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So 4 black guys call me a cracker
I am at light and having a bad day. I am minding my own business
and one of the guys walking down the street with his 3 buddies says "whats up cracker!" I said why did you call me a cracker? He is "i bet you wont get out of that car" I said. " Oh really?" I popped the trunk where I have a nice bat and got out. "I bet you wouldnt be so tough without your friends, I should follow you to your house". I think they were a little suprised as they started the to walk away and cross the street. The light turned green, I jumped backed in the car and stomped on the gas right at them. They went running like little bitches and I was 2 seconds from mowing them down and at the last second I turned away barley missing the one. I am glad I did not kill them with my car but I was having a bad day and they talked shit to the wrong caucasion I do not consider myself a racist but somehow this really pissed me off and I almost lost everything for belief that it is wrong for anyone to throw racist remarks to innocent people no matter what the color. |
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100% true and 150% right. no mater the color. but for some reason black people (and i'm black) believe that everyone is being racist with them. so they feel free to talk like that and they still believe they are not being racist.
bottom line: respect if you want to be respected
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Be careful,
They might shoot you next time. A couple black dudes who obviously didn't like white people (me for example) looked at me just real wrong last night.. I didn't go crazy or get too mad with them I gave back the look and went on my way. If they wanted it real bad with me I had my gun on the seat but they didn't ever have to find that out because we went our ways. It was odd too because they had an older Cadillac about the same year as mine and they had bought it at the same (out of town) dealership where I bought mine.. Stranger yet was the black guys had the black Cadillac and the white guy (me) had the white Cadillac- it is usually the other of the way around. |
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This really upset me but at the same time I was wrong for doing what I did because it didnt solve anything except maybe they will think twice before provoking someone for no reason. I blame the parents not them. |
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Well I can't say much about what you did because I won't hesitate to drive right over someone who attacks me and I've sad that many times but you never know what's coming- they called you a crackka and you tried to drive over them.. Attempted murder if they want to make it some of a thing more than a thing of the something ![]() |
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I should have ignored it but at the same time dont think it should be tolerated. I have to drive a bad part of town sometimes thats just the way it is. I should probably take the long way from now on. |
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Honkey....
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Four black guys were standing on a corner while I was stopped at a light. I was scared shitless and avoided making eye contact. Instead, I surreptitiously made sure my doors and windows were locked while pretending that I was not in fact, wetting my pants. |
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Less than 1% of the population where I live is black so we don't have any problems with racism.
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Black people often travel in a troop in order to confuse and disorient their prey. While their prey is thoroughly confused by their odd movements and horrid attempts at speaking the English language, a smaller monkey, uh I mean black person, will often attempt to steal something from the intended target. If the target catches on and attempts to stop the smaller, weaker black person from stealing his possessions, the larger shaven gorillas will often jump into the fray, madly beating their chest and sputtering words such as ?shizzle? and ?nizzle? in an attempt to lull their target into fear. 7/10 times they are successful and the target will either run off in a random direction attempting to escape, or give up his or her possessions willingly to the large negroids.
Thanks to the famous studies done by L.C. Whitehammer, those who are targeted by blacks now have several successful way to effectively fight back and no longer are forced to give up their possessions in the heat of the moment. One is the baiting maneuver in which you throw the negroids a bucket of fried chicken. They will fight each other over it and take care of themselves for you. If fried chicken isn?t available, the second method is the reverse-double-bluff confusion method in which you throw either a gigantic pair of plush dice or anything made of purple satin at them. They will stare at awe at the item(s) and be utterly confused, giving you ample time to take them down one at a time. In a pinch, don?t be afraid to offer up your girlfriend as bait in order to get the upper hand. There is nothing more tempting to a large black man than a white woman (they rarely care about the appearance or size of said woman, so if she?s a cow don?t worry; they won?t care) and by using a modified version of Whitehammer?s reverse-double-bluff confusion method, you can often times duplicate success rates up to 70%. While she may be no substitute for gigantic plush dice or purple satin, she will often provide enough of a distraction allowing you to call for help. IT IS NOT recommended you take on blacks once they set eyes on a white woman; they may become enraged as their genitals become gorged with blood and attack anything in site at an attempt to mate with the white female.
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Sorry that had to happen to you. There are idiots in every race. As far as them maybe shooting you ("Be careful,
They might shoot you next time.") that is unlikely, I don't understand that line of thinking. The fact is that most shootings done by blacks are against other blacks. If a black man shoots a black man it's more acceptable. If he shoots a white guy. They will put him under the prison. Twenty year olds are still kids trying to prove something. Hopefully they learned a good lesson.
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Nice going, cracker.
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Crazy shit, either a) u made it up b) your a hard ass and good on ya or c) th guys were really small and your 6 foot 5 ) Glad we dont have that sort of black racist violence where I live, thats shit. Werent u concerned the lads had guns on them?
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![]() They teach Negro Survival 101 there, very informative. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a slice of watermelon or a chicken wing or a glass of grape drink. Almost all blacks are susceptible to the simplest of distractions! Unfortunately if the distraction fails? their anger knows no bounds. At times their strength can grow as much as 4x as much as a human beings.
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Take it as a compliment. If your ancestors were owned and whipped when they got out of line, and then a war between crackers is what freed you, wouldn't you be a little peeved? A violent reaction to a couple of punks is not called for.
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..."i'm not racist , i hate everyone equally!"...
![]() my mother having been married 5 times produced what i like to affectionately call my own "united nations of brothers" ( i begged her for the longest to make 2 more brothers so i could live "the seven chinese brothers" - book , but she said no) so it's quite impossible for me to be "racist" , i do have a problem with "ignorance" wether it be your attitude (you'd like to piss perfume and sh*t icecream wouldn't ya?) or your lack of gathered information to make a sound judgement (everyone knows you should touch a hot stove to see what hot feels like!) sincerely ~ ..."don't let my get my jap/chin/flip/mex/blk/wht brothers on your a**!"... |
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Next time that happens just repeat this phrase:
"Serenity Now, Serenity Now" That will make you feel a lot better. |
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Next time just go into a turette (sp) syndromesque rage. Sitting in the car start shouting things like, "CRACKER, I'm a fffffffucking cracker, ass..ass, ass, shit...cracker. The window fuck eggs, cracker mutha, mutha fucka. Crack..crack..er, er, er, er, er, er...(start shaking and twitching here, and I mean really twitching)...hey hey hey, arrgghh, fuck, fuck, car, car, cunt fucker dick shit, vrooooooom, vrooooom, fuck, cracker.....
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Ive seen a guy driving by and a black guy on a bike, and the black guy kicked dudes car cause he was too close or something, the dude got outta his car and 1 punch knocked the guy out, got back into his car and drove off, not a single word was spoken.
*how come on cops they are always running after black ppl?" |
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Nice fairy tale tough guy.
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You should have called them crackers first.
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the same thing happened to me - but they were 6 or 7 guys I think, they really pissed me off so I bitchslapped them for a couple of minutes just for fun
oh, forgot to mention, I think the oldest guy was like 6 years old, this is how tough I am - I don't take shit from nobody |
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Someday I hope you drive past me. I'll be sure to yell, "what's up douche-bag?"
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Hehehehe
This reminds me of a story about something that happened to me I ended up scared to death, Some fuckball stole my trailer and mower and I was so mad, Well I baited those dead in the head idiots left a weedeater out in the back of my truck kind of hanging out of there and they actually were dumb enough to fall for it, That night I sit quietly waiting like a chinese cat waiting to pounce on some soon to be doomed prey.. hell I thought it wouldn't get me anywhere. Any way the house was dark like a morgue sort of and I was waiting in here like I said and poof is see some fuck ball out there about to grab my trimmer out the truck so I sort of fucked up instead of letting him get ahold of it first I just burst out there like a maniac Well hell as it ends up there are FIVE of them and my gun JAMS thankfully they fled the scene there when I cocked my pistol By the time I got back out with my shotgun they were gone Damn when the gun jammed I just knew I was fucked hell two of them had clubs or bats or some shit Man Well they never came back |
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