Let GFY decide the winner of Lightspeedcash DVDS - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 07-05-2006, 12:04 PM

The response to our Haiku contest was GREAT! In case you missed it, here is a link

But we are stumped for a winner, so we'll let GFY decide. Please vote for your favorite, and we'll declare a winner at midnight tonight (PST)

1. Tuition is paid
Lightspeed University
Magna cum loudly

2. jordan is leaving
secretary jobs pay shit
welcome back you slut

3. my jordan capri
found god and hid her pussy
came back finally

4. If I win the prize
Please send them in brown paper
Mum can never know

5. Her sweet seduction
Both naughty and innocent
Faith consumes my soul

6. Erection causing,
Pornographic fantasy,
Lightspeed DVD

7. Tawnee or Jordan
Which one to receive my lust?
Wait! A hot threesome.

8. Dirty little stones
along the River Jordan
skip farther, wilder.

9. Jordan Capri tight
Slender little teenage dream
Please visit tonight

10. jordan hardcore please
just one vid fucking you hard
outsell everything

SteveLightspeed · 07-05-2006, 12:12 PM

Poll added now, sorry about that!

Hollywood376 · 07-05-2006, 12:25 PM

1. Tuition is paid
Lightspeed University
Magna cum loudly

I'm voting for myself.... I need me some dvd's.

selena · 07-05-2006, 12:26 PM

I wondered if the other one should have had an accompanying poll.

Re-voted for #1.

baddog · 07-05-2006, 12:27 PM

I am lazy, before I vote, are all of these the correct number of syllables?

Mr. Romance · 07-05-2006, 12:30 PM

jordan hardcore please

Mr. Romance

SteveLightspeed · 07-05-2006, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I am lazy, before I vote, are all of these the correct number of syllables?

I think so

devilspost · 07-05-2006, 12:32 PM

mine was the best
but instead you list the rest
you poll is incomplete eat my meat

SteveLightspeed · 07-05-2006, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by devilspost

mine was the best
but instead you list the rest
you poll is incomplete eat my meat

not in Haiku form, sorry had to disqualify you

devilspost · 07-05-2006, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

not in Haiku form, sorry had to disqualify you

Yeah i should have clicked that wiki link you posted.

teg0 · 07-05-2006, 12:46 PM

6. Erection causing,
Pornographic fantasy,
Lightspeed DVD

Voted for myself just because. Plus each line is only 2 words.

baddog · 07-05-2006, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teg0

6. Erection causing,
Pornographic fantasy,
Lightspeed DVD

Voted for myself just because. Plus each line is only 2 words.

never knew number of words were relevant

baddog · 07-05-2006, 01:17 PM

#6 . . . doubt DVD qualifies as 3 syllables . . . so comes down to 5 or 8 as being closest to form . . . . decisions, decisions

brand0n · 07-05-2006, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

never knew number of words were relevant

just mean lol

voted for the hardcore one. truth is very clear in that poem.

brand0n · 07-05-2006, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

#6 . . . doubt DVD qualifies as 3 syllables . . . so comes down to 5 or 8 as being closest to form . . . . decisions, decisions

number 10 is correct as well

gimo33 · 07-05-2006, 01:21 PM

why are my entries not qualified? are they that bad? (just asking)

teg0 · 07-05-2006, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

never knew number of words were relevant

Obviously

OG LennyT · 07-05-2006, 01:37 PM

I voted for the first one.

Lots of good options there

Juilan · 07-05-2006, 02:10 PM

shoot you missed the good ones

Mighty Chin · 07-05-2006, 02:14 PM

Mine shoulda been nominated! I guess thats what happens when you go classy and not dirty.

xxxfeetxxx · 07-05-2006, 02:16 PM

I'm not being picky or anything but I thought the original statement was that the haiku had to be about your favourite lightspeed girl. Most of the final 10 are, but not all of them.

2HousePlague · 07-05-2006, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mighty Chin

Mine shoulda been nominated! I guess thats what happens when you go classy and not dirty.

I think we both forgot the target market on this one --

2hp

gimo33 · 07-05-2006, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxfeetxxx

I'm not being picky or anything but I thought the original statement was that the haiku had to be about your favourite lightspeed girl. Most of the final 10 are, but not all of them.

yup.. i noticed that too....

ryph · 07-05-2006, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

number 10 is correct as well

i concur

Manowar · 07-05-2006, 02:22 PM

number one.

minusonebit · 07-05-2006, 02:38 PM

Bump.....

jrap · 07-05-2006, 02:42 PM

vote #2

JohanTheGreat · 07-05-2006, 02:43 PM

Anyone actully watch DVDhahaha180;s theese days? Its 2006...

gimo33 · 07-05-2006, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juilan

shoot you missed the good ones

which ones?

baddog · 07-05-2006, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

number 10 is correct as well

I wasn't referring to the number of syllables, but rather that Haiku should be about nature . . . 5 and 8 were the closest in that respect.

media · 07-05-2006, 03:04 PM

Tuition Is Paid!

Thomas1007 · 07-05-2006, 03:41 PM

9. Jordan Capri tight
Slender little teenage dream
Please visit tonight
this got my vote

Juilan · 07-05-2006, 03:52 PM

These ones ruled

lil trouble maker
how much trouble youve made
wife found creditcard

-by Screaming

Jordan Capri could pee on me
Body is tight and perky
Bring her to me
Go Seattle!

-by Deraj

gecko · 07-05-2006, 04:26 PM

added my vote

Elle Sommers · 07-05-2006, 04:30 PM

Magna cum loudly hahahhahha oh shit, thats great.

I voted!

Screaming · 07-05-2006, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juilan

These ones ruled

lil trouble maker
how much trouble youve made
wife found creditcard

-by Screaming

Jordan Capri could pee on me
Body is tight and perky
Bring her to me
Go Seattle!

-by Deraj

when i wrote that.. i honestly said to myself

we have a winnah.

Orgasmics · 07-05-2006, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

5.

SteveLightspeed · 07-05-2006, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming

when i wrote that.. i honestly said to myself

we have a winnah.

5,6,5 -- sorry

MaddCaz · 07-05-2006, 04:41 PM

Jordan needs Capris

Screaming · 07-05-2006, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

5,6,5 -- sorry

ouch! it was "you have made" but im a webmstr so my mind types as short as possible sometimes

baddog · 07-05-2006, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming

ouch! it was "you have made" but im a webmstr so my mind types as short as possible sometimes

details, details

baddog · 07-05-2006, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgasmics

sorry, I didn't check out the authors

Screaming · 07-05-2006, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

details, details

thats ok.. one of mine is still up there =x

Chris · 07-05-2006, 04:54 PM

Stop Fucking Spamming My Icq Please
I Fucking Voted For Who I Liked
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Rochard · 07-05-2006, 05:13 PM

Lots of Jordan Capri stuff....... My vote is cast.

Orgasmics · 07-05-2006, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Stop Fucking Spamming My Icq Please
I Fucking Voted For Who I Liked
Nowplease Stop The Fucking Icq Spam For Some God Damn Porn Dvds

That's the problem with using polls... in the end, it usually boils down to who has the most contacts and who's willing to take advantage of that.

SteveLightspeed · 07-05-2006, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgasmics

That's the problem with using polls... in the end, it usually boils down to who has the most contacts and who's willing to take advantage of that.

Well, your poems about Faith turned me on so much, I think I'll send hers to you for free anyway!

Steve Lightspeed

Orgasmics · 07-05-2006, 07:19 PM

Heheh, thanks! I got a bit turned on while writing some of them. She's quite the little hottie!

It was a great idea for a contest and I had fun participating.

Deraj · 07-05-2006, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juilan

These ones ruled

lil trouble maker
how much trouble youve made
wife found creditcard

-by Screaming

Jordan Capri could pee on me
Body is tight and perky
Bring her to me
Go Seattle!

-by Deraj

Thanks Julian!

Juilan · 07-05-2006, 09:33 PM

Jordan Capri could pee on me
Body is tight and perky
Bring her to me
Go Seattle!

-by Deraj

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deraj

Thanks Julian!

Yeah I remember from college that the last line in a Haiku is supposed to be a separate thought apparently unrelated to the previous ones, serving to illuminate both streams of thought in new and exciting ways. "Go Seattle!" does it baby.

07-05-2006, 12:25 PM	#3
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View Poll Results: Vote for your favorite LightspeedGirl Haiku
1. Tuition is paid	25	24.51%
2. jordan is leaving	11	10.78%
3. my jordan capri	10	9.80%
4. If I win the prize	10	9.80%
5. Her sweet seduction	7	6.86%
6. Erection causing,	6	5.88%
7. Tawnee or Jordan	10	9.80%
8. Dirty little stones	8	7.84%
9. Jordan Capri tight	5	4.90%
10. jordan hardcore please	26	25.49%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 102. You may not vote on this poll

07-05-2006, 12:04 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Let GFY decide the winner of Lightspeedcash DVDS The response to our Haiku contest was GREAT! In case you missed it, here is a link But we are stumped for a winner, so we'll let GFY decide. Please vote for your favorite, and we'll declare a winner at midnight tonight (PST) 1. Tuition is paid Lightspeed University Magna cum loudly 2. jordan is leaving secretary jobs pay shit welcome back you slut 3. my jordan capri found god and hid her pussy came back finally 4. If I win the prize Please send them in brown paper Mum can never know 5. Her sweet seduction Both naughty and innocent Faith consumes my soul 6. Erection causing, Pornographic fantasy, Lightspeed DVD 7. Tawnee or Jordan Which one to receive my lust? Wait! A hot threesome. 8. Dirty little stones along the River Jordan skip farther, wilder. 9. Jordan Capri tight Slender little teenage dream Please visit tonight 10. jordan hardcore please just one vid fucking you hard outsell everything __________________ Abra-cadabra!

07-05-2006, 12:12 PM	#2
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07-05-2006, 12:27 PM	#5
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07-05-2006, 12:30 PM	#6
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07-05-2006, 12:46 PM	#11
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07-05-2006, 01:17 PM	#13
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	#6 . . . doubt DVD qualifies as 3 syllables . . . so comes down to 5 or 8 as being closest to form . . . . decisions, decisions

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07-05-2006, 02:16 PM	#21
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07-05-2006, 02:22 PM	#25
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07-05-2006, 02:38 PM	#26
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07-05-2006, 02:42 PM	#27
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07-05-2006, 03:41 PM	#32
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07-05-2006, 03:52 PM	#33
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07-05-2006, 05:13 PM	#45
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07-05-2006, 07:19 PM	#48
Orgasmics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,205	Heheh, thanks! I got a bit turned on while writing some of them. She's quite the little hottie! It was a great idea for a contest and I had fun participating.