I should not have singled out Lars, this should be for everyone - GoFuckYourself.com

Jace · 07-25-2006, 10:58 AM

I should have addresses this to whole industry, not just aff and co....

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning. "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers."

The mouse turned to the cow and said, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."

So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap-- alone. That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.

The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital and she returned home with a fever.

Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient. But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer's wife did not get well; she died. So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.

So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

The Ghost · 07-25-2006, 11:01 AM

Good story Jace.

RayVega · 07-25-2006, 11:06 AM

Nice one. And very very true.

betabomb · 07-25-2006, 11:07 AM

my grandma used to say be a good person or I'll kill you

seeric · 07-25-2006, 11:08 AM

lars is gonna kill a cow to feed us? errrrrrr. i'm lost.

hahahaha. j/k. i keeeed i keeeeeeed.

Dagwolf · 07-25-2006, 11:31 AM

A good parable. I'd like to say more but a whole crowd just came into my office...

CaptainHowdy · 07-25-2006, 11:37 AM

Nice story...

LadyMischief · 07-25-2006, 11:39 AM

Wonder where I've seen that before?

tony286 · 07-25-2006, 11:40 AM

very true and very good

Quagmire · 07-25-2006, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

A good parable. I'd like to say more but a whole crowd just came into my office...

Are you having 'sexy parties' a la Stewie Griffin now that you have your new office away from the house?

07-25-2006, 10:58 AM	#1
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	I should not have singled out Lars, this should be for everyone I should have addresses this to whole industry, not just aff and co.... A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning. "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it." The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers." The mouse turned to the cow and said, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose." So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap-- alone. That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey. The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital and she returned home with a fever. Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient. But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig. The farmer's wife did not get well; she died. So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them. The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness. So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

07-25-2006, 11:01 AM	#2
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07-25-2006, 11:06 AM	#3
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Nice one. And very very true. __________________ Ray "The Don" Vega Managing Director Private Equity Fund [email protected]

07-25-2006, 11:07 AM	#4
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07-25-2006, 11:31 AM	#6
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	A good parable. I'd like to say more but a whole crowd just came into my office... __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women. Last edited by Dagwolf; 07-25-2006 at 11:33 AM..

07-25-2006, 11:08 AM	#5
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07-25-2006, 11:37 AM	#7
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07-25-2006, 11:39 AM	#8
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07-25-2006, 11:40 AM	#9
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	very true and very good