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xxxjay · 11-04-2006, 10:04 PM

Last night we possed up with 25-or-so of Hollywood?s finest to see Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Thanks for Ahn for being so efficient and Asian to make organizing such an event possible.

Here?s a quick rundown of what I can remember:

6:13 PM - Meet at Hooters on Hollywood Blvd and start drinking.

6:47 PM - Go to Hollywood Liquor and purchase multiple half-pints of Vodka.

7:46 PM - Blaze up a joint in back of hooters.

7:56 PM - Go to Mann?s Chinese Theatre. My boy Steve shows up with a fifth of vodka in an Aquafina bottle.

8:10 PM - Previews are running, Aquafina bottle is half depleted. Combine half-pints and continue drinking.

8:26 PM - All Vodka is gone.

8:30 ? 10 PM-or-so: The greatest movie of all time plays. I laughed so hard I missed half the jokes and bit my lip?now, I remember very little of it because I got so hammered. Oh well, you know what that means, right?

Yep, I gotta see it again!

YES!!

10:13 PM - 4AM ? Total blur. If anybody knows what I did or where I was, can you please fill me in?

Who want to go see it again with me?

Jay

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-04-2006, 10:08 PM

nice, i wanna see it so bad, but no theatre in my area is playing it right now

Manowar · 11-05-2006, 03:24 AM

everywhere is fully booked for it atm

dynastoned · 11-05-2006, 03:59 AM

nooooooooo i tihnk that is a jinx!! becuase my botlte of grey goosey is gone and i saw tha tmovie sometime tonight! but i have to piss now ill tyr to remember htis in the morning.

Violetta · 11-05-2006, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

I laughed so hard I missed half the jokes and bit my lip…
Jay

edgeprod · 11-05-2006, 07:47 AM

LOL jay ... haha. That's funny. Good luck seeing it next time and REMEMBERING it now!

fetishblog · 11-05-2006, 08:10 AM

I'm glad I have all of my brain cells intact.

K R I S T E N · 11-05-2006, 11:16 AM

im REALLY looking forward to this one but its sold out everywhere by me!

RF_Erick · 11-05-2006, 11:26 AM

Cant wait to see it.
HBO is running a 2 season ali g marathon all weekend.

MaddCaz · 11-05-2006, 11:27 AM

im so going today....

Cyndalie · 11-05-2006, 11:28 AM

LOL, That's great Jay.
I have to see this film!!!
See you in L.A.!

starpimps · 11-05-2006, 11:28 AM

borat best movie of the year

Rhesus · 11-05-2006, 11:35 AM

Pff, you're pouring vodka into aquafina bottles to sneak liquor into a cinema and "get drunk"? Sounds pathetic.

Dirty F · 11-05-2006, 12:03 PM

Im gonna see it in 2 hours

Azlord · 11-05-2006, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Last night we possed up with 25-or-so of Hollywood?s finest to see Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Thanks for Ahn for being so efficient and Asian to make organizing such an event possible.

Here?s a quick rundown of what I can remember:

6:13 PM - Meet at Hooters on Hollywood Blvd and start drinking.

6:47 PM - Go to Hollywood Liquor and purchase multiple half-pints of Vodka.

7:46 PM - Blaze up a joint in back of hooters.

7:56 PM - Go to Mann?s Chinese Theatre. My boy Steve shows up with a fifth of vodka in an Aquafina bottle.

8:10 PM - Previews are running, Aquafina bottle is half depleted. Combine half-pints and continue drinking.

8:26 PM - All Vodka is gone.

8:30 ? 10 PM-or-so: The greatest movie of all time plays. I laughed so hard I missed half the jokes and bit my lip?now, I remember very little of it because I got so hammered. Oh well, you know what that means, right?

Yep, I gotta see it again!

YES!!

10:13 PM - 4AM ? Total blur. If anybody knows what I did or where I was, can you please fill me in?

Who want to go see it again with me?

Jay

Saw it last night, I agree. A great movie.

seeric · 11-05-2006, 12:24 PM

im getting a little group together to see it at universal on thursday during the show if you wanna go, i intended to see it this weekend but some hard core partying late night destroyed all plans of that happening friday night.

seeric · 11-05-2006, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhesus

Pff, you're pouring vodka into aquafina bottles to sneak liquor into a cinema and "get drunk"? Sounds pathetic.

well, until movie theates start selling booze what do you suggest brainiac?

gooddomains · 11-05-2006, 01:22 PM

a funny movie

Sarah_Jayne · 11-05-2006, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

well, until movie theates start selling booze what do you suggest brainiac?

move to Europe

Grapesoda · 11-05-2006, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

10:13 PM - 4AM ? Total blur. If anybody knows what I did or where I was, can you please fill me in?

Who want to go see it again with me?

Jay

I did see a guy matching yer description walking down hollywood blvd at about 3 am with no pants, wearing bright red lipstick, a totally hot 'pink mini T', drinking piss out of a beer bottle . . ring any bells?

JFK · 11-05-2006, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

move to Europe

long way to go just for a movie

madawgz · 11-05-2006, 03:14 PM

i might be going to see it today if i can get tickets

Rhesus · 11-05-2006, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

well, until movie theates start selling booze what do you suggest brainiac?

lol, why do you need to be in drunk state so badly? Not so happy with your life as it is?

Cyndalie · 11-05-2006, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

well, until movie theates start selling booze what do you suggest brainiac?

The one I go to does. Premiere Muvico. It rocks.
The ONLY way to see a movie.

seeric · 11-05-2006, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhesus

lol, why do you need to be in drunk state so badly? Not so happy with your life as it is?

LukieD · 11-05-2006, 03:30 PM

Meeting with friends, getting drunk and seeing a film like this sounds fun. Not got many friends you can go out with Rhesus?!

ucv.karl · 11-05-2006, 03:32 PM

It is by far the funniest movie this year.

I thought it would be similar to the Borat bits of the Ali G show, but it was way funnier than that.

Everyone should check that shit out.

TG Rebecca · 11-05-2006, 03:40 PM

sounds like you had a blast! i am mega-jealous!

fallenmuffin · 11-05-2006, 04:03 PM

Lol... You're suppose to get crunked after the movie

sweetcuties · 11-05-2006, 04:26 PM

Saw it earlier today... I couldn't stop laughing. It also makes you think about how narrow minded some Americans are

xxxjay · 11-06-2006, 02:21 PM

I went and saw it again last night...caught so many more jokes...it is better the second time

11-04-2006, 10:04 PM	#1
xxxjay Tube groupie. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LoScandalous, CA Posts: 13,483	Blackout At Borat Last night we possed up with 25-or-so of Hollywood?s finest to see Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Thanks for Ahn for being so efficient and Asian to make organizing such an event possible. Here?s a quick rundown of what I can remember: 6:13 PM - Meet at Hooters on Hollywood Blvd and start drinking. 6:47 PM - Go to Hollywood Liquor and purchase multiple half-pints of Vodka. 7:46 PM - Blaze up a joint in back of hooters. 7:56 PM - Go to Mann?s Chinese Theatre. My boy Steve shows up with a fifth of vodka in an Aquafina bottle. 8:10 PM - Previews are running, Aquafina bottle is half depleted. Combine half-pints and continue drinking. 8:26 PM - All Vodka is gone. 8:30 ? 10 PM-or-so: The greatest movie of all time plays. I laughed so hard I missed half the jokes and bit my lip?now, I remember very little of it because I got so hammered. Oh well, you know what that means, right? Yep, I gotta see it again! YES!! 10:13 PM - 4AM ? Total blur. If anybody knows what I did or where I was, can you please fill me in? Who want to go see it again with me? Jay __________________ http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

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11-05-2006, 03:24 AM	#3
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	everywhere is fully booked for it atm

11-05-2006, 03:59 AM	#4
dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	nooooooooo i tihnk that is a jinx!! becuase my botlte of grey goosey is gone and i saw tha tmovie sometime tonight! but i have to piss now ill tyr to remember htis in the morning.

11-05-2006, 07:47 AM	#6
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	LOL jay ... haha. That's funny. Good luck seeing it next time and REMEMBERING it now!

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11-05-2006, 11:35 AM	#13
Rhesus Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,009	Pff, you're pouring vodka into aquafina bottles to sneak liquor into a cinema and "get drunk"? Sounds pathetic.

11-05-2006, 12:03 PM	#14
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Im gonna see it in 2 hours

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	im getting a little group together to see it at universal on thursday during the show if you wanna go, i intended to see it this weekend but some hard core partying late night destroyed all plans of that happening friday night.

11-05-2006, 01:22 PM	#18
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11-05-2006, 03:30 PM	#26
LukieD Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: London Posts: 927	Meeting with friends, getting drunk and seeing a film like this sounds fun. Not got many friends you can go out with Rhesus?!

11-05-2006, 03:32 PM	#27
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fallenmuffin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,170	Lol... You're suppose to get crunked after the movie

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11-06-2006, 02:21 PM	#31
xxxjay Tube groupie. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LoScandalous, CA Posts: 13,483	I went and saw it again last night...caught so many more jokes...it is better the second time __________________ http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/