How to secure a $10,000 NO interest 6 month loan from GFY - GoFuckYourself.com

BradM · 08-29-2006, 11:01 PM

Basically provide a service that you have no intention of following through with.

If you can design a basic banner, or a website - have a "monthly special" for a SUPER cheap price that dozens and dozens of people can not possibly pass up. Once you have collected a decent amount of money, let everyone know who paid you that due to the extreme backlog it may take time to get their design out. Give excuses every week, and refund ONLY those who bitch to the point where you could get "called out" big time and blow your entire plan by causing panic.

Once you have managed to do whatever you need to do with the money and get it back after X months, begin slowly paying back those who demand it.

Never pay back the people who don't cause a fuss.

And there you have it.

Adult Warden · 08-29-2006, 11:04 PM

Hey brad...Can you hit me up on icq bro? I got this thing you need to check out...Its the next big thing...Its a super cheap price too!

See sig for icq number

BradM · 08-29-2006, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Adult Warden

Hey brad...Can you hit me up on icq bro? I got this thing you need to check out...Its the next big thing...Its a super cheap price too!

See sig for icq number

It's going to change the way we do business in adult right? That's incredible.. count me in.

SmutGiant · 08-29-2006, 11:15 PM

dude, like i had this emergency and stuff... i'll have your banner done by next week tops bro. thanks for your understanding bro

BradM · 08-29-2006, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SmutGiant

dude, like i had this emergency and stuff... i'll have your banner done by next week tops bro. thanks for your understanding bro

No problem bro. By saying bro, you've helped lift a weight off my shoulders because I know we are still friends.

heywood · 08-29-2006, 11:19 PM

Sounds like a plan.

Seems you can't trust anyone in this industry.

Sly · 08-29-2006, 11:21 PM

I have 2 people who owe me money from GFY. I'm getting interest on both occasions, but the money sure is coming slow. Never again will I do this.

Adult Warden · 08-29-2006, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

It's going to change the way we do business in adult right? That's incredible.. count me in.

Glad to have you aboard Brad...Now remember...Please send me the money via epass ASAP...I wanna get this going....

mikeyddddd · 08-29-2006, 11:32 PM

Financial genius is rarely revealed without reward.

Chrome · 08-29-2006, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Adult Warden

Glad to have you aboard Brad...Now remember...Please send me the money via epass ASAP...I wanna get this going....

dude.. i totally want in to... and you won't believe it but i have this killer plan... it's so tight i can't really say anything about it here... I'll send you a non-compete as soon as i get that check... We're gonna be rich bro.

4Pics · 08-29-2006, 11:35 PM

Did you get tips from 2hp ?

BradM · 08-29-2006, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 4Pics

Did you get tips from 2hp ?

He inspired none of this. I've taken these tips from such geniuses as tootie, tala, alienq etc.

s2kcord · 08-29-2006, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Basically provide a service that you have no intention of following through with.

If you can design a basic banner, or a website - have a "monthly special" for a SUPER cheap price that dozens and dozens of people can not possibly pass up. Once you have collected a decent amount of money, let everyone know who paid you that due to the extreme backlog it may take time to get their design out. Give excuses every week, and refund ONLY those who bitch to the point where you could get "called out" big time and blow your entire plan by causing panic.

Once you have managed to do whatever you need to do with the money and get it back after X months, begin slowly paying back those who demand it.

Never pay back the people who don't cause a fuss.

And there you have it.

If you took the same amount of time to scam people you did to submit galleries you could make the same amount if not more over the long run.

pocketkangaroo · 08-29-2006, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

No problem bro. By saying bro, you've helped lift a weight off my shoulders because I know we are still friends.

For some reason, that post made me laugh my ass off. Mostly because it's so true.

woj · 08-29-2006, 11:59 PM

don't give scammers ideas :-/

brand0n · 08-30-2006, 12:28 AM

I don't do design..

Prepaid traffic deals?

Fizzgig · 08-30-2006, 12:30 AM

Thanks for the tips! I'm going to brush up on banners right now!

SmutGiant · 08-30-2006, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by BradM

No problem bro. By saying bro, you've helped lift a weight off my shoulders because I know we are still friends.

that's deep bro

Jakke PNG · 08-30-2006, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I have 2 people who owe me money from GFY. I'm getting interest on both occasions, but the money sure is coming slow. Never again will I do this.

I'm paying you guys a bit back every month, stop whining. Goddamnit.

GrouchyAdmin · 08-30-2006, 02:50 AM

I swear I sent it to you. Sure it's not your mail filters? Well, I would put it up on a site to see, but I don't have the password..

08-29-2006, 11:01 PM	#1
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	How to secure a $10,000 NO interest 6 month loan from GFY Basically provide a service that you have no intention of following through with. If you can design a basic banner, or a website - have a "monthly special" for a SUPER cheap price that dozens and dozens of people can not possibly pass up. Once you have collected a decent amount of money, let everyone know who paid you that due to the extreme backlog it may take time to get their design out. Give excuses every week, and refund ONLY those who bitch to the point where you could get "called out" big time and blow your entire plan by causing panic. Once you have managed to do whatever you need to do with the money and get it back after X months, begin slowly paying back those who demand it. Never pay back the people who don't cause a fuss. And there you have it.

08-29-2006, 11:21 PM	#7
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08-29-2006, 11:59 PM	#15
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	don't give scammers ideas :-/ __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

08-30-2006, 12:28 AM	#16
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	I don't do design.. Prepaid traffic deals? __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

08-29-2006, 11:04 PM	#2
Adult Warden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 1,822	Hey brad...Can you hit me up on icq bro? I got this thing you need to check out...Its the next big thing...Its a super cheap price too! See sig for icq number

08-29-2006, 11:15 PM	#4
SmutGiant Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,895	dude, like i had this emergency and stuff... i'll have your banner done by next week tops bro. thanks for your understanding bro

08-29-2006, 11:19 PM	#6
heywood So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wilsonville, Oregon Posts: 468	Sounds like a plan. Seems you can't trust anyone in this industry.

08-29-2006, 11:35 PM	#11
4Pics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 7,952	Did you get tips from 2hp ?

08-30-2006, 12:30 AM	#17
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08-30-2006, 02:50 AM	#20
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	I swear I sent it to you. Sure it's not your mail filters? Well, I would put it up on a site to see, but I don't have the password..