Words of Wisdom from Dr Phil - JOKE - GoFuckYourself.com

Sexsitesurfer · 10-05-2006, 08:32 AM

I am passing this on to all of you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning.

I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.

NinjaSteve · 10-05-2006, 08:34 AM

hahahaha

Mr. Romance · 10-05-2006, 08:39 AM

Dr Phil

Mr. Romance

MattOT · 10-05-2006, 08:42 AM

hahahaha very good

Sexsitesurfer · 10-05-2006, 08:48 AM

I will try to live by this credo from now on!

BigCashCrew · 10-05-2006, 09:35 AM

That sounds like my kinda peace.

carol.prime · 10-05-2006, 09:46 AM

WoW! That's pure bliss

TG Rebecca · 10-05-2006, 10:28 AM

HAHAH that is awesome!

excellent advice!

woj · 10-05-2006, 10:36 AM

Antonio · 10-05-2006, 10:51 AM

damn, I have a few beers from yesterday, thanks Dr Phil

godisdead · 10-05-2006, 02:16 PM

lol Gotta listen to Dr Phil.

Nice one!

reynold · 10-05-2006, 07:12 PM

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

This makes senseat all.

marketsmart · 10-05-2006, 07:53 PM

hahaha

Vitasoy · 10-06-2006, 01:31 AM

heh that cracked me up

10-05-2006, 08:32 AM	#1
Sexsitesurfer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Porn land Posts: 3,157	Words of Wisdom from Dr Phil - JOKE I am passing this on to all of you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning. I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace. __________________ Paul DDF Productions Marketing manager Skype: Marketing.DDF ICQ: 316302313 Cell: +36 30 732 6076 [email protected]

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10-05-2006, 08:48 AM	#5
Sexsitesurfer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Porn land Posts: 3,157	I will try to live by this credo from now on! __________________ Paul DDF Productions Marketing manager Skype: Marketing.DDF ICQ: 316302313 Cell: +36 30 732 6076 [email protected]

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