Whats a good amount of CASH and ASSETS to retire with? - GoFuckYourself.com

10-15-2006, 08:03 PM

well? what do you guys think is the average number?

10-16-2006, 12:35 AM

el bumpos!

Chris · 10-16-2006, 12:36 AM

89776555789879890000

After Shock Media · 10-16-2006, 12:39 AM

To many factors. Lifestyle, what you plan on doing, health, and so on.

So my magical number is .01 more than it costs to get rid of my body.

corruptorVV · 10-16-2006, 12:56 AM

a ka-jillion dollars

reynold · 10-16-2006, 01:09 AM

1. Cars

2. House and lot (big enough to throw a big party in it)

3. $5 million will be enough for me to retire

Fuck, looks like I'll be working for the rest of my life!

Theo · 10-16-2006, 01:23 AM

more than you have

emthree · 10-16-2006, 01:28 AM

Hard to say.
More than 5Mil would be nice.

BradM · 10-16-2006, 01:44 AM

At what age? Tomorrow, or at 65

woj · 10-16-2006, 02:29 AM

now a days you would need at least a few mil to retire comfortably...

edgeprod · 10-16-2006, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by woj

now a days you would need at least a few mil to retire comfortably...

And only live comfortably like 10 years ... especially in the U.S., with the rising cost of healthcare ... unfortunately.

cheekycherry · 10-16-2006, 02:58 AM

I reckon about $100 million and I'd be HAPPY to retire. Any less and I'd have to be old before I thought about it.

mikaels · 10-16-2006, 03:05 AM

5 mill euros since I'm living in Spain.
that gives you around €30-35.000 a month including inflacion
if invested proberly and secure

grumpy · 10-16-2006, 03:10 AM

just buy a lot of lotery tickets. Thats Your best bet to retire.

polish_aristocrat · 10-19-2006, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

And only live comfortably like 10 years ... especially in the U.S., with the rising cost of healthcare ... unfortunately.

depends on your lifestyle...

squishypimp · 10-19-2006, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

depends on your lifestyle...

healthcare is a big thing that really isnt based on lifestyle (unless you smoke, drink, etc.)

Juicy D. Links · 10-19-2006, 03:20 PM

najooooooooooooooooooooof

SomeCreep · 10-19-2006, 03:21 PM

8 - 10 figures is alright

axelcat · 10-19-2006, 03:22 PM

a few million

bogo · 10-19-2006, 03:25 PM

you need a paid off house,steady pension, and 100k min. in the bank and you sould be ok.

Nismo · 10-19-2006, 03:29 PM

I would probably retire after I hit 50 million.

marketsmart · 10-19-2006, 03:33 PM

a good 100 mil...

wedouglas · 10-19-2006, 03:38 PM

I was going to respond to bunch of people, but it would be just as easy to group my responses in on post. It is as follows:

You are all fucking retarded. 5 million? Are you fucking stupid?

99.9% of people retire with way less and live fine. Sure, maybe you need more if you work for yourself, but seriously, what is an average pension these days? Add a little for benefits.

Honestly, if you couldn't retire today with 1 million dollars, you probably are the biggest moron when it comes to money. Make a modest return on that 1 million, and you will be making more per year than most people in the US.

You don't need to retire with ferraris, multiple houses, and all that fancy shit.

CaptainWolfy · 10-19-2006, 03:39 PM

hm i don't know to read that number couse it is tooo big ;P

clip4free · 10-19-2006, 03:40 PM

250k$ easy

free4porn · 10-19-2006, 04:02 PM

1million is fine for me

Antonio · 10-19-2006, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas

I was going to respond to bunch of people, but it would be just as easy to group my responses in on post. It is as follows:

You are all fucking retarded. 5 million? Are you fucking stupid?

99.9% of people retire with way less and live fine. Sure, maybe you need more if you work for yourself, but seriously, what is an average pension these days? Add a little for benefits.

Honestly, if you couldn't retire today with 1 million dollars, you probably are the biggest moron when it comes to money. Make a modest return on that 1 million, and you will be making more per year than most people in the US.

You don't need to retire with ferraris, multiple houses, and all that fancy shit.

do you have ANY idea where you are?

this is GFY, when we go to take a dump we grab a handful of 100 dollar bills and light our Cubans, after we are done taking a dump we grab another handful, wipe our asses, and head straight to the Bahamas to spend the weekend in the Atlantis Bridge Suite

and you want us to retire on $5 million????? nigga, pleez

p.s. when we're not busy taking a dump or chilling in the Bahamas we post on GFY for $50 a month

Dagwolf · 10-19-2006, 05:09 PM

Just own everything. That should see you through.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-19-2006, 05:25 PM

$1.25 thats all it costs for a coke, im good after that

reynold · 10-19-2006, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by LOL :D

$1.25 thats all it costs for a coke, im good after that

You sure has a very simple lifestyle, dude.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-19-2006, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

You sure has a very simple lifestyle, dude.

walk up to any homeless guy you know, ask him if he likes his life... most will say yes... you don't need money to live ;)

mrthumbs · 10-19-2006, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas

I was going to respond to bunch of people, but it would be just as easy to group my responses in on post. It is as follows:

You are all fucking retarded. 5 million? Are you fucking stupid?

99.9% of people retire with way less and live fine. Sure, maybe you need more if you work for yourself, but seriously, what is an average pension these days? Add a little for benefits.

Honestly, if you couldn't retire today with 1 million dollars, you probably are the biggest moron when it comes to money. Make a modest return on that 1 million, and you will be making more per year than most people in the US.

You don't need to retire with ferraris, multiple houses, and all that fancy shit.

Unless you live in the 50's or yuo are 50 you need a lot more than 1 mil
for a basic lifestyle to retire

GTS Mark · 10-19-2006, 06:27 PM

Hmmm it all depends on what your lifestyle is like... I was listening to a guy on the radio that retired at the age of 35. He had $450,000 in savings and on average brought in a 8% return on his money. So basically he was bringing in $36,000 a year in interest... He did have to pay taxes on that too but he really didn't have many expenses and his house was paid off. The reason he was on the radio show was to announce his new book on how to retire early hehe ;)

I don't think I will ever retire, I'm paid to do something I really enjoy

DH

MsWild · 10-20-2006, 05:14 AM

$10 million for me

scottybuzz · 10-20-2006, 06:04 AM

unlimited coke and hookers and im sorted for life.

Barefootsies · 10-20-2006, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas

I was going to respond to bunch of people, but it would be just as easy to group my responses in on post. It is as follows:

You are all fucking retarded. 5 million? Are you fucking stupid?

99.9% of people retire with way less and live fine. Sure, maybe you need more if you work for yourself, but seriously, what is an average pension these days? Add a little for benefits.

Honestly, if you couldn't retire today with 1 million dollars, you probably are the biggest moron when it comes to money. Make a modest return on that 1 million, and you will be making more per year than most people in the US.

You don't need to retire with ferraris, multiple houses, and all that fancy shit.

Correct sire.

What kills me on this board is that in questions like these, there are people who claim their 'comfortable' lifestyle includes Heff's mansion, Ferrari's, exotic trips, and all this other shit.

It's nice to have dreams, and maybe you are so high society you think you MUST have all of that shit. Most of which you do not have now, nor will ever have. But as a keyboard warrior, you have the best of everything.

Regardless,.. I would say that if you can't retire on 1-2 milllions making the right investments, you are a complete tool.

BitAudioVideo · 10-20-2006, 06:25 AM

those of you trying to retire with 5million in the bank... how many of you have more than 5k of that already? =]

polish_aristocrat · 10-22-2006, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Correct sire.

What kills me on this board is that in questions like these, there are people who claim their 'comfortable' lifestyle includes Heff's mansion, Ferrari's, exotic trips, and all this other shit.

well, if you're here for 5 years and dont have a Ferrari yet, then you're a loser, didn't you know?

rollinthunder · 10-22-2006, 01:35 AM

None of this matters, because bdjuf dosent have 2 nickles to scrape together.

Barefootsies · 10-22-2006, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

well, if you're here for 5 years and dont have a Ferrari yet, then you're a loser, didn't you know?

polish_aristocrat · 10-27-2006, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by rollinthunder

None of this matters, because bdjuf dosent have 2 nickles to scrape together.

Ross · 10-27-2006, 06:15 AM

If you're house is paid off and you car is paid off then you can easily retire on a $1 million. Or over here £1 million (1.85 million dollars)

that should easily last you the rest of your life if you're sensible with it.

DaddyHalbucks · 10-27-2006, 06:16 AM

Definitely in the millions. The more, the merrier.

sweetcuties · 10-27-2006, 06:20 AM

So much shit on the board it's fucking funny... very few on gfy (just like others not on gfy/ real life) you have your very top 1% that make serious $$, called "fuck you" cash, then you've got the next group that has a few assets and the rest (majority) don't have 2 dimes to rub together.

Wake the fuck up and be realistic! Start acquiring property, pay yourself weekly or mthly and pay off debt if you have

wedouglas · 10-27-2006, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs

Unless you live in the 50's or yuo are 50 you need a lot more than 1 mil
for a basic lifestyle to retire

Im not going to argue this. Simply put, moderate investing would make the lifestyle very possible. Most people in the US retire with much less.

ForteCash · 10-27-2006, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by reynold

1. Cars

2. House and lot (big enough to throw a big party in it)

3. $5 million will be enough for me to retire

Fuck, looks like I'll be working for the rest of my life!

5 million would only be 150k/year on tax free fixed income, which probably wont be much by the time you retire... Assuming our dollar doesnt collapse and we are invaded and taken over by china

Psycho_x · 10-27-2006, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

well? what do you guys think is the average number?

Not trying to be a dick,But If you have to ask then you are not ready.

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	1. Cars 2. House and lot (big enough to throw a big party in it) 3. $5 million will be enough for me to retire Fuck, looks like I'll be working for the rest of my life!

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	more than you have

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	At what age? Tomorrow, or at 65

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cheekycherry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 1,703	I reckon about $100 million and I'd be HAPPY to retire. Any less and I'd have to be old before I thought about it.

10-16-2006, 03:05 AM	#13
mikaels Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 105	5 mill euros since I'm living in Spain. that gives you around €30-35.000 a month including inflacion if invested proberly and secure

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	najooooooooooooooooooooof

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SomeCreep :glugglug Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Where the Wild Things Are Posts: 26,118	8 - 10 figures is alright __________________ Webair Hosting I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

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axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	a few million

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bogo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,982	you need a paid off house,steady pension, and 100k min. in the bank and you sould be ok.

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10-19-2006, 03:33 PM	#22
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	a good 100 mil...

10-19-2006, 03:38 PM	#23
wedouglas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Dearborn, MI Posts: 5,921	I was going to respond to bunch of people, but it would be just as easy to group my responses in on post. It is as follows: You are all fucking retarded. 5 million? Are you fucking stupid? 99.9% of people retire with way less and live fine. Sure, maybe you need more if you work for yourself, but seriously, what is an average pension these days? Add a little for benefits. Honestly, if you couldn't retire today with 1 million dollars, you probably are the biggest moron when it comes to money. Make a modest return on that 1 million, and you will be making more per year than most people in the US. You don't need to retire with ferraris, multiple houses, and all that fancy shit.

10-19-2006, 03:39 PM	#24
CaptainWolfy Playa Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Somewhere on the Earth Posts: 8,439	hm i don't know to read that number couse it is tooo big ;P

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clip4free Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 852	250k$ easy

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Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	$1.25 thats all it costs for a coke, im good after that

10-19-2006, 06:27 PM	#33
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Hmmm it all depends on what your lifestyle is like... I was listening to a guy on the radio that retired at the age of 35. He had $450,000 in savings and on average brought in a 8% return on his money. So basically he was bringing in $36,000 a year in interest... He did have to pay taxes on that too but he really didn't have many expenses and his house was paid off. The reason he was on the radio show was to announce his new book on how to retire early hehe ;) I don't think I will ever retire, I'm paid to do something I really enjoy DH

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10-22-2006, 01:35 AM	#39
rollinthunder So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 359	None of this matters, because bdjuf dosent have 2 nickles to scrape together.

10-27-2006, 06:15 AM	#42
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	If you're house is paid off and you car is paid off then you can easily retire on a $1 million. Or over here £1 million (1.85 million dollars) that should easily last you the rest of your life if you're sensible with it.

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DaddyHalbucks A freakin' legend! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada USA Posts: 18,975	Definitely in the millions. The more, the merrier. __________________ Boner Money

10-27-2006, 06:20 AM	#44
sweetcuties Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Posts: 5,859	So much shit on the board it's fucking funny... very few on gfy (just like others not on gfy/ real life) you have your very top 1% that make serious $$, called "fuck you" cash, then you've got the next group that has a few assets and the rest (majority) don't have 2 dimes to rub together. Wake the fuck up and be realistic! Start acquiring property, pay yourself weekly or mthly and pay off debt if you have __________________