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Why would a farmer sticks his head up a Cow's vagina? Why would a farmer sticks his head up a Cow's vagina?
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Old 10-26-2006, 01:51 AM   #1
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Why would a farmer sticks his head up a Cow's vagina?
i imagine it would be done to alter the position of the fetus -- maybe two hands are required and therefore the head and shoulders get inserted.

perhaps it would be look for injuries, or disease.

any other ideas?
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Old 10-26-2006, 01:58 AM   #2
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Perhaps he'd lost his sandwiches.
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Old 10-26-2006, 01:58 AM   #3
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Old 10-26-2006, 02:55 AM   #4
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Old 10-26-2006, 03:04 AM   #5
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Because he can?
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Old 10-26-2006, 03:09 AM   #6
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beeecooooassee... iteh iz funnn! I like...
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Old 10-26-2006, 07:42 AM   #7
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Because that's how farm life should be handle.
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Old 10-26-2006, 11:13 AM   #8
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he's looking for his boots.. maybe
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Old 10-26-2006, 11:14 AM   #9
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Old 10-26-2006, 11:15 AM   #10
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Old 10-26-2006, 11:21 AM   #11
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I usually stick my whole head in when I need to find my car keys or other random things I think I lost.


wheres my damn mouse? brb
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Old 10-26-2006, 11:31 AM   #12
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i wasnt aware they were, maybe your on a fucked up farm?
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Old 10-26-2006, 12:11 PM   #13
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LOL a 'farmer' wouldnt a freak might...

I've had my arm up a cows gash before...not a pretty sight...
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Old 10-26-2006, 12:37 PM   #14
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Old 10-26-2006, 12:49 PM   #15
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Too see if the chicken crossed the cervics?
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Old 10-26-2006, 12:54 PM   #16
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Because that's where his cousin left him his birthday present?
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Old 10-26-2006, 02:29 PM   #18
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The cow complained that his dick was too small?
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Old 10-26-2006, 03:19 PM   #19
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Too see if the chicken crossed the cervics?
lmao
this, imo, this the best response so far!
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