A friend of mine said Americans don't use bidets. I'm, like, yeah - GoFuckYourself.com

Vell · 07-23-2006, 10:16 AM

As if they walk around their whole lives smeared in feces.

Murderous · 07-23-2006, 10:20 AM

We have baby wipes for adults now, hehe.

Monique Niccole · 07-23-2006, 10:22 AM

We take showers

07-23-2006, 10:22 AM

in miami i had them in my bathrooms...i guess space is so limited in NYC im lucky i got a roman tub in my bathroom

HizAzPhun · 07-23-2006, 10:22 AM

Ok I'll bite, what's a bidet?

Doctor Dre · 07-23-2006, 10:22 AM

My parents have one... I think they used that once thought.

Murderous · 07-23-2006, 10:26 AM

I bet the chicks dig them more than the guys... except for BoyAlley of course.

Waveu6410 · 07-23-2006, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by HizAzPhun

Ok I'll bite, what's a bidet?

i'm sure it's a toilet that shoots your ass with water after you take a dump to clean your ass.

BoyAlley · 07-23-2006, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Murderous

I bet the chicks dig them more than the guys... except for BoyAlley of course.

Yes, it's true. Gay men must keep their anus clean enough to eat off of.

BVF · 07-23-2006, 10:31 AM

I have a bidet in the master bathroom. I haven't used it yet but one day I'll remember to come home after being outside sweating and cleaning the funk out of my asscrack with it.

StuartD · 07-23-2006, 10:32 AM

Naturally, because everyone in the world all do and think the exact same, it's why there's only one language, one currency, one religion, one government and so on.

Kimo · 07-23-2006, 10:32 AM

well my friend said my car was topless, and i told him "hey, dont say my car is topless, say the titties is out"

maybe he has a dirty ass?

Vell · 07-23-2006, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete

We take showers

You shower after you take a shit?

kinda exessive.

gotekix · 07-23-2006, 11:24 AM

Nobody I know in NYC has a bidet, probably because space is so limited here. When I travel to Europe they are everywhere.

CaptainHowdy · 07-23-2006, 11:29 AM

I love bidets

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The Ghost · 07-23-2006, 11:32 AM

You don't actually need a bidet to get the "clean ass" effect. In a couple of places in Asia, it is extremely common for there to be a sprayer near the toilet to hose off with after you finish. Results are very little paper usage and a much cleaner backdoor.

Few things in my experience are cleaner than a female Asian's asshole.

Waveu6410 · 07-23-2006, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete

We take showers

one dump a day 2 showers a day for me

Dvae · 07-23-2006, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vell

As if they walk around their whole lives smeared in feces.

Meet Mr Whipple

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tranza · 07-23-2006, 11:45 AM

I hate those things.

MyNameIsNobody · 07-23-2006, 11:48 AM

ok I live in bangkok.. AND I have one of those "sprayers" close to my toilet.. but hell, the only time I've used it is to remove some nasty speed marks when I have female company..

I'm an old fashion wipe-your-ass-with-plain-paper kinda guy..

Murderous · 07-23-2006, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vell

You shower after you take a shit?

kinda exessive.

Only the day after a keg party, hehe.

OG LennyT · 07-23-2006, 11:54 AM

just do a good job wiping and shower at least once a day.. its not difficult to keep your ass clean.

Bidets are for gay men

Monique Niccole · 07-23-2006, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vell

You shower after you take a shit?

kinda exessive.

I personally use baby wipes, but showers are why we don't "walk around our whole lives smeared in feces".

Mr. Soul · 07-23-2006, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gotekix

Nobody I know in NYC has a bidet, probably because space is so limited here. When I travel to Europe they are everywhere.

I have one in NYC.

The wife put it in last time she re-did the master bathroom. I love it. You could eat dinner off my asshole.

Although, I wouldn't recommend it. Eating dinner off my asshole that is, the bidet I do recommend.

MaddCaz · 07-23-2006, 12:02 PM

what the eff is a bidet?

Peaches · 07-23-2006, 12:04 PM

Don't you have to dry your ass off after using a bidet? First time I saw one was when I was 16 in England. Interesting concept, but I just never "got" it.

Pornwolf · 07-23-2006, 12:12 PM

Bidet's are over complicated. The spray nozzle makes more sense.

I like the toilets with the jet streams of warm water even better. Less water around the toilet too.

Dvae · 07-23-2006, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaddCaz

what the eff is a bidet?

Does this answer your question?

and yes so gay

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fallenmuffin · 07-23-2006, 12:17 PM

Whip your ass.. you're down.

Since when does everyone using a bidet in england?

Z · 07-23-2006, 12:22 PM

My place down here has one. But I've yet to use it. My girlfriend does though...it's great for cleaning up the downstairs after sex. Especially when I went 'round knocking on the back door.

I tried to use it once and just succeeded in getting water all over myself, the toilet and the floor. I'll stick to toilet paper and baby wipes.

detoxed · 07-23-2006, 12:25 PM

I drink out of them

czarina · 07-23-2006, 12:25 PM

I had one when I was growing up, and I am putting one in the master bathroom of my new house.

Antonio · 07-23-2006, 12:26 PM

I always shower after taking a dump, never seen a bidet here

oh, and I'm straight

07-23-2006, 10:16 AM	#1
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LilBro Guest Posts: n/a	in miami i had them in my bathrooms...i guess space is so limited in NYC im lucky i got a roman tub in my bathroom

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MyNameIsNobody Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Swedän Posts: 2,947	ok I live in bangkok.. AND I have one of those "sprayers" close to my toilet.. but hell, the only time I've used it is to remove some nasty speed marks when I have female company.. I'm an old fashion wipe-your-ass-with-plain-paper kinda guy..

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fallenmuffin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,170	Whip your ass.. you're down. Since when does everyone using a bidet in england?

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Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	My place down here has one. But I've yet to use it. My girlfriend does though...it's great for cleaning up the downstairs after sex. Especially when I went 'round knocking on the back door. I tried to use it once and just succeeded in getting water all over myself, the toilet and the floor. I'll stick to toilet paper and baby wipes.

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Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	I always shower after taking a dump, never seen a bidet here oh, and I'm straight