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Old 06-27-2002, 03:02 PM   #1
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The gillette Mach 5 Turbo...

Hands down the best razor for shaving the ole nutsack...smooth like a peach.
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Old 06-27-2002, 03:03 PM   #2
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like a peach eh? you still blonde?
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Old 06-27-2002, 03:04 PM   #3
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Actually right now...I'm kind of a chappy pink. A lil razor burn is always to be expected.
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Old 06-27-2002, 03:06 PM   #4
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how is the turbo different from the regular Mach 5?
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Old 06-27-2002, 03:10 PM   #5
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I wonder how they fit a turbo in such a small space? And what is it they are actually turbocharging?
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Old 06-27-2002, 03:14 PM   #6
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I dunno...but it was gliding across my grundle like snails on plexiglass...
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Old 06-27-2002, 03:15 PM   #7
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...smooth like a peach.
I'm not so much texture, as a taste girl myself...
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Old 06-27-2002, 03:18 PM   #8
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My sack has more flavors than the dairy queen...
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Old 06-27-2002, 03:24 PM   #9
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isnt it mach 3 turbo?
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Old 06-27-2002, 03:27 PM   #10
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My sack has more flavors than the dairy queen...
you go beyond chocolate and vanilla?
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Old 06-27-2002, 03:28 PM   #11
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you go beyond chocolate and vanilla?
I asked me the same... never heard of a Mach 4 don't even thinking of a Mach 5....
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Old 06-27-2002, 03:32 PM   #12
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Cheshire...what flavor do you actually prefer...I mean are there like...cock flavor spray's...?

I imagine its kind of a salty tang right now...I use organic mint, lavender, tea tree oil bar soap right now...and a dash of baby powder.

Back to this whole cock flavor spray...that'd ba pretty cool item eh. In exciting new flavors like...pralines and cream, cherry and philly cheese steak. last time I tasted cock is was really....uhm...nevermind.

I'm actually amazed at how soft a nutsack can be. I find myself finding reasons to take a trip to the bathroom and caress it. Its very soothing on a busy thursday.



And assneck,

It WAS mach 3 now its mach 5...I bet you got bumpy chaffed nuts...don't you.
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Old 06-27-2002, 03:42 PM   #13
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turbo shmurbo.

it's the face preperation process that is key to a good shave. a nice hot water drenching followed by a light lotion rub, and then the shave cream must be applied firmy to the skin to get in between each hair. it's also very important to rinse all the creamy shit off - taking a shower after shaving is a good idea as well. baby ass i tell ya.
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Old 06-27-2002, 03:45 PM   #14
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I got about half way thru the light lotion rub, then I...nevermind.
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Old 06-27-2002, 03:48 PM   #15
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I got about half way thru the light lotion rub, then I...nevermind.
don't worry, you can try shaving again tomorrow when you've settled down.
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Old 06-27-2002, 04:03 PM   #16
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okay ~ you guys are creeping me out with all that flirting you two are commiting.
An innocent conversation about soft and tender ball sacks just turned into a man-love convention for two.
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Old 06-27-2002, 04:09 PM   #17
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And there's something wrong with that?
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Old 06-27-2002, 11:41 PM   #18
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And assneck,

It WAS mach 3 now its mach 5...I bet you got bumpy chaffed nuts...don't you.
i still have to disagree with the mach 5 bullshit. i just paid 12 bucks for a mach 3 turbo and if there is a mach 5 im gonna be pissed.

http://www.gilette.com/products/featuredproduct.asp
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Old 06-27-2002, 11:45 PM   #19
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Sorry.. but I think that Mach 3 "turbo" is one stupid name... but w/e
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Old 06-28-2002, 12:26 AM   #20
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youre high with this mach5 shit. i just checked gilettes webpage and theres nothing there about mach5, just mach3 turbo.
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Old 06-28-2002, 12:51 AM   #21
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I dunno...but it was gliding across my grundle like snails on plexiglass...
haha. "Grundle" -- I never heard that one before.
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Old 06-28-2002, 02:14 AM   #22
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I wonder if ARS is using the mach 5, what ever they are using it shaves very well
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