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07-04-2006, 12:19 PM
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Yo mama jokes
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yo mama so cross eyed when she cries tears go down her back gimme your best
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07-04-2006, 12:20 PM
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Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate
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07-04-2006, 12:21 PM
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Your momma's so ugly bigfoot took a photo of her
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07-04-2006, 12:22 PM
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Yo mamma's so fat.. her blood type is Ragu
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07-04-2006, 12:22 PM
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Your Mama's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue
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07-04-2006, 12:23 PM
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Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone
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07-04-2006, 12:24 PM
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07-04-2006, 12:32 PM
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Yo mommas so poor I saw her kicking cans down the street, I asked her "What ya doing" and she said "Moving."
- From White Men Can't Jump (some good momma jokes there)
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07-04-2006, 12:33 PM
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Yo momma is so dumb she got run over by a parked car.
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07-04-2006, 12:35 PM
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yo mama jokes never get old
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07-04-2006, 12:36 PM
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Yo momma is so fat she couldn't fit on the Fat Channel
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07-04-2006, 12:36 PM
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Yo momma is so slutty she walks around with a bed tied to her back.
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07-04-2006, 12:37 PM
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Yo momma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
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07-04-2006, 12:38 PM
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07-04-2006, 12:40 PM
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Yo mamma is so fat she bungie jumped and went straight to hell
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07-04-2006, 12:41 PM
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This reminds me of some ol school In Living Color
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07-04-2006, 12:41 PM
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Yo mamma is so fat she has to use a boomerang to put a belt on
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07-04-2006, 12:42 PM
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Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
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07-04-2006, 12:43 PM
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07-04-2006, 12:45 PM
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Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed to the roof of a bar because she heard that the drinks were on the house.
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07-04-2006, 12:46 PM
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yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish
yo mama's so dumb she drinks dr.pepper when she's sick Man, I love these
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07-04-2006, 12:48 PM
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yo mamma is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper..
yo mamma's hair is so nappy she has to take pain killers before she brushes it...
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07-04-2006, 12:53 PM
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Yo momma's so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped!
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07-04-2006, 12:54 PM
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Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out!
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07-04-2006, 01:04 PM
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edit... someone beat me to it
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07-04-2006, 01:26 PM
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Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
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07-04-2006, 02:23 PM
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Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes because it said concentrate
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07-04-2006, 02:32 PM
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Yo momma so fat she keeps a watch on each hand for each time zone!
Yo momma so fat everytime she turns around we throw her a welcome back party! |
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07-04-2006, 02:37 PM
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I called Yo mama a 2 bit whore, and she hit me with a sack of quarters.
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07-04-2006, 03:03 PM
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07-04-2006, 05:09 PM
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07-04-2006, 05:24 PM
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Yo momma's like a 747....
She's got a large Cock Pit...
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07-04-2006, 05:25 PM
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Yo momma like a bag of chips,
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07-04-2006, 05:30 PM
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Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
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07-04-2006, 05:57 PM
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Yo mama's so fat she's gotta iron her laundry on the driveway.
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07-04-2006, 06:04 PM
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Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
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07-04-2006, 06:17 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"
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07-05-2006, 12:45 AM
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07-05-2006, 12:50 AM
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your momma so stupid.......... she thought a quaterback was a refund
your momma so dumb..she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death |
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07-05-2006, 01:04 AM
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yo mama's so ugly you have to tie a bunch of steaks on her to get the dogs to play with her
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07-05-2006, 01:05 AM
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yo mamas so fat, when she goes out in the street wearing a red overall people mistake her for a coke vending machine!
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07-05-2006, 01:09 AM
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Yo mama so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down by the street I said,"Whatcha doin?"
She said"Moving."
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07-05-2006, 01:16 AM
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your momma is so fat she wakes up in sections
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07-05-2006, 01:21 AM
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Yo momma is so fat she goes to a restaraunt, looks at the menu and says, "Okay"
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07-05-2006, 03:14 AM
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your mama's so fat every time she turns around it's her birthday!
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07-05-2006, 03:15 AM
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your mama's so fat every time she turns around it's her birthday!
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07-05-2006, 03:21 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
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Your mum was so wet last night I could blow bubbles
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