(POST 6,000) - Stupid Retarded Products Volume 02 (pics) - GoFuckYourself.com

notabook · 11-14-2006, 09:46 PM

#6
Left-Handed Mug: Fuck this shit.

Now left handed people can enjoy girly/gay/boyalley art without having to turn around those satanic right-handed mugs EVER AGAIN! Enjoy a blissful purple frilly flower or comical text or any number of gay things imaginable.... oh fuck it I can't even fake how retarded this product is. It's a fucking MUG with imagery printed on the otherwise. Wow, thanks. Awesome. Great. I could NEVER GET THROUGH LIFE WITHOUT THIS FUCKING THING. God damn it I'm going to buy three of these and crush them up into a fine porcelain powder and snort it all.

#5
The Velform Sauna Belt: Now with 200% more sweating action!

Alright, a product that fat people can use to make themselves sweat more! Awesome, way to go television, you've sold me another useless product and I can't wait to use it! OK seriously if I was retarded enough to try this product I would at least make sure it plugged into a wall so I can go ahead and kill my fat self by jumping into a tub of water. The only way this thing is going to make you lose weight is if it shocks the fuck out of you every time you try to grab a donut... fuck, this item is more retarded than a blind person owning a big screen TV.

#4
Coffin Handbag: For the gay suicidal retarded goth in all of us.

OK, so maybe that was a little harsh on goths because not even those pasty white mother fuckers would be able to handle carrying one of these things around. This product just oozes stupidity and honestly when the fuck are you going to use it? Halloween? So you are to buy this $20+ novelty item for just one day and you can only use it that one day, once a year? If I catch anybody with one of these things I'm going to shove a stun gun inside their ass and leave it on until the batteries wear out.

#3
Twinkie Flavored Lip Balm: Because you're just not fat enough.

Oh sweet chocolate covered Jesus, was this really a product we needed to see in our lifetime? If you needed proof that human beings get stupider as they get fatter LOOK NO FURTHER than this terrific product of twinkie flavored lip balm. Now you can treat your chapped lips and gain a few pounds at the same time, you can never get enough of that delicious twinkie flavoring. Fuck it, am I the only one that thinks this is a pretty great idea? I want ALL consumer products to be twinkie flavored, from toothpaste to vitamins.

#2
Shewee: For women who really want to piss like a man. Or a transvestite.

Women! Aren't you tired of spending hours on end trying to find that perfect position just to take a piss? SQUAT NO MORE! With the SheWee now you too can have the ultimate pleasure that only a man can by standing up and relieving your bladder! NO LONGER will you be forced to sit on cold porcelain or even remotely care about your health or even be sanitary. Best of all it's reusable! You can piss in this thing over and over and over until you die from a severe bladder infection! Could this product be ANY BETTER? COULD IT? Well then other than it not existing at all?

#1
All Terrain AT3 Pet Stroller: Now Fido can suffer the same embarrassment your kids do!

Yes, now you too can take your pet to Mt. Everest and beyond! This all terrain pet stroller comes with 1/16" solid steel armor plating, an advanced security system that is bark or purr activated when the dog or cat is in danger and more! You can store cups, cell phones, and KEYS IN IT! KEYS! With the All Terrain AT3 Pet Stroller, you can manage to make everyone think you are completely insane and make your pet look stylish while doing it! BUY SEVEN TODAY!

fris · 11-14-2006, 09:48 PM

congrats ;)

born2blog · 11-14-2006, 09:49 PM

wtg, congrats on 6k!

GetBigCash · 11-14-2006, 09:52 PM

Congrats on the 6k. Coffin Case has cool guitar cases. Although not my style

tony286 · 11-14-2006, 09:55 PM

as nuts as they seem they sell and congrats on the 6 grand

Vitasoy · 11-14-2006, 09:56 PM

Congrats on the 6000 posts

marketsmart · 11-14-2006, 09:57 PM

congratz

Phoenix · 11-14-2006, 10:07 PM

hehe nice find

sharp · 11-14-2006, 10:11 PM

congrats.

woj · 11-14-2006, 10:18 PM

good job

Spunky · 11-14-2006, 10:21 PM

Congrats on the 6k

Nysus · 11-14-2006, 10:31 PM

I like the left-handed mug.. Great idea!

Matt

nAtuRaLbEautY · 11-14-2006, 10:34 PM

congrats on your 6k

sickkittens · 11-14-2006, 10:36 PM

Congrats. I somewhat feel your anger.

gecko · 11-14-2006, 10:43 PM

Grats on the 6k

martinsc · 11-14-2006, 10:46 PM

congrats

Lykos · 11-14-2006, 11:09 PM

Congrats on 6K

reynold · 11-15-2006, 07:50 AM

Congrats with your 6K, mate.

madawgz · 11-15-2006, 08:12 AM

#2
Shewee: For women who really want to piss like a man. Or a transvestite.

now that seems fucked up

djroof · 11-15-2006, 08:15 AM

COngrats!!!!!!!!!!

bobby666 · 11-15-2006, 08:20 AM

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E$_manager · 11-15-2006, 08:37 AM

Nice post.

Congrats!

LittleSassy · 11-15-2006, 09:35 AM

congrats on the 6k!

BluewireAngie · 11-15-2006, 10:01 AM

Congrats!

I still like the coffin handbag, but I'm not going to use it as a bag. It's a nice case to keep some of my accesories collections.

marko13 · 11-15-2006, 10:03 AM

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and i like the products very much...

Miguel T · 11-15-2006, 10:13 AM

Congrats dude!!

axelcat · 11-15-2006, 10:15 AM

congrats

rodney25 · 11-15-2006, 12:21 PM

Congrats on your 6K!

squishypimp · 11-15-2006, 12:23 PM

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Scott McD · 11-15-2006, 12:26 PM

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Scott McD · 11-15-2006, 12:27 PM

bdld · 11-15-2006, 01:10 PM

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notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	(POST 6,000) - Stupid Retarded Products Volume 02 (pics) #6 Left-Handed Mug: Fuck this shit. Now left handed people can enjoy girly/gay/boyalley art without having to turn around those satanic right-handed mugs EVER AGAIN! Enjoy a blissful purple frilly flower or comical text or any number of gay things imaginable.... oh fuck it I can't even fake how retarded this product is. It's a fucking MUG with imagery printed on the otherwise. Wow, thanks. Awesome. Great. I could NEVER GET THROUGH LIFE WITHOUT THIS FUCKING THING. God damn it I'm going to buy three of these and crush them up into a fine porcelain powder and snort it all. #5 The Velform Sauna Belt: Now with 200% more sweating action! Alright, a product that fat people can use to make themselves sweat more! Awesome, way to go television, you've sold me another useless product and I can't wait to use it! OK seriously if I was retarded enough to try this product I would at least make sure it plugged into a wall so I can go ahead and kill my fat self by jumping into a tub of water. The only way this thing is going to make you lose weight is if it shocks the fuck out of you every time you try to grab a donut... fuck, this item is more retarded than a blind person owning a big screen TV. #4 Coffin Handbag: For the gay suicidal retarded goth in all of us. OK, so maybe that was a little harsh on goths because not even those pasty white mother fuckers would be able to handle carrying one of these things around. This product just oozes stupidity and honestly when the fuck are you going to use it? Halloween? So you are to buy this $20+ novelty item for just one day and you can only use it that one day, once a year? If I catch anybody with one of these things I'm going to shove a stun gun inside their ass and leave it on until the batteries wear out. #3 Twinkie Flavored Lip Balm: Because you're just not fat enough. Oh sweet chocolate covered Jesus, was this really a product we needed to see in our lifetime? If you needed proof that human beings get stupider as they get fatter LOOK NO FURTHER than this terrific product of twinkie flavored lip balm. Now you can treat your chapped lips and gain a few pounds at the same time, you can never get enough of that delicious twinkie flavoring. Fuck it, am I the only one that thinks this is a pretty great idea? I want ALL consumer products to be twinkie flavored, from toothpaste to vitamins. #2 Shewee: For women who really want to piss like a man. Or a transvestite. Women! Aren't you tired of spending hours on end trying to find that perfect position just to take a piss? SQUAT NO MORE! With the SheWee now you too can have the ultimate pleasure that only a man can by standing up and relieving your bladder! NO LONGER will you be forced to sit on cold porcelain or even remotely care about your health or even be sanitary. Best of all it's reusable! You can piss in this thing over and over and over until you die from a severe bladder infection! Could this product be ANY BETTER? COULD IT? Well then other than it not existing at all? #1 All Terrain AT3 Pet Stroller: Now Fido can suffer the same embarrassment your kids do! Yes, now you too can take your pet to Mt. Everest and beyond! This all terrain pet stroller comes with 1/16" solid steel armor plating, an advanced security system that is bark or purr activated when the dog or cat is in danger and more! You can store cups, cell phones, and KEYS IN IT! KEYS! With the All Terrain AT3 Pet Stroller, you can manage to make everyone think you are completely insane and make your pet look stylish while doing it! BUY SEVEN TODAY! __________________

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