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Anthony · 11-17-2006, 09:29 AM

I can't take credit for this, it's a repost, what makes it funny to me, I got it from a Martial Arts board. It's the Po College Man's answer to the fleshlight

Materials

* Lays Stacks (my preferance, holds up better)/Pringles potato chip can
* Foam rubber
* Condom
* 1 1/4'' o-ring
* Scissors
* Marker

Procedure
Empty the chips out of the can. You can use whatever brand and flavor you prefer, but we like the one shown here for the container's ergonomic shape and durable, colorful plastic. Lay out the foam and trim to fit the length of the container if necessary. The length of the foam can be up to a half inch longer than the length of the can.

Unroll the condom and drop the O-ring inside. If you use a lubricated condom, turn it inside out first, so the lube is on the inner surface.

Lay the condom along the foam with the open end slightly above the edge, and mark across where the O-ring lays in the condom. Cut the foam into two pieces along this line.

Roll up the smaller piece of foam and push it into the bottom of the can. Lay the condom against the shorter edge of the other piece of foam so that the tip and the O-ring are hanging over one end and the open top of the condom is hanging over the other. Roll up the foam with the condom inside. The O-ring should be flat against one end of the foam roll, and the top of the condom should be sticking out of the center of the other end.

With the scissors, make a nick in the tip of the condom, just enough so some air can get through. Insert the foam roll into the chip container, making sure the open end of the condom stays above the top of the foam. Leave about ½" of foam above the rim of the can.

Use a nail or screwdriver to poke a small hole on the side of the can near the bottom.

Optional: If desired, use a pink or red marker to draw a vagina or lips on the foam around the center hole before covering the foam with the condom.

Carefully stretch the condom around the rim of the can and over the lip so it covers the foam. The lip of the can will hold the condom in place.

To use your homemade flashlight toy, squirt some water-based, non-greasy lube into the condom and insert your penis. Cover the hole in the can with the tip of your finger to control the amount of "suction" you get. Closing the hole will increase the suction, so leave it open as you stroke in, and cover it on the out stroke.

Remove the foam roll and replace the condom after use (or rinse and reuse, if you're really cheap, I know I am. :dodgy. Use a textured condom turned inside out for more stimulation. Because the condom has a small opening on the end, the foam at the bottom of the can will periodically need to be replaced.
Lays:

Pringles:

When stored with the lid on, the homemade fleshlight can be conveniently camouflaged as an innocent can of potato chips (the can on the left has an advantage because its lid is opaque).. However, you need to release the edge of the condom from the lip of the can before you put the top on. If the condom is stretched around the top when you put the lid on, the lid will cut through the thin rubber of the condom. Leave the top of the condom loose, push the foam in, and cover with the lid. To use, just pop the top, pull the foam out a bit, and restretch the rubber.

xclusive · 11-17-2006, 09:30 AM

Shit where was this 5 years ago? I wouldn't have gotten married.

Ramos · 11-17-2006, 09:31 AM

Make One and Watch This!

Tylo · 11-17-2006, 09:32 AM

haha!! Thats great

DutchTeenCash · 11-17-2006, 09:32 AM

hahaha ok damn im sure lotsa ppl are gonna try this now

Nad · 11-17-2006, 09:33 AM

wayyyyy too much time on your hands my man... ;-)

and please don't try and say 'someone else did this' you know damned well you made one!

Wizzo · 11-17-2006, 09:35 AM

Just remember to remove the chips 1st...

martinsc · 11-17-2006, 09:35 AM

hahahahahahaha

Jason · 11-17-2006, 09:37 AM

looking for O ring....

argh.. dammit

LAJ · 11-17-2006, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive

Shit where was this 5 years ago? I wouldn't have gotten married.

Hell... This would have been helpful 20 years ago for me...

Anthony · 11-17-2006, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo

Just remember to remove the chips 1st...

This was my mistake the first time.!

bobby666 · 11-17-2006, 09:53 AM

lol what an idea, great!

Rankings · 11-17-2006, 10:04 AM

that is some serious dedication to wacking off

Aneros Josh · 11-17-2006, 10:05 AM

Or you could always buy the real thing

Ice · 11-17-2006, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

This was my mistake the first time.!

Lance69 · 11-17-2006, 10:17 AM

Damn, now I'm gonna go through alot of Pringles.

PaulB IYP · 11-17-2006, 10:17 AM

that is too funny
nice one

TexasDreams · 11-17-2006, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJosh

Or you could always buy the real thing

Maybe you can run a special and offer a "student discount".

Psycho_x · 11-17-2006, 10:43 AM

I would suggest buying the real thing .Hold on I'll get ya a link.

starpimps · 11-17-2006, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Maybe you can run a special and offer a "student discount".

thats a great idea..lol
id so get another one

DjSap · 11-17-2006, 10:57 AM

haha maybe i need to try this one out...

Fluid · 11-17-2006, 11:10 AM

useful, but what about those of us that need a longer pringles can?

Mikey_219Inc · 11-17-2006, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJosh

Or you could always buy the real thing

i love mine ... its like jerking off for the first time all over again

CaptainWolfy · 11-17-2006, 11:15 AM

hahaha this is so funny!

tabasco · 11-17-2006, 11:17 AM

Once you pop you can't stop

notabook · 11-17-2006, 11:19 AM

Fuck that, the old toys I used to make as a kid would probably feel better and take 30 seconds to do. Bubblewrap (smallest bubbles) + papertowel roll = Instant toy.

american pervert · 11-17-2006, 11:21 AM

good think you found that link anthony, i heard the normal fleshlights were too loose for your asian manhood, lmao

Aneros Josh · 11-17-2006, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Maybe you can run a special and offer a "student discount".

We are offering free lube with the original pink lady right now so I guess that's a start

Halcyon · 11-17-2006, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo

Just remember to remove the chips 1st...

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I bet you can't fuck just one!

Anthony · 11-17-2006, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert

good think you found that link anthony, i heard the normal fleshlights were too loose for your asian manhood, lmao

Stop thinking about my cock, okay? I'm beginning to worry that you have switched teams.

llporter · 11-17-2006, 11:28 AM

Her mouth is so purdy

Ace_luffy · 11-17-2006, 11:36 AM

youre's so creative....

Psycho_x · 11-17-2006, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

Fuck that, the old toys I used to make as a kid would probably feel better and take 30 seconds to do. Bubblewrap (smallest bubbles) + papertowel roll = Instant toy.

No Shit.You can fit in a toilet paper roll?I wouldnt post that.

jacked · 11-17-2006, 11:49 AM

oh mai it's the poor man's version of the fleshlight

that kid def has way to much time on his hands

CynthiaB · 11-17-2006, 12:19 PM

Hmmm, they never taught me that one in Arts & Crafts just how to make covered wagons out of oatmeal containers.

SkeetSkeet · 11-17-2006, 05:21 PM

wow someone has way too much time !

charlie g · 11-17-2006, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycho_x

No Shit.You can fit in a toilet paper roll?I wouldnt post that.

LOL, I was thinking the same thing when I read it. But hey, at least he only needs the small bubbles.

american pervert · 11-17-2006, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

Stop thinking about my cock, okay? I'm beginning to worry that you have switched teams.

i havnt switched teams, but for i'd think about it... for a second.. NO!
lol

good seeing you in la, maybe we'll talk for more than 3 mins at the next show

marko13 · 11-17-2006, 05:42 PM

it is really innovative....

notabook · 11-17-2006, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycho_x

No Shit.You can fit in a toilet paper roll?I wouldnt post that.

1. Not a toilet paper roll, a papertowel roll. It's quite a bit bigger.
2. Yeah, I do have a fairly small dick. I have no shames/qualms about my small penis size, I could really care less.
3. to other guy about the small bubbles -- it's so it provides more pleasure to an incensitive (sp?) dick. Large bubbles wouldn't do shit.

marketsmart · 11-17-2006, 07:51 PM

hahaha thats great

tony286 · 11-17-2006, 07:52 PM

tell the truth Anthony its your personal design lol

sniperwolf · 11-17-2006, 08:22 PM

lmao... haha awesome

woj · 11-17-2006, 08:32 PM

funny shit

KrisKross · 11-17-2006, 08:41 PM

An ex of mine once confessed he used inflatable water wings with baby oil.

fetishblog · 11-17-2006, 08:46 PM

Dude, you have WAY too much time on your hands!

11-17-2006, 08:51 PM

That seems like a lot of work when you could just pick up a cheap hooker in the time it takes to make that.

Spunky · 11-17-2006, 08:52 PM

Lol..whatever happened to socks?

salesman · 11-18-2006, 01:41 AM

thats awesome, I wonder if the guy who made this had ever a girl

BlueDesignStudios · 11-18-2006, 01:52 AM

hahaha someone's creative!!

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