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What are these words under my name?
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![]() Is it good or bad to wake up floating above your own body? The next day I woke up in the Hospital. Was I swept away from my glory or is it that it was not time to go yet?
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I guess you never saw a zombie flic...
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not a doctor but does the person you sleep with ever say "hey you stopped breathing last night it freaked me out" ???
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how can you wake up when you're dead?.....
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oh dear..... someones been smoking PCP
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i know sleep paralysis is some scary shit.
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dunno what to tell you...
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If you wake up dead, you are no longer alive
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I wouldn't mind waking up dead
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means you went to bed to early
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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lay off the dope.. ^^
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What are these words under my name?
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Reminds me of a scene from Scary Movie:
Mahalik: This morning, he woke up dead! CJ: How in the hell do you wake up dead? Mahalik: 'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep. CJ: You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive? Mahalik: You can't go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant. CJ: No, it wouldn't. 'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed. Mahalik: But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place! CJ: Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man! |
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Thats tough that you got up like that...sometime listening to REM too much does the effect....You should try to practice astralprojections...seriously....it takes six teen minutes to hit the first dreaming state then seven teen minutes to see through the dream then lastly eight teen minutes to recover from the vision.....I feel like awakening up everyday is like waking up from death...
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once had a mexican gangster tell me to watch my back cause one day i was gonna wake up dead.....soon as he finished his comment he ran his lowrider bike into a curb and ate shit knocking out most of his front teeth..........
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Ok, I'm confused.
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Megadeth - Wake up dead
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I use to go out with a girl who had the happen to her all the time. She said the only way she could avoid it was by falling asleep with the TV on. She us to see very strange things in her dreams. I loved her but that freaked me out.
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Scary!!! I don't want that to happen.
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