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07-30-2006, 06:28 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Montana
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Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship: 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; because you are my friend". |
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07-30-2006, 06:48 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Maryland ICQ:87038677
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this reminds me of those myspace bullitens.....
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07-30-2006, 06:52 AM
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V.I.P.
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: InYour Head
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your pussy is red my balls are blue...get over here bitch so i can jizz on you
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07-30-2006, 06:54 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Location: Montana
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07-30-2006, 06:56 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 3,663
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sig for sale - pornpicz(at)gmail.com |
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07-31-2006, 06:28 AM
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Workin With The Devil
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: West Bloomfield, MI
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Very nice
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