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p1mpdogg · 07-29-2006, 06:25 AM

this is fucking painful as shit

its either wood likea thorn or a piece of metal shaving...

whats the best way? tweezers arent geting deep enough and a needle isnt working that great at digging it up..

any other tricks?

martinsc · 07-29-2006, 06:27 AM

warm water should help...

gangbangjoe · 07-29-2006, 06:29 AM

i know how doctors would do it... but i highly doubt you got the things needed for it...
take a suringe and inject some "liquid" right under the point where the splinter is...
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Sinstar · 07-29-2006, 06:36 AM

I always use a razor blade and very slowly cut away the skin above the splinter until I can fish it out with tweezers. Hurts like a SOB, but it works.

MikeVega · 07-29-2006, 06:36 AM

If you happen to have a cuticle cutter or even a nail clipper ..you can clean it and then use it to cut away a bit at a time till you can get to it. just seems to hurt less then a razor to open it up ..

Raven · 07-29-2006, 06:37 AM

if you have a pair of hemostats, that will work..soak your foot in warm, soapy water for about a half hour..and it may bring it to the surface. if you don't have hemostats....get a pair of eyebrow tweezers.

MaddCaz · 07-29-2006, 06:40 AM

get a needle, heat it up on open flame, go nuts

woj · 07-29-2006, 06:41 AM

very carefully...

joshll · 07-29-2006, 06:41 AM

bro this sounds like shit, but listen,
get washing up liq and rub it on, leave for 5 mins and then apply intent pressure around the splinter and it will move the skin around it downwards, then get a pair of tweasers and pluck

i have loads of diseases so take it from me bro

brand0n · 07-29-2006, 06:43 AM

have your girl dig it out with her teeth.

pussyluver · 07-29-2006, 06:45 AM

Can't get it on your own, have one of your girl friends try with the tweezers, needle etc. be sure and sterilize the area so you don't get an infection. Try not to act like a pussy when she does this. No skip that thought. If you whimper a bit, you might get a sympathy blow job? It's worked for gramps a time or three

To be honest if you tried enough times to make a post, it's prolly time to go to the ER and have them do it right. They'll prolly give you antibiotics (?) plus give ya a shot for the pain. You'll end up with some gauze bandage. The trip to the ER is always good for some sympathy sex!!! Only problem is, its a pain in the ass for the wait.

Gramps

DamageX · 07-29-2006, 07:04 AM

See a doc. Problem solved.

CamsLord · 07-29-2006, 07:09 AM

tweezers works good enough, just gotta dig a little deeper and itll hurt more

John69 · 07-29-2006, 08:14 AM

if the fucker is deep you have to soak it for an hour or so in epsion salt water then you sqeeze the motha out!

bigmack · 07-29-2006, 09:19 AM

Pocket knife. Cut the skin open above the splinter and pry it out.

HAPPYPEEKERS · 07-29-2006, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven

if you have a pair of hemostats, that will work..soak your foot in warm, soapy water for about a half hour..and it may bring it to the surface. if you don't have hemostats....get a pair of eyebrow tweezers.

EXACTLY!

Kimo · 07-29-2006, 10:11 AM

cut your fucking foot off

E$_manager · 07-29-2006, 10:31 AM

i always use needle, then take with nails and pull.

gimo33 · 07-29-2006, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVega

If you happen to have a cuticle cutter or even a nail clipper ..you can clean it and then use it to cut away a bit at a time till you can get to it. just seems to hurt less then a razor to open it up ..

i usually do this...less pain...

SleazyDream · 07-29-2006, 10:49 AM

cut the foot off

Malicious Biz · 07-29-2006, 10:52 AM

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