

How old are you dude? Younger dudes are having dick probs these days. I think it has to do with the age of the stronger more independant and formidable female. Gender roles have changed and you can't just clup a woman over the head and drag her to your cave and fuck her anymore. Woman have the power now and your little man knows it. No matter what age, if you can't slay it how you want when you want, there's nothing worse than not doing anything about it. Try Viagra or Cialis or counseling then when you fuck her, grab that bitch by the hair and show her who's boss.

Roald · 07-06-2006, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

I think you're lying and just jacked off to a bangbros movie you got off Kazaa.

Just what I was thinking

Hahaha

So now we have Keyboard Warriors AND Keyboard Sexgods on gfy huh lol

_andy_ · 07-06-2006, 09:16 AM

Wait, people actually hook up with random girls from myspace?

I think an active yoga/meditation practice would lend benefit your sex life a lot. The more clear your mind is, the better.

pussyluver · 07-06-2006, 09:24 AM

BoyAlley saw KRL's pic posts and has just turned Straight!

pussyluver · 07-06-2006, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG

why not just use Viagra or Cialis?

Cialis works faster and is the better of the two.

I don't have to worry about being to young

. Got to tell ya that ton's of young guys are taking these pils all the time now. If you're worried about it, talk to your doctor. He'll proll remind you to wear a rubber...

I hate rubbers and that is a boner buster sometimes.

Sosa · 07-06-2006, 09:40 AM

congrats on getting some haha.

gimo33 · 07-06-2006, 09:46 AM

ginseng overdose.......

Manowar · 07-06-2006, 09:53 AM

bdjuf and his adventures

NoCarrier · 07-06-2006, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

What do you guys think?

I think you can only perform with myspace trannies. So don't stop fucking trannies.

NoCarrier · 07-06-2006, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

It all depends on who you've got in your bed bro.

Spunky · 07-06-2006, 10:20 AM

It's all psychological..relax man and let it happen

Cory W · 07-06-2006, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

I am afraid that if I do start using the pill, I will be dependant on it, and it will fuck me up even more psychologically because I will feel like I NEED the pill to perform, and I will feel completely useless without it

also I don't think it's right for young men to start taking the pill at such a young age.

You are right, people do get dependant on it, even if it is just mental slavery. I have done Cialis a few times, it really is good, but I refuse to do it more than once in a 3 month stint.

I used to have similar issues with girls (past tense because I have a girlfriend now). Not performance issues per se, but drive issues. For me, I would get so turned on for a one night stand, even if the girl wasn't that attractive; yet, I could sleep with a really attractive girl once, and really not care to sleep with her again.

It is almost like the spontaneity sort of fuels the drive for me and the percieved connection and ritual with a girl sort of strips the drive.

Sometimes, it is all like a really bad joke.

Doctor Dre · 07-06-2006, 10:31 AM

What's your myspace url ?

http://www.myspace.com/dregfy add me ;)

Shocking · 07-06-2006, 11:19 AM

some times the problem is all in your head (stress mostly all the time), and if you end up using medical solutions before trying counseling you can make your initial condition (stress) worst. So the medicine will not create additions but your mind will really believe there is no other way to work it out! in other words you'll be addicted.

JohanTheGreat · 07-06-2006, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

So this myspace girl calls me tonight at around 1am and tells me that we should go out for coffee because she can't fall asleep.

I get there around 2 (had to drop off my other friends), and she invites me inside to show me her "new appartment".

I meet her sister and her other roommate, talk to her sister more than I talk to her, pop in a movie, and just start going at it...

Now you see, I had ZERO intention of sleeping with this girl, I did not even find her that attractive in her pictures, (she was fucking HOT in person though)... I didn't even have a condom on me (shocker!)

she ends up finding a condom, and we start GOING AT IT like fucking rabbits... I'm talking like 45-60 minutes of non stop sweaty sex, and I was a freakin monster in there.

At some point I'm exhausted, and I decide to take a 5 second break in which time she says "that was amazing...", breathless as she was.

I figured she was done, asked if she could finish me off, and that was that.

So here is my conclusion.

When I meet a girl for the first time, when I am not expecting for much to happen, when there actually is some surprise and fun involved, I can perform perfectly fine.

However, when I KNOW that I am going over to a girls house for sex, get the condoms ready, mentally prepare myself that I am getting laid tonight with a slut, then (I think), are the times that I have a hard time performing.

I also bought some Ginseng (which I have heard nothing but amazing stuff about), and I plan on including that in my every day life as well.

What do you guys think?

Her name is fleshlight?

07-06-2006, 01:27 AM	#1
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	Update on my "I can't perform in bed" thread... So this myspace girl calls me tonight at around 1am and tells me that we should go out for coffee because she can't fall asleep. I get there around 2 (had to drop off my other friends), and she invites me inside to show me her "new appartment". I meet her sister and her other roommate, talk to her sister more than I talk to her, pop in a movie, and just start going at it... Now you see, I had ZERO intention of sleeping with this girl, I did not even find her that attractive in her pictures, (she was fucking HOT in person though)... I didn't even have a condom on me (shocker!) she ends up finding a condom, and we start GOING AT IT like fucking rabbits... I'm talking like 45-60 minutes of non stop sweaty sex, and I was a freakin monster in there. At some point I'm exhausted, and I decide to take a 5 second break in which time she says "that was amazing...", breathless as she was. I figured she was done, asked if she could finish me off, and that was that. So here is my conclusion. When I meet a girl for the first time, when I am not expecting for much to happen, when there actually is some surprise and fun involved, I can perform perfectly fine. However, when I KNOW that I am going over to a girls house for sex, get the condoms ready, mentally prepare myself that I am getting laid tonight with a slut, then (I think), are the times that I have a hard time performing. I also bought some Ginseng (which I have heard nothing but amazing stuff about), and I plan on including that in my every day life as well. What do you guys think?

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