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I LOVE Little Brown Asses · 07-12-2006, 09:05 PM

So I just woke up, and I remember one of my dreams......

I was invited to go on some kind of Playboy/Adult yachy cruise on the Chow Praya river in Bangkok. It was a small yacht, but large enough to hold plenty of fun. I scoured the top deck looking for girls who were ready to party, but only found disinterested people mingling and warming up to the party with their cocktails.

So I move down to the lower deck, and magically I am in the living room of the house I grew up in. To my right is the sliding glass door that led to the backyard, to my right is the hallway that leads to the downstairs bathroom, and in front of me is the back of the couch where my mother is watching TV, aware of what I am doing - but more aware of the television.

Through the sliding glass door I see two girls who are looking at me like I am a glass of water in the Sahara. One is plain, but undeniably cute (think Bailey from Bailey's Room), and the other is her dimply cousin (think Banana Brandy). They both stroll over, and by the time they get to me I am on my back, naked, they're naked, and they both go to work on smokin' my pole.

They both climb a little higher on my body so I can wrap my hands around and get a good middle finger inside each of their assholes at the same time. But their assholes are DRY - like they've been lined with that brown paper grocery bag you get at supermarkets. Crinkled, rough, and funnel shaped. But, FUCK IT, I've got two hot girls, and I'm going to finger their dry, brown paper assholes.

The girl on the left makes a funny sound in her stomach. Suddenly, her asshole isn't dry anymore. In fact, my finger is the only thing preventing it from becoming a complete shit geyser. I decide the warm goo that has now assaulted my left middle finger is too much, and I pull out.

She unleashes a string of foul excrement all over the floor! About 30 thin ballpoint-pen-sized pieces of shit in a puddle of ass gravy! Both girls - VERY humiliated, run down the hall to the bathroom. I know I need to clean it up before anyone on the couch notices - so I jump into the kitchen and grab the newspaper and some carpet cleaner. It's not long before whole mess is cleaned up.

Afterwards, I follow the girls outside - and the location is changed to an outdoor street market near my current house. The girls disappear into the crowd, as if we'd just parted from seeing a movie together, and I light up a cigarette and think to myself, "What a Wondeful World."

Here's what I'm thinking....mixing gin, vodka, and a pack of old menthols I found in a jacket pocket don't make for the best nightcap........

Ice · 07-12-2006, 09:06 PM

ProducerCashDave · 07-12-2006, 09:07 PM

Haha that was a nasty story

MaddCaz · 07-12-2006, 09:09 PM

wouldnt be the first fucked up dream...

Doctor Dre · 07-12-2006, 09:11 PM

lol
That's one really fucked up dream... I love theses.

poe · 07-12-2006, 09:13 PM

and what do we call the act? ....... the aristocrats!

I LOVE Little Brown Asses · 07-12-2006, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaddCaz

wouldnt be the first fucked up dream...

and I promise you it won't be the last.....

I LOVE Little Brown Asses · 07-12-2006, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poe

and what do we call the act? ....... the aristocrats!

ROFLMAO

Mr. Romance · 07-12-2006, 09:25 PM

mad dream......

Mr. Romance

MyNameIsNobody · 07-12-2006, 09:37 PM

that's some crazy shit right there

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-13-2006, 12:02 AM

You are a scatalogical hep cat...you humor is the kind that will wipe out most assholes.

You drag your butt across the bourgeois carpet of decency with such aplomb.

You are a true artist, albeit a bullshit one.

ADG Webmaster

CamsLord · 07-13-2006, 12:04 AM

thats nuts

CaptainHowdy · 07-13-2006, 12:31 AM

Nice SEO text...

I LOVE Little Brown Asses · 07-13-2006, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

You are a scatalogical hep cat...you humor is the kind that will wipe out most assholes.

You drag your butt across the bourgeois carpet of decency with such aplomb.

You are a true artist, albeit a bullshit one.

ADG Webmaster

i think that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

Gnat69 · 07-13-2006, 06:07 AM

That is the funniest thing I have heard this morning....LMFAO thanks for sharing, a little nasty but funny none the less.....(c:

wyldblyss · 07-13-2006, 07:34 AM

I was going to have something for breakfast, but for some reason I have lost my appetite.

Rock Solid · 07-13-2006, 08:34 AM

That was the most fucked up thing I have ever read...

E$_manager · 07-13-2006, 08:59 AM

your sick dream makeme thing you need a doctor

notabook · 07-13-2006, 09:06 AM

I think this dream means that you are really interested in eating chinese chicken on a Sunday. You should really eat more chinese chicken.

detoxed · 07-13-2006, 09:08 AM

great story

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-13-2006, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

I think this dream means that you are really interested in eating chinese chicken on a Sunday. You should really eat more chinese chicken.

ADG Webmaster

I LOVE Little Brown Asses · 07-13-2006, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

I think this dream means that you are really interested in eating chinese chicken on a Sunday. You should really eat more chinese chicken.

Okay, I'm having chinese chicken before bed tonight.

Maybe the nightmares go away. Maybe I dream about living inside of a herpes sore with a bucket of scotch tape and a couch made of candle wax. Either way, the blame or the glory will be all yours

DWB · 07-13-2006, 10:23 AM

Oh, that one is easy... means you got AIDS.

The Ghost · 07-13-2006, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I LOVE Little Brown Asses

Here's what I'm thinking....mixing gin, vodka, and a pack of old menthols I found in a jacket pocket don't make for the best nightcap........

you're one touch cockie.

gimo33 · 07-13-2006, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

You are a scatalogical hep cat...you humor is the kind that will wipe out most assholes.

You drag your butt across the bourgeois carpet of decency with such aplomb.

You are a true artist, albeit a bullshit one.

ADG Webmaster

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