Urinal Etiquette Question - GoFuckYourself.com

Aneros Josh · 08-25-2006, 12:41 PM

Let me describe the bathroom in our office building. 2 urinals, 2 stalls, 2 sinks.

I have to take a piss...so I walk into the bathroom and there's a guy at one of the 2 urinals. My etiquette question is this: Do I use the urinal next to him so I don't make him feel like there is a reason why I don't want to stand next to him or do I use the stall because I can piss without having to stand right next to him?

I opted for using the stall because it is easier for me to piss when there isn't somebody standing right next to me.

Dirty D · 08-25-2006, 12:44 PM

I think it boils down to Straight or Gay?

Straight men will opt for the stall...

Gay men will opt for the next urinal every time

Solid Bob · 08-25-2006, 12:45 PM

I've pondered this same question many times.

CDSmith · 08-25-2006, 12:47 PM

Hit the stall. How would the guy know you don't have to take a shit?

:D

brilsmurf · 08-25-2006, 12:50 PM

hit the sink man!!

mikeyddddd · 08-25-2006, 12:50 PM

Are you a peeker?

wdsguy · 08-25-2006, 12:51 PM

Depends, usually I go for the stall.

Aneros Josh · 08-25-2006, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Hit the stall. How would the guy know you don't have to take a shit?

:D

Funny you mention that...I didn't even feel bad until I started pissing (standing up) in the stall and it was making all kinds of noise and I knew that he knew I avoided standing next to him intentionally...haha

AssPirate · 08-25-2006, 01:02 PM

Please use the stall. You don't get to consume much water flushing. We have to be environmentally conscious, y'know.

Tom_PM · 08-25-2006, 01:07 PM

I hate urinals, always have.

I want to a fair once though and the mens room had a TROUGH! No shit. Like a pigs trough except about 50 guys pissing all over. Totally sick.

I went and found a nice tree to water.

CDSmith · 08-25-2006, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJosh

Funny you mention that...I didn't even feel bad until I started pissing (standing up) in the stall and it was making all kinds of noise and I knew that he knew I avoided standing next to him intentionally...haha

You could always (next time) choose the urinal, then glance down at his pecker and lick your lips invitingly. If he's straight it will drive him away, and the NEXT time it happens then HE'LL be the guy hitting the stall. :D

Uh, but if he's gay you're fucked. :D

Vitasoy · 08-25-2006, 08:08 PM

If theres an option for a stall, the stall of course.

rowan · 08-25-2006, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

I want to a fair once though and the mens room had a TROUGH! No shit. Like a pigs trough except about 50 guys pissing all over. Totally sick.

Reminds me of a camping toilet - there's the foul smelling pit with the seat and door, and outside a trough with a little pipe that runs into the pit. Considering it wasn't a serviced toilet there was some pretty horrible looking stuff sitting in that trough.

RF_Erick · 08-25-2006, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

I hate urinals, always have.

I want to a fair once though and the mens room had a TROUGH! No shit. Like a pigs trough except about 50 guys pissing all over. Totally sick.

I went and found a nice tree to water.

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fatal attraction · 08-25-2006, 10:39 PM

Funny thread Josh!

DateDoc · 08-25-2006, 10:51 PM

have you ever been pissing at a row of urinals and you have flip flops on and you can feel splashes on your feet and you wonder if it is from your piss or the guy standing next to you?????

Spunky · 08-25-2006, 10:53 PM

Give him his space and not feel like a homo..use the stall

godisdead · 08-26-2006, 01:43 AM

Seriously, I've never given this any thought whatsoever. I just went to the urinal because that's more convenient. I wonder how many gay guys I've turned on unwillingly.

Blingbaby · 08-26-2006, 01:53 AM

I never get why guys opt for the closest urinal to me when I'm like washing my hands or something, go for the farthest stall fucker, we are not that intimate..

Blingbaby · 08-26-2006, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by godisdead

Seriously, I've never given this any thought whatsoever. I just went to the urinal because that's more convenient. I wonder how many gay guys I've turned on unwillingly.

Homo=you?

Blingbaby · 08-26-2006, 01:56 AM

Urinals were invented by Max Hardcore what a sick fuck..

Fizzgig · 08-26-2006, 01:58 AM

Do you guys really worry about that? Maybe he doesn't want to pee right next to someon either.

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okdesign · 08-26-2006, 02:07 AM

I always use stall!

madawgz · 08-26-2006, 02:16 AM

i always hit the stall

bomes · 08-26-2006, 03:59 AM

reminds me of the ace ventura movie when he gets punched in the face by that football player for peeking :P

Barefootsies · 08-26-2006, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

You could always (next time) choose the urinal, then glance down at his pecker and lick your lips invitingly. If he's straight it will drive him away, and the NEXT time it happens then HE'LL be the guy hitting the stall. :D

Uh, but if he's gay you're fucked. :D

This would be like giving Boy Alley the breeder green light. LAWD mercy.

godisdead · 08-26-2006, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blingbaby

Homo=you?

Not really.

I'm just lazy and stupid.

free4porn · 08-26-2006, 08:37 AM

i always go for the next one!

E$_manager · 08-26-2006, 10:42 AM

woman do not have such problems.

Major (Tom) · 08-26-2006, 12:36 PM

then there is the proverbial pecker checker. you got to watch out for those guys.

duke

tranza · 08-26-2006, 12:47 PM

I always use the stall when that happens to me.

stickyfingerz · 08-26-2006, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJosh

Let me describe the bathroom in our office building. 2 urinals, 2 stalls, 2 sinks.

I have to take a piss...so I walk into the bathroom and there's a guy at one of the 2 urinals. My etiquette question is this: Do I use the urinal next to him so I don't make him feel like there is a reason why I don't want to stand next to him or do I use the stall because I can piss without having to stand right next to him?

I opted for using the stall because it is easier for me to piss when there isn't somebody standing right next to me.

I dont know, but I thought it was weird when you shook my dick for me after I finshed peeing in Miami..

Dvae · 08-26-2006, 01:00 PM

69pornlinks · 08-26-2006, 01:06 PM

what have happened to us?...seriously...at one point they didn't even have dividers...haha..take a piss in the urinal are you afraid or get stage fright....

Gillespie · 08-26-2006, 01:08 PM

I always go for the stall even if there's nobody else in the bathroom. Few things put me in an uncomfortable situation, and standing next to a man touching his dick is one of them.

Maddox says that if you peek, your eyes are getting in contact with bounced off photons from the dude's dick

Just remember, more than two shakes is masturbation.

DBS.US · 08-26-2006, 01:13 PM

use the urinal but give the man some room

E$_manager · 08-26-2006, 03:26 PM

You can also wait untill he is over. In that case you will not have to choose.

BlueDesignStudios · 08-26-2006, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie

You can also wait untill he is over. In that case you will not have to choose.

what if someone else comes in behind you though?

CDSmith · 08-26-2006, 04:37 PM

And, doesn't it just suck when the can you're in has a row of like 10 or 15 urinals, they're all empty, and the next fucker who walks in chooses the one right next to the one you're pissing in?

Yep, always opt for the stall. :D

bigmacandcheese · 08-26-2006, 05:01 PM

you should turn this into a poll

E$_manager · 08-26-2006, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueDesignStudios

what if someone else comes in behind you though?

MaddCaz · 08-26-2006, 06:58 PM

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08-25-2006, 12:41 PM	#1
Aneros Josh Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 2,038	Urinal Etiquette Question Let me describe the bathroom in our office building. 2 urinals, 2 stalls, 2 sinks. I have to take a piss...so I walk into the bathroom and there's a guy at one of the 2 urinals. My etiquette question is this: Do I use the urinal next to him so I don't make him feel like there is a reason why I don't want to stand next to him or do I use the stall because I can piss without having to stand right next to him? I opted for using the stall because it is easier for me to piss when there isn't somebody standing right next to me.

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