GFY donkey of the week: R.Benoit - GoFuckYourself.com

Libertine · 07-30-2006, 07:51 AM

Some choice quotes. They get progressively worse. And funnier, too.

On why meta tags matter:

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Originally Posted by R.Benoit

It does not stop the fact that search engines do scan the webpages and if there is no meta tags to grab the information from it will take what ever text there is on the webpage and insert it into it spider ! Don't you think such search engines need something to go by........ And you have many top spots... Is this by fluke? or is your search engine positions much lower?

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Originally Posted by R.Benoit

This started out by someone saying that Google and other search engines don't need meta tages... This is not actual fact... As I will say again the search engines need some actual information for their spiders... Where oh where do you think such information comes from?

Bragging and making threats:

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Originally Posted by R.Benoit

I have an IQ higher then 180 so before I give it some thought and assist you on looking stupid, I would just leave me alone...

[...]

If I keep on getting shit remarks tell everyone I'm a noob and shit thats fine, at least I know who the rank amateurs are ;) I will just point you out to a few hacker groups. Fair?

So lets act like business people ok ;)

Trying to look smart by throwing around a few names, but not managing to actually spell "protocol" right:

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.Benoit

You play like you understand the history of the Internet perhaps you can explain how such came to be. Starting with ARPA, ARPAnet, DARPA, DARPAnet, IMP-IMP and how DARPAnet played a role in creating the TCP/IP protocal. Also for fun why not introduce DARPA to everyone ;)

Making more threats, and showing how a high e-IQ does not aid ones spelling:

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Originally Posted by R.Benoit

They both act like they are experts but they are just about talk. I hope one day these ladies bump into me on the street and they mouth off to me then.

I'm sry SGS... mi English is poor... but i'm working on it ! Would you come and play... we need to up the avarage IQ to an avarage level around not droulling; in this forum. With the exception of only a few!

Mooing:

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Originally Posted by R.Benoit

mooo....
mooo....
mooo...

Telling us his guesstimate is from a few years back:

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Originally Posted by R.Benoit

Since a good reputation is everything in online business world; both word of mouth and good links back will make up for some of the websites that are not SEOed, however not everyone is capable of dealing well with others and relay very heavily on the search engines to drive around 80% of all business. { the stats are from a few years back }

Sending "the hackers" on Tempest:

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Originally Posted by R.Benoit

I'm posting this message that I have Tempest on my ignore list and as of now is on my hacker list(s)... Since He is being a jerk to me, calling me down; lets see him make some money now !

I will make all his links on this service to several groups of misc hackers to have fun with. when I'm done collect such posted material from Tempest for the misc, hacker community, I will wash my hands of this piece of crap.

Expressing his hope that I have military friends:

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Originally Posted by R.Benoit

I hope for your sake you have military fiends.

I tried to be nice, but I know how to deal with scum.

And all of this in his first 30 posts. This guy may well be the new kak_azn.

MyNameIsNobody · 07-30-2006, 08:17 AM

are ppl actually using "I'll send some hackers after ya" as a threat? yawn

godisdead · 07-30-2006, 08:52 AM

phew! Glad I escaped this honor.

joshll · 07-30-2006, 08:54 AM

hehehe
my IQ is 165 i thought the higher it was the denser you are ?
shit

he-fox · 07-30-2006, 09:14 AM

He's got the moves, no doubt about that. True talent we have among us.

dakota1358 · 07-30-2006, 09:19 AM

You all make fun of him but now he'll have all you on his hacker list.lol

testpie · 07-30-2006, 10:04 AM

It's true then - apparently hackers can be seconded at will by this "master salesman". If i were a hacker, and he were such a great salesman in direct contact with me, i know who'd i be hacking... Might want to watch out for your hackers there, Benoit...

onlineriches · 07-30-2006, 10:34 AM

Haha, what a joke this guy is. I was reading the post on SE spiders yesterday, and the whole thread was trashing him.

His sub7 friends will be coming to pay you a visit on ICQ.

*hacker is attempting to send you trojan.exe [ACCEPT / DECLINE]

fris · 07-30-2006, 10:36 AM

benoit sounds familiar thought he worked for aebn, i might be wrong. if it is him, hes no donkey ;)

CaptainHowdy · 07-30-2006, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by godisdead

phew! Glad I escaped this honor.

!!

Libertine · 07-30-2006, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris

benoit sounds familiar thought he worked for aebn, i might be wrong. if it is him, hes no donkey ;)

There are several benoits in the industry, I believe the current one is a freehosted noob. (there was one with fasterbucks as well, I think, and there could be one with aebn, although this is most certainly another one)

Besides, anyone who threatens to call in teh h4x0rs is a donkey, no matter where he works

Doctor Dre · 07-30-2006, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Fris

benoit sounds familiar thought he worked for aebn, i might be wrong. if it is him, hes no donkey ;)

He's french canadian (this one). There are 3 benoits that sounds alike lol

MetaMan · 07-30-2006, 11:02 AM

your new nickname is uber gay,

Libertine · 07-30-2006, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

your new nickname is uber gay,

BoyAlley made me change teams

Pimpin_J · 07-30-2006, 11:11 AM

mooo....
mooo....
mooo...

i like that one lol

Kimo · 07-30-2006, 11:40 AM

id hit it!

(i know it wasnt relavant)

KrisKross · 07-30-2006, 12:36 PM

The post where he claims an IQ of 180 is bloody hilarious.

MyNameIsNobody · 07-30-2006, 01:18 PM

I'm looking forward to the next 30 posts.. draaaaamaaaaa

Big John · 07-30-2006, 01:43 PM

You forgot his sig where he's whoring his advice for $2 a pop

Furious_Male · 07-30-2006, 01:55 PM

I missed all the fun.

The Sultan Of Smut · 07-30-2006, 01:56 PM

This stuff is priceless.

R.Benoit · 07-30-2006, 04:57 PM

I had thought this GFY was for pro trying to market there service and not to slander others; before you all think I'm a jackass why not read my past post fully. If you think you can add to what I'm saying without call me out like some jerks, because you think that you know what you are taking about, then go for it; because I look forwards to the extra reading,

I do go after people who slander me; not anyone else... If any of you "quote" me, at least get the facts straight; unlike some people who distort my posts!

So I offer a Search Engine Optimization service for $ 2.00 ; If I can bring even a little more traffic to your websites, which gives you a better location in the search engines and or earns you some extra money, from doing very small things to add to you website and drive some actual traffic because of my actions don't you think it is worth it or should i just charge more like $30 -$60 like the other pros in the SEO business. If you not sure what SEO is or what the normal rate for doing SEO work is then check out the different SEO companies. Just type in the search engines "SEO" or "Search Engine Optimization" if you would like to get further info on the subject...

Thanks for spending your time to read my post(s)

, {or not}

R.Benoit · 07-30-2006, 05:07 PM

O and sry about my spelling... I was up about 24 hrs when I had made my posts...

Jace · 07-30-2006, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.Benoit

I had thought this GFY was for pro trying to market there service and not to slander others; before you all think I'm a jackass why not read my past post fully. If you think you can add to what I'm saying without call me out like some jerks, because you think that you know what you are taking about, then go for it; because I look forwards to the extra reading,

I do go after people who slander me; not anyone else... If any of you "quote" me, at least get the facts straight; unlike some people who distort my posts!

So I offer a Search Engine Optimization service for $ 2.00 ; If I can bring even a little more traffic to your websites, which gives you a better location in the search engines and or earns you some extra money, from doing very small things to add to you website and drive some actual traffic because of my actions don't you think it is worth it or should i just charge more like $30 -$60 like the other pros in the SEO business. If you not sure what SEO is or what the normal rate for doing SEO work is then check out the different SEO companies. Just type in the search engines "SEO" or "Search Engine Optimization" if you would like to get further info on the subject...

Thanks for spending your time to read my post(s)

, {or not}

$2, $30-60?????

try $300 and hour, with some companies charging $800-1000/hour

you get funnier every time you post, thanks for a good laugh

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 07-31-2006, 01:58 AM

Hey guys... What is this all about... This R.Benoit is a NOOB, I understand and his rates are nothing, but I have checked out much of this stuff for myself regarding web promotions and there are tuns of experts who can't agree on anything... yea I now this guy is a dink... and I have read his posts... however for some reason I can't see your remarks addressing the actual technical issues... If you have technical info that you could post I would read it, for sure !

dunefield · 07-31-2006, 07:55 AM

he also wins...

thanks to myst for creating that...

Quagmire · 07-31-2006, 09:18 AM

Someone make him take Canada out of his listed Location, its pretty embarassing for the rest of us.

07-30-2006, 08:52 AM	#3
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07-30-2006, 08:54 AM	#4
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07-30-2006, 09:19 AM	#6
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07-30-2006, 10:04 AM	#7
testpie Mostly retired Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: UK Posts: 3,231	It's true then - apparently hackers can be seconded at will by this "master salesman". If i were a hacker, and he were such a great salesman in direct contact with me, i know who'd i be hacking... Might want to watch out for your hackers there, Benoit... __________________ Affiliates: DogFart ~ Domain parking: NameDrive ~ Traffic broker: Traffic Holder

07-30-2006, 10:36 AM	#9
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	benoit sounds familiar thought he worked for aebn, i might be wrong. if it is him, hes no donkey ;) __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

07-30-2006, 08:17 AM	#2
MyNameIsNobody Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Swedän Posts: 2,947	are ppl actually using "I'll send some hackers after ya" as a threat? yawn

07-30-2006, 09:14 AM	#5
he-fox Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Playa del Carmen, Mexico Posts: 2,884	He's got the moves, no doubt about that. True talent we have among us.

07-30-2006, 10:34 AM	#8
onlineriches Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 308	Haha, what a joke this guy is. I was reading the post on SE spiders yesterday, and the whole thread was trashing him. His sub7 friends will be coming to pay you a visit on ICQ. *hacker is attempting to send you trojan.exe [ACCEPT / DECLINE]

07-30-2006, 11:02 AM	#13
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	your new nickname is uber gay,

07-30-2006, 11:11 AM	#15
Pimpin_J Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: SplitInfinity.com Posts: 3,637	mooo.... mooo.... mooo... i like that one lol __________________

07-30-2006, 11:40 AM	#16
Kimo ... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Maryland ICQ:87038677 Posts: 11,542	id hit it! (i know it wasnt relavant) __________________ ...

07-30-2006, 12:36 PM	#17
KrisKross Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 5,024	The post where he claims an IQ of 180 is bloody hilarious. __________________

07-30-2006, 01:18 PM	#18
MyNameIsNobody Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Swedän Posts: 2,947	I'm looking forward to the next 30 posts.. draaaaamaaaaa

07-30-2006, 01:43 PM	#19
Big John Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Never never land Posts: 470	You forgot his sig where he's whoring his advice for $2 a pop __________________

07-30-2006, 01:55 PM	#20
Furious_Male Doing the grind since 99 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 16,881	I missed all the fun. __________________ Living in Virtual Reality Contact: Email (preferred): furiousmale .at. gmail - Skype: live:shanedws

07-30-2006, 01:56 PM	#21
The Sultan Of Smut Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,325	This stuff is priceless.

07-30-2006, 04:57 PM	#22
R.Benoit Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 34	GFY is for Pros to market themselves right or is it just for slander ? I had thought this GFY was for pro trying to market there service and not to slander others; before you all think I'm a jackass why not read my past post fully. If you think you can add to what I'm saying without call me out like some jerks, because you think that you know what you are taking about, then go for it; because I look forwards to the extra reading, I do go after people who slander me; not anyone else... If any of you "quote" me, at least get the facts straight; unlike some people who distort my posts! So I offer a Search Engine Optimization service for $ 2.00 ; If I can bring even a little more traffic to your websites, which gives you a better location in the search engines and or earns you some extra money, from doing very small things to add to you website and drive some actual traffic because of my actions don't you think it is worth it or should i just charge more like $30 -$60 like the other pros in the SEO business. If you not sure what SEO is or what the normal rate for doing SEO work is then check out the different SEO companies. Just type in the search engines "SEO" or "Search Engine Optimization" if you would like to get further info on the subject... Thanks for spending your time to read my post(s) , {or not}

07-30-2006, 05:07 PM	#23
R.Benoit Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 34	O and sry about my spelling... I was up about 24 hrs when I had made my posts...

07-31-2006, 01:58 AM	#25
yahoo-xxx-girls.com Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 3,143	SEO from a NOOB... LOL Hey guys... What is this all about... This R.Benoit is a NOOB, I understand and his rates are nothing, but I have checked out much of this stuff for myself regarding web promotions and there are tuns of experts who can't agree on anything... yea I now this guy is a dink... and I have read his posts... however for some reason I can't see your remarks addressing the actual technical issues... If you have technical info that you could post I would read it, for sure ! __________________ sig too big

07-31-2006, 07:55 AM	#26
dunefield www.barely18movies.com Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 10,920	he also wins... thanks to myst for creating that... __________________ Last edited by dunefield; 07-31-2006 at 07:56 AM..

07-31-2006, 09:18 AM	#27
Quagmire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Stinkin' up your bathroom Posts: 6,490	Someone make him take Canada out of his listed Location, its pretty embarassing for the rest of us. __________________