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Why would a farmer sticks his head up a Cow's vagina?
i imagine it would be done to alter the position of the fetus -- maybe two hands are required and therefore the head and shoulders get inserted.
perhaps it would be look for injuries, or disease. any other ideas? |
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Perhaps he'd lost his sandwiches.
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Because he can?
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beeecooooassee... iteh iz funnn! I like...
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Because that's how farm life should be handle.
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he's looking for his boots.. maybe
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To get to the other side?
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I usually stick my whole head in when I need to find my car keys or other random things I think I lost.
wheres my damn mouse? brb |
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i wasnt aware they were, maybe your on a fucked up farm?
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LOL a 'farmer' wouldnt a freak might...
I've had my arm up a cows gash before...not a pretty sight... ![]()
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Too see if the chicken crossed the cervics?
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Because that's where his cousin left him his birthday present?
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The cow complained that his dick was too small?
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