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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Eugene, OR It's Like Jail, Only with Trees!
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Walker Texas Ragner....
Ugh this show is the worst.... But yet I cannot help watching it more...
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Location: Austin, TX
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and shits gunpowder. He then uses that gunpowder to make a bullet which he uses to kill a cow to make more beef jerky. Some people call this the "circle of life"
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: InYour Head
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My boy bruce beat chucks ass once
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Yeah I know all about the facts shit, him kicking ass in movies has nothing to do with the fact walker texas ranger sucks ballz...
Chuck Norris does not cry, it's his eyeballs sweating...
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The martial arts weapon that is composed of two pieces of round wood connected by a small chain used to be called "NunBarrys"...to this day, nobody knows what ever happened to Barry.
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Maryland ICQ:87038677
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what an old show
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My two favourites are:
Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. ![]()
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Chicago, IL
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It seems bad on the outside, but like you said, you can't turn it off. I have grown to love it like a member of my family.
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