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Old 10-15-2006, 11:28 AM   #1
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Ladies, How do you like you're sperm?

HM, Just asking because I just shot a huge load in my GF's mouth and she said , hmmmmm... taste very sweet & she loved it till the last drop

Now ladies, how do you like you're sperm?

Sweet
Salty
Sour
bitter

LOL, maybe im missing out on some categories

I know that sperm is affected in what u eat, So how does you're man sperm taste like?


For guys, here are 11 good tips to improve the taste of ypu're sperm:

11 Tips for Better Tasting Semen

Here then are 10 simple do’s and don't’s to improve the taste of your sperm and make your semen taste better and sweeter:

1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine their all pollutants.

2. Drink lots of water 1 – 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.

3. Fruit get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm taste Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste.

4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.

5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid:
Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:

6. Cut red meat consumption this is one of the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty. Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey.

Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out, fish is a major part of a healthy diet, so don’t cut it out!

7. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, their big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.

8. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work. Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, it’s a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.

9. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.

10. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.

11. Avoid junk food, there loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semen’s taste.

So guy's you better plan ahead! What you put into your body takes between 12 and 24 hours to secrete out and you should simply keep this in mind before eating and deciding whether you want a better sperm taste on that particular day or not!


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Old 10-15-2006, 11:30 AM   #2
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well thanks for the mini education on how to make sperm taste better, i swear when i woke up this morning it was on my to do list to learn how to make my mans sperm taste better heh
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Old 10-15-2006, 11:45 AM   #3
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I like it all, its like the cherry after the sunday.
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Old 10-15-2006, 12:02 PM   #4
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Cut alcohol, drugs, caffeine, fish and red meat just to get better tasting sperm?

Fuck that shit.
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Old 10-15-2006, 12:03 PM   #5
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this thread needs a poll
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Old 10-15-2006, 12:07 PM   #6
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Hmm, I've only tasted one man's sperm so I can't compare different tastes. As long as it doesn't taste really bad, the taste doesn't matter to me. Actually, the thing I like the most about hubbies spunk is that it doesn't taste of anything at all! In my opinion the texture is more important than the taste - when it's really "liquidy" it's much easier to swallow.
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Old 10-15-2006, 12:09 PM   #7
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this thread needs a poll
Yeah, will get one going when we get the ladies to tell us how many types of sperm taste there is, must be more then 4 lol... I don't swallow so I don't know
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Old 10-15-2006, 12:12 PM   #8
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I don't care what you do to it, I ain't tastin' it.
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Old 10-15-2006, 12:14 PM   #9
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i like the way crasy bitch thinks!!
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Old 10-15-2006, 12:29 PM   #10
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Hmm, I've only tasted one man's sperm so I can't compare different tastes. As long as it doesn't taste really bad, the taste doesn't matter to me. Actually, the thing I like the most about hubbies spunk is that it doesn't taste of anything at all! In my opinion the texture is more important than the taste - when it's really "liquidy" it's much easier to swallow.
So true...so guys drink lots of water
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Old 10-15-2006, 12:31 PM   #11
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Old 10-15-2006, 12:37 PM   #12
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So true...so guys drink lots of water
Well, guess she had enough with her hubby's sperm, so she went out and took care of the situation herself



Hubby will be pissing all fucking day long
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Old 10-15-2006, 01:57 PM   #13
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I don't care what you do to it, I ain't tastin' it.
It's like shopping , you have to be a woman or gay to love it
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Cut alcohol, drugs, caffeine, fish and red meat just to get better tasting sperm?

Fuck that shit.

thats what I'm saying
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I like it thick like cottage cheese in my puss and a little more runny in my mouth. As for taste, most of it tastes great, evey 30 guys or so you meet one guy whose sperm tastes strange. I think yucky sperm often comes from smoking and drinking lots of coffee.
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She doesn't say a word. I'll just look on her eyes and I know she's really enjoying the taste of it.
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Cut alcohol, drugs, caffeine, fish and red meat just to get better tasting sperm?

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My sperm taste great.
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Old 10-16-2006, 12:22 AM   #20
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Thanks for the tips. I hope she'll really notice some improvement on the taste.
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Old 10-16-2006, 12:30 AM   #21
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