rascist joke. dont take it wrong way, just a light bit of humour - GoFuckYourself.com

scottybuzz · 09-16-2006, 06:13 PM

Santa Claus is sitting on his throne, with children queuing up to tell them what they want

for Christmas.

A one-armed Asian kid walks up, Santa bends down and asks: "Now, what would you like Santa

to give you for Christmas?" The child asks for a new arm. So Santa pulls out his little bag

of fairy-dust and sprinkles some in the air and lo! A new arm appears.

Next up is a one-legged Serbian in a wheelchair. Santa asks what would she would like for

Christmas. She asks for a new leg. And so, he gets out his bag of fairy-dust again,

sprinkles some in the air and a new leg appears.

Next in the line is a black child, a boy with no arms and no legs. Santa looks sadly upon

him. He asks what he would most like for Christmas. The boy asks for a pair of arms and a

pair of legs.

Santa reaches for his bag of fairy-dust... only to find that he was run out. He ponders on

this for many moments, looking down upon this sorry state. Finally he comes to a decision,

reaches into his pocket and says:

"Here you go, kid, a piece of string - you can be a

conker."

69pornlinks · 09-16-2006, 06:16 PM

i don't get it

woj · 09-16-2006, 06:21 PM

I don't get it either :-/

NoHassleSteve · 09-16-2006, 06:23 PM

It's a British thing.

http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch...s/conkers.html

marketsmart · 09-16-2006, 06:24 PM

wtf is a conker?

new series on Fox: "When racial jokes go bad"

Red Ezra · 09-16-2006, 06:26 PM

I'm calling for a jihad on this lame joke

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 06:29 PM

im confused...

dunefield · 09-16-2006, 06:30 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=conker

i don't think any of those fit the joke so what is a conker?

media · 09-16-2006, 06:31 PM

Man this joke sucked, I wish I never clicked

tony286 · 09-16-2006, 06:31 PM

i dont get it

Spunky · 09-16-2006, 06:32 PM

Worst joke ever hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

artman · 09-16-2006, 06:33 PM

this joke sucks

Adult Warden · 09-16-2006, 06:34 PM

this joke sucks...I figured it was at least going in the direction of a big penis

Johny Traffic · 09-16-2006, 06:35 PM

A conker is like a chestnut. It cant be eaten. But looks the same. So its like a brown round nut.

Years ago in England people put string through them and played a game with them. Hense the joke.

Its not a funny joke, or a British joke. Its just a joke saying a black man with no arms and legs looks like a chestnut (conker) because its round and brown

notabook · 09-16-2006, 06:35 PM

Man that joke had so much potential? I was totally waiting for it to be a joke against nig nogs about them stealing Santa?s magic dust. Fucking conker? Bleh.

Cyndalie · 09-16-2006, 06:39 PM

Thank god. For a sec I thought it might be some sick reference to an anal tampon or something.

Dammit, Shok is getting to me LOL

Xplicit · 09-16-2006, 06:43 PM

Ok jokes you need to explain arnt funny.

scotty2hotty1111 · 09-16-2006, 06:45 PM

nice set up but ending confused me

Aquarius · 09-16-2006, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xplicit

Ok jokes you need to explain arnt funny.

Exactly.

Spunky · 09-16-2006, 06:49 PM

hahahahahahaha

DukeDollars_Garfield · 09-16-2006, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie

Thank god. For a sec I thought it might be some sick reference to an anal tampon or something.

Dammit, Shok is getting to me LOL

shit... now I will have creepy nightmares for the rest of the year

msan · 09-17-2006, 04:21 AM

Uhh...the joke's so funny i forgot to laugh.

Lee · 09-17-2006, 04:26 AM

I totally got it as a Brit but it was like one of those farts you brew that you think is gonna rip a hole in your underwear only for it to come out as a tiny little puff.I think it was all the scrolling down that did it ;)

09-17-2006, 04:26 AM

very funny ..........

NOT

thricer · 09-17-2006, 04:33 AM

I don't get it

gooddomains · 09-17-2006, 04:36 AM

that was a bad joke

en21 · 09-17-2006, 04:41 AM

lame joke... no offense

BlueDesignStudios · 09-17-2006, 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Ezra

I'm calling for a jihad on this lame joke

a holy war on lame jokes?

salesman · 09-17-2006, 04:51 AM

very bad joke

sonofsam · 09-17-2006, 05:32 AM

......................

Freaky_Akula · 09-17-2006, 06:28 AM

I don't get it.

FetishTom · 09-17-2006, 07:11 AM

As a Brit I got it...the only thing worse than a racist joke is any fucking joke about fucking anything that is not funny. And this raised the bar on jokes that are not funny.

Sveindt Beindt · 09-17-2006, 07:14 AM

A joke ????

rigrunner · 09-17-2006, 07:24 AM

the joke was alright...

I'm finding the confusion about conker funnier :D
The kids keep trying to nick conkers out our garden I think they're too scared to just knock on the door and ask..lol.

anna28s · 09-17-2006, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

Man that joke had so much potential… I was totally waiting for it to be a joke against nig nogs about them stealing Santa’s magic dust. Fucking conker? Bleh.

Klen · 09-17-2006, 07:31 AM

STrange joke.I dont get it.

fhgmaster · 09-17-2006, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie

Thank god. For a sec I thought it might be some sick reference to an anal tampon or something.

Dammit, Shok is getting to me LOL

Worst joke ever, but Cyndalie saved the thread

scottybuzz · 09-17-2006, 07:37 AM

hahahhaha lameoids.

Antonio · 09-17-2006, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xplicit

Ok jokes you need to explain arnt funny.

exactly .

Zester · 09-17-2006, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Ezra

I'm calling for a jihad on this lame joke

I vote for Jihad on this one as well

phypon · 09-17-2006, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Ezra

I'm calling for a jihad on this lame joke

This is much funnier than the posted joke. At least I actually got a chuckle for wasting my time.

Thanks Ezra.

godisdead · 09-17-2006, 02:22 PM

The Aristocrats!

DWB · 09-17-2006, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Ezra

I'm calling for a jihad on this lame joke

Dirka, dirka, dirka! I'm behind you...

JIHAD!!!!!

Dagwolf · 09-17-2006, 02:48 PM

Did he think that was funny when he posted it?

rodney25 · 09-17-2006, 03:13 PM

Being not able to get the puncline is worse than getting a racist joke..

BusterBunny · 09-17-2006, 03:17 PM

congrats to the winners

scottybuzz · 09-17-2006, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

Did he think that was funny when he posted it?

is he the cats mother? why dont u ask me ?

reynold · 09-17-2006, 06:27 PM

Nothing so offensive there but not so funny either.

bdld · 09-17-2006, 08:03 PM

that's the lamest joke ive ever heard.

Wiggles · 09-17-2006, 08:19 PM

what a fucking bad joke.

09-16-2006, 06:13 PM	#1
scottybuzz Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Location: NY Posts: 14,800	rascist joke. dont take it wrong way, just a light bit of humour Santa Claus is sitting on his throne, with children queuing up to tell them what they want for Christmas. A one-armed Asian kid walks up, Santa bends down and asks: "Now, what would you like Santa to give you for Christmas?" The child asks for a new arm. So Santa pulls out his little bag of fairy-dust and sprinkles some in the air and lo! A new arm appears. Next up is a one-legged Serbian in a wheelchair. Santa asks what would she would like for Christmas. She asks for a new leg. And so, he gets out his bag of fairy-dust again, sprinkles some in the air and a new leg appears. Next in the line is a black child, a boy with no arms and no legs. Santa looks sadly upon him. He asks what he would most like for Christmas. The boy asks for a pair of arms and a pair of legs. Santa reaches for his bag of fairy-dust... only to find that he was run out. He ponders on this for many moments, looking down upon this sorry state. Finally he comes to a decision, reaches into his pocket and says: "Here you go, kid, a piece of string - you can be a conker." __________________ $$$$$ MAKE HUGE MONEY IN CAMS - CLICK HERE $$$$$

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09-17-2006, 04:26 AM	#24
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