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Old 08-25-2006, 12:07 AM   #1
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When you die..........

you lose the weight of 5 nickels, around 21grams or so i believe...

now what exactly comes out of you?

you're soul? you're brain cells pop? the air in you're lungs?

anyone have a clue?
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:10 AM   #2
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:11 AM   #3
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nothing to say on the subject?

hopefully its our souls....if we have any
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:19 AM   #4
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another one bit the dust
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:24 AM   #5
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cant you guys be serious ? :\
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:25 AM   #6
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Damn, madawgz, I've been gone for about a week. Somehow I was expecting you'd have 20K posts when I got back. ;)
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:26 AM   #7
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:29 AM   #8
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south park says you crap your pants when you die
now that is 100% true i believe

unless you take a crap and then die, then you wont shit you're pants when you die.
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:30 AM   #9
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Damn, madawgz, I've been gone for about a week. Somehow I was expecting you'd have 20K posts when I got back. ;)
i know, i should have atleast 25k posts by now...

im doing alot of other work so its really hard

ill get up there soon
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:35 AM   #10
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so nobody knows what these 5 nickels are?
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maybe fiddy cent?

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You lose a nickel. It's the death tax implemented by the Department of Mortality in 1887; due to the timeless nature of the aether inflation has not taken place on the "other side", and the tax has not been increased since. The tax is collected by radiant beings at the moment of death.
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who the fuck are these guys?

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Old 08-25-2006, 12:54 AM   #15
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You lose a nickel. It's the death tax implemented by the Department of Mortality in 1887; due to the timeless nature of the aether inflation has not taken place on the "other side", and the tax has not been increased since. The tax is collected by radiant beings at the moment of death.
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You lose a nickel. It's the death tax implemented by the Department of Mortality in 1887; due to the timeless nature of the aether inflation has not taken place on the "other side", and the tax has not been increased since. The tax is collected by radiant beings at the moment of death.
whoa, a rule that was made 100 years before i was born :o

so you're saying they tax us when we die?
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