TRUE STORY!!! My Aunt is HOME from LEBANON!!! FINALLY! - GoFuckYourself.com

MegaPartnerJerry · 07-28-2006, 01:45 AM

This is a TRUE STORY. My aunt was on vacation in Beriut, Lebanon. After three days of sight seeing Israel attacks!

So listen to this, My aunt, after growing sick and tried of waiting day after day; bomb after bomb until OUR U.S. goverment takes its citizens out of there, hires a taxi to drive her to Syria! First off the Taxi charges her $1000.00 US Dollars, considering the circumstances, and then she takes another taxi from Syria to Jordan. From Jordan a flight to Canada, and from Canada to Los Angeles.

She says all the US citizens, who have now been mostly evacuated, ALL of they were PISSED off at Bush and the US goverments evacuation plan. She got home finaaly tonite but I was just wondering why a goverment as BIG as us take soooooo long to react. So long that people and families like my aunt, and she says there were hundreds of people like her, have to evacuate on there own!

ProducerCashDave · 07-28-2006, 01:46 AM

Glad thats she safe

2HousePlague · 07-28-2006, 01:47 AM

That cabbie was an angel straight from Heaven.

2hp

Scott McD · 07-28-2006, 01:47 AM

Ah well at least she's home safe and sound now...

MegaPartnerJerry · 07-28-2006, 01:48 AM

Yeah thanks man, but you just wonder. WHAT IF the road they took to Syria was bombed? Thats scary trip to take but since our goverment moved so slow she, and hundreds of others, were forced too. THATS FUCKED UP, dont you think?

grumpy · 07-28-2006, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MegaPartnerJerry

This is a TRUE STORY. My aunt was on vacation in Beriut, Lebanon. After three days of sight seeing Israel attacks!

So listen to this, My aunt, after growing sick and tried of waiting day after day; bomb after bomb until OUR U.S. goverment takes its citizens out of there, hires a taxi to drive her to Syria! First off the Taxi charges her $1000.00 US Dollars, considering the circumstances, and then she takes another taxi from Syria to Jordan. From Jordan a flight to Canada, and from Canada to Los Angeles.

She says all the US citizens, who have now been mostly evacuated, ALL of they were PISSED off at Bush and the US goverments evacuation plan. She got home finaaly tonite but I was just wondering why a goverment as BIG as us take soooooo long to react. So long that people and families like my aunt, and she says there were hundreds of people like her, have to evacuate on there own!

Dont complain when you are visiting an terrorist infested holiday spot. Next time plan you holiday better.

MegaPartnerJerry · 07-28-2006, 01:49 AM

I mean I look it as, what if it was me or even what if it was you trapped in Lebabon?

MegaPartnerJerry · 07-28-2006, 01:52 AM

Beriut, when Israel (or should I say the US?) doesn't decide to bomb the fuck out of it, is heaven on earth! PARTY PARTY PARTY.......DRINK DRINK, FUCK FUCK DRINK SMOKE DRINK PARTY FUCK and then go visit all the history that lays there!

bvds · 07-28-2006, 01:53 AM

the treatment sucks. I am glad she made it home safe.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-28-2006, 01:54 AM

I'm happy for your Aunt, sad for the innocent Lebanese and Israeli civilians killed, wounded or displaced, and angry at the leaders of all nations and parties responsible for this travesty.

ADG Webmaster

MegaPartnerJerry · 07-28-2006, 01:54 AM

Thanks bro.

MegaPartnerJerry · 07-28-2006, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I'm happy for your Aunt, sad for the innocent Lebanese and Israeli civilians killed, wounded or displaced, and angry at the leaders of all nations and parties responsible for this travesty.

ADG Webmaster

Well said!

Alex · 07-28-2006, 01:57 AM

Q: Are you armenian

MegaPartnerJerry · 07-28-2006, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex

Q: Are you armenian

Yes, may I ask why?

MegaPartnerJerry · 07-28-2006, 02:03 AM

B U M P I need people to read this!

johnshinil · 07-28-2006, 02:35 AM

Thats great news MegaPartnerJerry. I'm happy your aunt managed to espace those greedy jews with US sponsored firearms.

Hopefully the increased consumption of US firearms by the Israelies will decrease the decifit a bit, it would be nice to see the dollar bounce up a bit compared to the euro. So I guess killing Lebanese is good for the global economy ? Thumbs Up.

grumpy · 07-28-2006, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by MegaPartnerJerry

B U M P I need people to read this!

why???????

s9ann0 · 07-28-2006, 03:30 AM

it sucks you are paying for the bombs too and flying them through my country, I can't believe the govt are letting this happen:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/5219830.stm

Kimo · 07-28-2006, 03:30 AM

this thread is useless without pics

s2kcord · 07-28-2006, 03:33 AM

on Fox News I saw people getting on the ship!

asdfqwer · 08-17-2006, 03:59 PM

It seems that the war is over now,at least for now
Over 200 people from Lebanon and Israel has asked the government of Armenia to get a refugee status

Dvae · 08-17-2006, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MegaPartnerJerry

This is a TRUE STORY. My aunt was on vacation in Beriut, Lebanon. After three days of sight seeing Israel attacks!

:

You've got to have no common sense to vacation in the shithole Middle East. Furthermore they were warned not go numerous times.
Does anybody pay attention. NO!!
So why should we have to bail your sorry ass out of a situation you got yourself into.

dodger21 · 08-17-2006, 04:18 PM

Good to hear, man. I was supposed to be in Beirut on vacation that exact week Israel attacked. I had to postpone it to go to Calgary, now theres nothing left to do there.

jigg · 08-17-2006, 06:43 PM

geez dude they couldn't pluck people out after a fucking hurricane. what makes you think they can do it with bombs falling!?!

nAtuRaLbEautY · 08-17-2006, 09:13 PM

glad to hear that she's back home and safe

reynold · 08-17-2006, 10:09 PM

I'm glad she got home safe..

ronin · 08-17-2006, 10:21 PM

glad she made it, i am sure a lot didnt

Alex · 08-17-2006, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae

You've got to have no common sense to vacation in the shithole Middle East. Furthermore they were warned not go numerous times.
Does anybody pay attention. NO!!
So why should we have to bail your sorry ass out of a situation you got yourself into.

They werent vacationing there.

His aunt is Armenian and therefore has family back there. Maybe you shut yourself away from all family and friends cause, but his aunt hasnt.

BergyK · 08-17-2006, 11:18 PM

I'm glad your aunt made it safe and sound. Very nice thread Jerry.

studiocritic · 08-17-2006, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

They werent vacationing there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MegaPartnerJerry

This is a TRUE STORY. My aunt was on vacation in Beriut, Lebanon.

Antonio · 08-17-2006, 11:51 PM

why the fuck were they pissed off at Bush??? Evacuating people costs money, money Bush desperately needs to bomb Iraq

spunkmaster · 08-18-2006, 12:14 AM

Why the fuck does the USA need to rescue anyone from Beriut, Lebanon ?

I really don't get this?

It's on the state dept list of banned travel countries so why does the US Gov't have to rescue anyone?

Dvae · 08-18-2006, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

They werent vacationing there.

His aunt is Armenian and therefore has family back there. Maybe you shut yourself away from all family and friends cause, but his aunt hasnt.

First line in his post:
This is a TRUE STORY. My aunt was on vacation in Beriut, Lebanon. After three days of sight seeing Israel attacks!

Lev · 08-18-2006, 01:46 AM

should I say "Katrina"

FunForOne · 08-18-2006, 02:33 AM

1) Every liberal with a keyboard and a username had a relative that was in Lebanon that had to escape because the US government let them down

2) Everyone one of the mispelled Beirut the same way on their message board post as they all felt it necessary to remind me it was a "true story".

3) Either this lady had a million relatives in the US, or Beirut is the most popular tourists spot on the planet. (Despite US travel warnings)

Snopes is waiting on you!

Dvae · 08-18-2006, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by FunForOne

1)

2) Everyone one of the mispelled Beirut the same way on their message board post as they all felt it necessary to remind me it was a "true story".

I was thinking about that too. If you have preface your story with "true story", probably not true.

Dvae · 08-18-2006, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by MegaPartnerJerry

Beriut, when Israel (or should I say the US?) doesn't decide to bomb the fuck out of it, is heaven on earth! PARTY PARTY PARTY.......DRINK DRINK, FUCK FUCK DRINK SMOKE DRINK PARTY FUCK and then go visit all the history that lays there!

I think your nose grows longer with every post you make on this subject.
Its obvious you made the whole thing up and this post proves it.
The last place I would go to party would be anywhere in the Middle East.
And what history, everybody killing each other?

07-28-2006, 01:45 AM	#1
MegaPartnerJerry Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 518	TRUE STORY!!! My Aunt is HOME from LEBANON!!! FINALLY! This is a TRUE STORY. My aunt was on vacation in Beriut, Lebanon. After three days of sight seeing Israel attacks! So listen to this, My aunt, after growing sick and tried of waiting day after day; bomb after bomb until OUR U.S. goverment takes its citizens out of there, hires a taxi to drive her to Syria! First off the Taxi charges her $1000.00 US Dollars, considering the circumstances, and then she takes another taxi from Syria to Jordan. From Jordan a flight to Canada, and from Canada to Los Angeles. She says all the US citizens, who have now been mostly evacuated, ALL of they were PISSED off at Bush and the US goverments evacuation plan. She got home finaaly tonite but I was just wondering why a goverment as BIG as us take soooooo long to react. So long that people and families like my aunt, and she says there were hundreds of people like her, have to evacuate on there own! __________________ ICQ # 337-531-162 $$$ MegaPartner.Com Don't Waste Your Traffic, make MEGA $$$, Fresh New Sites & TONS of Promo Tools!!!

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MegaPartnerJerry Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 518	Yeah thanks man, but you just wonder. WHAT IF the road they took to Syria was bombed? Thats scary trip to take but since our goverment moved so slow she, and hundreds of others, were forced too. THATS FUCKED UP, dont you think? __________________ ICQ # 337-531-162 $$$ MegaPartner.Com Don't Waste Your Traffic, make MEGA $$$, Fresh New Sites & TONS of Promo Tools!!!

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MegaPartnerJerry Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 518	Beriut, when Israel (or should I say the US?) doesn't decide to bomb the fuck out of it, is heaven on earth! PARTY PARTY PARTY.......DRINK DRINK, FUCK FUCK DRINK SMOKE DRINK PARTY FUCK and then go visit all the history that lays there! __________________ ICQ # 337-531-162 $$$ MegaPartner.Com Don't Waste Your Traffic, make MEGA $$$, Fresh New Sites & TONS of Promo Tools!!!

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johnshinil Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Czech Republic Posts: 194	Thats great news MegaPartnerJerry. I'm happy your aunt managed to espace those greedy jews with US sponsored firearms. Hopefully the increased consumption of US firearms by the Israelies will decrease the decifit a bit, it would be nice to see the dollar bounce up a bit compared to the euro. So I guess killing Lebanese is good for the global economy ? Thumbs Up.

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s9ann0 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 4,873	it sucks you are paying for the bombs too and flying them through my country, I can't believe the govt are letting this happen: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/5219830.stm

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s2kcord Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 581	on Fox News I saw people getting on the ship!

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asdfqwer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 431	It seems that the war is over now,at least for now Over 200 people from Lebanon and Israel has asked the government of Armenia to get a refugee status

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dodger21 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,680	Good to hear, man. I was supposed to be in Beirut on vacation that exact week Israel attacked. I had to postpone it to go to Calgary, now theres nothing left to do there. __________________ icq: 237055440

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spunkmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,052	Why the fuck does the USA need to rescue anyone from Beriut, Lebanon ? I really don't get this? It's on the state dept list of banned travel countries so why does the US Gov't have to rescue anyone? __________________

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Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	should I say "Katrina"

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FunForOne Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: USA Posts: 8,704	1) Every liberal with a keyboard and a username had a relative that was in Lebanon that had to escape because the US government let them down 2) Everyone one of the mispelled Beirut the same way on their message board post as they all felt it necessary to remind me it was a "true story". 3) Either this lady had a million relatives in the US, or Beirut is the most popular tourists spot on the planet. (Despite US travel warnings) Snopes is waiting on you!