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Old 11-16-2006, 08:55 AM   #1
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A bar in downtown providence had seen a lot of DUI's lately. Therefore a cop decided to scope it out during closing time.

Right around when it was time to close the cop sees a guy come out of the bar stumbling left, then right. He tripped over the curb, dropped his keys and crawled to his car. After getting into his car he fumbled his keys around and finally got the car to the point of ignition.

As soon as he pulled out of the parking lot the cop pulled him over. He gave him field sobriety tests, in which he passed them all. Puzzled, the cop gives him a breathalyzer with a 0.0 reading. The cop says what gives to the driver.

His reply, I am the DD, designated decoy.
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Old 11-16-2006, 08:56 AM   #2
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Old 11-16-2006, 08:58 AM   #3
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Old 11-16-2006, 08:59 AM   #4
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haha wonder what the fine would be for pretending to do that.
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Old 11-16-2006, 09:29 AM   #5
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Old 11-16-2006, 09:46 AM   #6
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Old 11-16-2006, 09:57 AM   #7
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that was a good one
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Old 11-16-2006, 10:04 AM   #8
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Old 11-16-2006, 10:04 AM   #9
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Old 11-16-2006, 10:18 AM   #10
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Old 11-16-2006, 10:19 AM   #11
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Old 11-16-2006, 10:25 AM   #12
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Old 11-16-2006, 10:27 AM   #13
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Old 11-16-2006, 11:28 AM   #14
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That's hilarious, man.
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Old 11-16-2006, 11:33 AM   #15
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Old 11-16-2006, 11:54 AM   #16
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Old 11-16-2006, 11:57 AM   #17
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Old 11-16-2006, 11:59 AM   #18
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Old 11-16-2006, 12:00 PM   #19
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Ha ha ha ..very nice
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Old 11-16-2006, 12:18 PM   #20
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Old 11-16-2006, 12:20 PM   #21
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Old 11-16-2006, 09:14 PM   #22
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Old 11-16-2006, 09:14 PM   #23
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Old 11-16-2006, 11:44 PM   #24
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Old 11-17-2006, 02:43 AM   #26
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Old 11-17-2006, 03:35 AM   #27
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