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Join Date: Mar 2006
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My Sig Auction - DONATE TO THE FUND!
I pledge allegiance to my Sig
of the Go Fuck Yourself.com, and to the Sig Whores for which it stands, one Board under Lensman, indivisible, With Mad Views and Traffic for all. Ok now with that said I would like to offer an OPPORTUNITY of a Life Time!!!!! I will spend the money you donate for my sig on Wine, Coke, Spider Monkeys, and some Transvestite Hookers from craigslist. I will pay out of pocket for the room at motel6 for this to go down I will also post up video when I am done. Please make my dreams come true GFY! If you have money and would like to join in on the festivities just let me know! Bidding Starts September 1st and ends September 5th. Video will be posted by the end of the fallowing month. Bid early to get your sig placement. Thank you and have a wonderful weekend GFY!... |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Indianapolis
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why do you have to clown on motel 6's?
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Viva la vulva!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself
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You should have stayed at a Holiday Inn.
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Location: Hollywood, CA
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Motel 6...omg fuck that!
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#5 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: In Your Dreams
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One dollar.
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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The Dirty Frenchman
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Location: Lost Angeles
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Ill start the bidding at $10
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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I bid $2
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Bel Air, CA
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Not a Library!
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![]() Robocop Jesus rebooted for your sins... and this is how you repay him? For shame... for shame. Archiot will never allow you to join him beyond the Megapshere now.
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I applaud your noble cause, however to drive your bid higher this thread needs more drama.
If you could get one of the board trolls to start making malicious posts that you are harboring a secret plan to give the sig money away for AIDS research instead of using it for your stated causes, I think you would see the bid for your sig skyrocket. Likewise, if you had a celebrity that could endorse your cause, like say, Joey Buttafucco, John Wayne Bobbitt, or even Tommy Lee, that would help by creating more drama sub-threads. Sig whoring is a serious business. Not everyone can post "congratz", "I'd hit it" and such, day in and day, out and still respect themselves. It takes a special narcisstic breed to constantly tell everyone how great you are and insult anyone that questions otherwise. And not everyone can come up with thought provoking thread ideas like, "What's the longest turd you ever crapped?" Stick with it though, and there are rewards beyond the simple monetary gain. First there is the fame that comes with being primarily known in life as a sig whore, and of course everyone will want to have their photo taken with you at tradeshows because, well, that's what people primarily do at tradeshows. Finally, always remember that the true mark of a person on a board like GFY is post count... ![]() ADG Webmaster |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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guys, its Kyle Hoppes...
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bump for ur tranny hookers. LOL
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WINNING!
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Stop feeding the kyle hoppes, Kak_azn troll
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