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Old 08-15-2006, 09:34 PM   #1
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Most irritating things amateur pornstars do thinking they're sexy

I'll start it off - these I find increasingly irritating:

a) stick their tongue out to try and lick their own nipples
b) pinch their nipples
c) pout

who does that turn on other than 12 year olds who don't have credit cards
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:34 PM   #2
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:55 PM   #3
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:57 PM   #4
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wtf i love that - never sick of bitches sucking on their big boobies : p

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I'll start it off - these I find increasingly irritating:

a) stick their tongue out to try and lick their own nipples
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:58 PM   #5
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thats the worst, its like watching a boxing match and the guys are wearing headgear
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Old 08-15-2006, 10:16 PM   #6
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I'll start it off - these I find increasingly irritating:

a) stick their tongue out to try and lick their own nipples
b) pinch their nipples
c) pout


BTW.. All camhosts should be forced to tolerate a full week on how to setup their cams and get some color balance.

Never seen so many red and green people in my life
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Old 08-15-2006, 10:21 PM   #7
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I know it's safe and all but I wont even watch porn with condoms their is one company that can pull it off but if they dident do it their shit would sell 100 times more and thats bangbros still the best sites if you ask me.
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Old 08-15-2006, 10:29 PM   #8
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BTW.. All camhosts should be forced to tolerate a full week on how to setup their cams and get some color balance.

Never seen so many red and green people in my life
Yeah, the setup on some of the cams sites are absolutely effin terrible

Surely they must realise with a bit more effort up front they would convert a shitload more

Check out this Webby if you've not seen it before - maddox is still one of the funniest fuckers around - your point exactly at #3: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....gi?u=cam_whore
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Old 08-15-2006, 10:32 PM   #9
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:00 PM   #10
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Check out this Webby if you've not seen it before - maddox is still one of the funniest fuckers around - your point exactly at #3: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....gi?u=cam_whore
Hehe.. nice one!

One bit missing is - for top rate quality promo material, record 1 seconds of cam video (with the lighting and color balance screwed) and make 450 screengrabs from it - a surefire way to show your total versatility

Just scanning thru 6000'sh cam screengrabs now and wondering how the hell these can be used to sell cams - they are a joke - tho it hits you in the face when there is the odd reasonable image.
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:12 PM   #11
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lmao - your eyes must be bleeding.
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:15 PM   #12
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I'll start it off - these I find increasingly irritating:

a) stick their tongue out to try and lick their own nipples
b) pinch their nipples
c) pout

who does that turn on other than 12 year olds who don't have credit cards

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Old 08-15-2006, 11:18 PM   #13
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I hate when amateur babes

1) stick their tongues out
2) when they chew gum....
3) When they fake an orgasm...
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:15 AM   #14
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I hate when amateur babes

1) stick their tongues out
2) when they chew gum....
3) When they fake an orgasm...
Nobody fakes an orgasm in this business, don't be ridiculous.

Agreed on sticking their tongue out - unless they're using it to catch semen.
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:19 AM   #15
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I'll start it off - these I find increasingly irritating:

a) stick their tongue out to try and lick their own nipples
b) pinch their nipples
c) pout

who does that turn on other than 12 year olds who don't have credit cards
Nothing wrong with any of that. This is not hollywood, its porn lol.
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:41 AM   #16
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1. In a shoot involving more than one person if they stop mid-action and look at the camera.

2. The coy bit of sticking a finger in their mouth.
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:43 AM   #17
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Old 08-16-2006, 06:59 AM   #19
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When amateur pornstars come to GFY and call themselves sexy in shameless self promotional threads like this one http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/644894-gorgeous-kissing-milfs-pic.html
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:13 AM   #21
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:30 AM   #22
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I'll start it off - these I find increasingly irritating:

a) stick their tongue out to try and lick their own nipples

What is wrong with this? Gets me going in the right direction.
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:31 AM   #23
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I'll start it off - these I find increasingly irritating:

a) stick their tongue out to try and lick their own nipples
b) pinch their nipples
c) pout

who does that turn on other than 12 year olds who don't have credit cards
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The most annoying one ever is Michelle Maylene, it's just her voice. I saw her in a non porn segment where she was showing off her house, and it was just her voice and her airhead "Act"... she even said "Do you like me in these shoes, do I look like a barbie doll" and it made me want to gag.
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Hehe.. nice one!

One bit missing is - for top rate quality promo material, record 1 seconds of cam video (with the lighting and color balance screwed) and make 450 screengrabs from it - a surefire way to show your total versatility

Just scanning thru 6000'sh cam screengrabs now and wondering how the hell these can be used to sell cams - they are a joke - tho it hits you in the face when there is the odd reasonable image.
so fucking true...
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Old 08-16-2006, 09:25 AM   #27
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Yeah, the setup on some of the cams sites are absolutely effin terrible

Surely they must realise with a bit more effort up front they would convert a shitload more

Check out this Webby if you've not seen it before - maddox is still one of the funniest fuckers around - your point exactly at #3: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....gi?u=cam_whore
LOL That sites funny! I had not seen that before. Should be updated with a few more, like falling alseep etc
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Old 08-16-2006, 01:57 PM   #28
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Yeah, maddox is good value as we say down under. Should read some more of his site, well funny.
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:48 AM   #29
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Old 08-17-2006, 06:42 PM   #31
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