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![]() I was in a parking lot. Though I consider pigeons flying rats, they have always gotten away from my car in time, so they're not stupid. Today, though, I was driving really slowly through a parking lot and this group of pigepns was pecking away at shit on the ground. Usually, they have some magical way of getting the fuck out of the way just in time. One guy was not so lucky today. I ran right over him. He was smushed into the pavement. I am pretty sure he died. Still, I did not get out to check. If it was someone's pet cat or dog, I would have. Please tell me I did the right thing by just driving away.
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Where the Wild Things Are
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Daytona Fucking Beach
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your a dick
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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No worries I ate a squab for dinner.
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It's coming look busy
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President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
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It's not pleasant, but it happens.
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Not a Library!
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Too bad it wasn?t a cat you hit. Poor bird. I?m sure it was in shock though and didn't feel any pain afterwards if that?s any condolence to you.
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Tinseltown NL
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fuck dat bahd!
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We need more free porn
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Montreal
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Millions of pigeons will attack your home tomorrow. Bye bye.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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you're going to hell ;)
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PostMaster General
Join Date: Aug 2006
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wow how interesting.
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Do you care?
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no proper burial? man thats just wrong. save the pigeons!
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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RIP the to poor birdie
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa
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I drove over an old woman the other day, the bitch was walking so slowly it really pissed me off so I drove over her, then I reversed just to hear the crack of her bones one more time - what a pleasent experience
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Maybe that creature was just sick and tired of his life--just take it as that.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
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You've just killed an innocent life, don't you know that?!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: pink adult dreams
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Why you are doubting? What did you have to do? Get out of the car, take the pigion and burry it?
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Wall Street Pimp
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fucking nasty flying cockroaches..... I kill em around my house with antifreeze
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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You should be charged with animal cruelty
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