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Old 04-26-2003, 10:05 PM   #1
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You want a thing? FUCK IT. I'll get you one.

Here's what I'm going to do... for those of you read up on the thread or ask somebody or just whack your dick i don't care.


I don't know how long it'll take to patent.
Everything about it I have said is true.

If I can find a way to get a patent NEXT WEEK I'll get it.
If it takes longer, well i'll do it the fastest way that anybody can help me with or is willing to help me with blah blah blah.

As I said in the earlier post. I wished I could sell you one right now but obviously I CANT.. FUCKFUCKFUCK!

Then it hit me.. the fair way to do it.. and I smiled.

As I said the 1st 100 will go out signed by me and numbered with some very extra special free goodies you wouldn't have ever thought i'd think to send but you will know they were meant for you.


19.95 is the price.
Shipping is on me.

I am going to take the first 100 that paypal EXACTLY 19.95 to my paypal addy of:

[email protected]

I'll post as fast as I can or the first one you see post here that the payment was not accepted, you'll know the last one is gone.

Be advised this is a HIGH RISK investment.

You could use as much as 19.95 so PLEASE consider carefully before making your decision.

And thank god for every single one of you that trusted me back through all those wacked out couldn't work total bullshit things based just on my word.. you know.. like Albmside, Webmaster Live.. etc. ;-)

Be sure to put in subject line: PAYMENT FOR NON AUCTION ITEM

Best of luck to the lucky 100!!!!
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:05 PM   #2
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Have you been drinking alot tonight?
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:06 PM   #3
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yeah okay, lets all paypal you money.

hahah

i made my own THING last night who wants one?

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Old 04-26-2003, 10:07 PM   #4
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If somebody wants to paypal me $1500 I'll make sure you get all 100 of them

Please note: This is a VERY high risk investment and I do not guarantee results
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:09 PM   #5
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you said on GFY you'd give us all for free
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:11 PM   #6
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dokk doesn't drink (apparently).
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:11 PM   #7
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I want dokk's thing
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:13 PM   #8
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Have you been drinking alot tonight?
No, I don't drink alcohol at all.
And I don't do drugs.

Now my turn!
Have you been playing with yourself a lot tonight?
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:15 PM   #9
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I want dokk's thing
Please.. and be HONEST with me.. you mean.. the invention thing.. not .. not the thing that's perm attached to my body..?


Please say the invention thing... I can't afford to sell the other for any price. I'd be lost without it and my wife.. jeez.. i dunno what she would do.. but it wouldn't be pretty.
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:18 PM   #10
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:19 PM   #11
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tell me im getting #1 :-p
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:24 PM   #12
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Either #1 or #2 guaranteed. They are so close i have to go see who came over the finish line 1st.. but hey... even if you didn't get #1.. that would be one the artist would normally keep himself right?

cool?

Gonna go check it now.. hands arthritis kind of hurting a little now maybe a little epsom salt soak will loosen them up.

I love being 46 but my hands don't.

I apologize for misspellings, I'm just getting old.
But can you name one person who isn't?

I'm still feelin pretty good for a '56 kid ;-)
It was the year of the classic automobile.
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:38 PM   #13
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Dokk you gotta give some out on the radio show.

Maybe I'll win one. Hehehh..

(I'm LexxD on the chat 4 the show, due to an old handle that I never changed)
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:42 PM   #14
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hehe, everything from #1 to #3 is cool
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:48 PM   #15
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hehe, everything from #1 to #3 is cool
Soul_Rebel, my Paypal timestamp is 26 Apr 2003 22:04:21 -0700.
What's yours?
And LOL, are we the only two?
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:52 PM   #16
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hehe, you seem much faster, unless im missing something

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Old 04-26-2003, 10:54 PM   #17
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Damn, I wanna go visit you this summer...haven't been to Greece in ages.
Maybe I can fly over on dokk's thing
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:56 PM   #18
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since we are on the paypal issue, does anyone know if i can reduce the possibility of having my account frozen with no reason by turn it from premier to business?
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:11 PM   #19
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Dokk you gotta give some out on the radio show.

Maybe I'll win one. Hehehh..

(I'm LexxD on the chat 4 the show, due to an old handle that I never changed)
You're right!
So I will.
Sound cool?
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:21 PM   #20
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I will be giving away only ONE "thing" on FM's show. Not one a week, just one, that's it.

Very best of luck!!!!
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Old 10-08-2006, 03:59 PM   #21
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um....when the fuck do I get my thing?
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Old 10-08-2006, 04:01 PM   #22
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thanks for wasting my time - that is way too long to read
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Old 10-08-2006, 04:03 PM   #23
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thanks for wasting my time - that is way too long to read
Here's the readers digest version: Dokk sold a thing to myself and Soul Rebel and never delivered.
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Old 10-08-2006, 05:35 PM   #24
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Here's the readers digest version: Dokk sold a thing to myself and Soul Rebel and never delivered.
This is bad. May be he has changed?
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Old 10-08-2006, 05:43 PM   #25
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wow this is an old thread. how much that is? 19.95$?
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Old 10-08-2006, 06:50 PM   #26
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wow this is an old thread. how much that is? 19.95$?
$19.95 times 100.
I'm not sure if 100 people sent him money, but that was his target.
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Old 10-08-2006, 06:51 PM   #27
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ummmm....
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Old 10-08-2006, 06:54 PM   #28
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Why was this thread bumped??
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Why was this thread bumped??
Why did you bump it again?
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Old 10-08-2006, 07:13 PM   #30
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Why did you bump it again?
Cause he dint receive his thing.


Why cant i read?

Why do i care?
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Old 10-08-2006, 07:15 PM   #31
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my thing fell off
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Old 10-08-2006, 07:43 PM   #32
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Old 10-08-2006, 08:56 PM   #33
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haha you waited 3 years to reply that you never got your thing?

this post gives me the creeps.
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Old 10-08-2006, 08:58 PM   #34
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old thread alert....
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Old 10-08-2006, 09:03 PM   #35
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can i still get a thing?
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