Big props to Porno Dan in baltimore! (And a crazy TRUE story!) - GoFuckYourself.com

pr0 · 11-17-2006, 02:07 PM

First off....Dan seriously has one of the nicest restaurant/bars in Baltimore. Really fucking nice...nothing but top shelf liquor, hot bartenders, cool 20-something crowd, live band jamming in the corner & taking requests. And a very posh restaurant seating area on the other side. And dan himself is probably one of the nicest/most professional guys I've had the pleasure of meeting.

So anyways me & doug from Ironpath networks are out having a few drinks with some friends (a few too many lol) and we roll by Dan's bar (i had seen pictures from his post about redskins games on here before) so i make doug slam on the brakes, so we can drop in......

I stumble in (buzzing), mention my name, next thing i know I've got shots of Russian vodka headed my way on the house. The rest is kind of a blur, & I'm sure i was being a drunk idiot....but Dan showed nothing but hospitality as we downed many more drinks...& shouted our requests at the band

Now heres the beauty part....Dan hooks me up with a little sample dvd of his work (which in the next hour will SAVE me), i put it in my pocket....me & doug roll out. On the way back doug becomes a little ill, so we pull off the side of the road (we were on a back road near industrial buildings, no traffic etc.)..Doug is doing his "ill" thing....& i'm standing outside the car with him.

Next thing we know a cop rolls up, He's NOT happy! (to say the least). Fortunately the keys were out of the ignition. He starts busting my balls...hardcore....

Suddenly in my buzzed haze....I realize i have Dan's tasty porno gift in my pocket.

I look straight at the cop & say "Look man, everyones been here before....you think maybe you could look the other way for us this time?" (As i'm handing him the porn dvd), he looks at it....gives a huge grin....puts it on the seat next to him...says "call a cab next time, & take care of your friend" and drives off.

A Porno Dan dvd saved both of our asses for at least a drunk in public charge, possibly trespassing.

Dan is now officially THE MAN! And once again, the power of porn & a little pimp persuasion is shown!

Now if you'll excuse me, i need a long nap!

pr0 · 11-17-2006, 02:18 PM

http://www.pornodan.com/

forgot the link ; )

GTS Mark · 11-17-2006, 02:18 PM

I heard Dan was the king of Baltimore

DH

fuzebox · 11-17-2006, 02:20 PM

bribing a cop with porn... I gotta try that.

TurboAngel · 11-17-2006, 02:38 PM

Glad you had fun.

BiggleJones · 11-17-2006, 02:39 PM

Whats the name of his restaurant and where's it located? I lived in Baltimore for 23 years, but never knew Dan was from there.

wiggitywack · 11-17-2006, 02:46 PM

thats hilarious

next time u guys are partying in Baltimore, hit me up.

We're up in Timonium and we'll come on down

Wilbo · 11-17-2006, 03:27 PM

What bar does he own?

Ramos · 11-17-2006, 03:29 PM

A Damn Pr0!

Kimo · 11-17-2006, 03:31 PM

I think he owns the Red Fish... I need to make the trip over there sometime, sounds like a hell of a place

SxDx · 11-17-2006, 03:45 PM

gonna be in baltimore next week. what bar/restaurant is his?

Kimo · 11-17-2006, 04:24 PM

I think its called the Red Fish

dynastoned · 11-17-2006, 06:47 PM

haha i was wondering what happened to you.

Fresh · 11-17-2006, 06:58 PM

LMAOOOOO

great story.

I bribed a cop with a fleshlight in vegas after a gfy kickoff party haha

DaddyHalbucks · 11-17-2006, 07:05 PM

Good story!

marketsmart · 11-17-2006, 07:06 PM

sounds like you had fun

sandman! · 11-17-2006, 07:10 PM

sounds like you guys had a blast

dakota1358 · 11-17-2006, 07:49 PM

Hope you had a blast here in bmore.Our cities finest corrupt as ever lol

tony286 · 11-17-2006, 08:07 PM

your a lucky guy that could of went very badly

LittleMack · 11-17-2006, 09:16 PM

Dude you have the best stories, now move your ass down to Florida.

xNetworx · 11-17-2006, 10:01 PM

Dan is a cool cat. Good story!

pr0 · 11-17-2006, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleMack

Dude you have the best stories, now move your ass down to Florida.

just remember anytime you hang out with me & tree (especially)....you take a good chance of getting into some shit

we're coming real soon now bill.....its sped up quite a bit!

King of Queens · 11-17-2006, 10:42 PM

Yeah Dan is 1 cool dude

Kicked it with him in S. Beach Fla @ his pajama party this past august.

Poppy · 11-18-2006, 12:49 AM

Dan is good peeps.

starpimps · 11-18-2006, 02:02 AM

ive never herd of porno dan til right now but he has a sweet site!

pr0 · 11-18-2006, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps

ive never herd of porno dan til right now but he has a sweet site!

good shit man...check out his program

vidvicious · 11-18-2006, 10:17 AM

Dan's a great guy .. and well Porn DVDs will always get you out of Jam ! .. LOL .. Great story

Peaches · 11-18-2006, 10:20 AM

I must be the only one bothered by the fact that someone who can easily afford a cab was driving home drunk.

In fact, Dan himself should have called you one if he was supplying the booze. Not cool, IMO.

/rant from old lady

4Man · 11-18-2006, 10:24 AM

Like stories

pr0 · 11-18-2006, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

I must be the only one bothered by the fact that someone who can easily afford a cab was driving home drunk.

In fact, Dan himself should have called you one if he was supplying the booze. Not cool, IMO.

/rant from old lady

you could fuck up a wet dream

i was not drunk, doug was....i was driving....

King of Queens · 11-18-2006, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

you could fuck up a wet dream

i was not drunk, doug was....i was driving....

squishypimp · 11-18-2006, 11:26 AM

cool story

R J · 11-18-2006, 11:35 AM

lol, another one for the books, shit like that always seems to happen around P-dan!

ya' got love the guy!

BV · 11-18-2006, 11:43 AM

HAHAHA, great story,
Porno DVD's will get you out of a jam every time.

When jealous boyfriends would step up and start some shit with us during spring break I would just give them a DVD and the next thing you know they would be pimping their bitch out telling her to get down and dirty for our camera. lol

Peaches · 11-18-2006, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

you could fuck up a wet dream

i was not drunk, doug was....i was driving....

OK, that's cool - if you weren't drunk then all's good

11-17-2006, 02:07 PM	#1
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Big props to Porno Dan in baltimore! (And a crazy TRUE story!) First off....Dan seriously has one of the nicest restaurant/bars in Baltimore. Really fucking nice...nothing but top shelf liquor, hot bartenders, cool 20-something crowd, live band jamming in the corner & taking requests. And a very posh restaurant seating area on the other side. And dan himself is probably one of the nicest/most professional guys I've had the pleasure of meeting. So anyways me & doug from Ironpath networks are out having a few drinks with some friends (a few too many lol) and we roll by Dan's bar (i had seen pictures from his post about redskins games on here before) so i make doug slam on the brakes, so we can drop in...... I stumble in (buzzing), mention my name, next thing i know I've got shots of Russian vodka headed my way on the house. The rest is kind of a blur, & I'm sure i was being a drunk idiot....but Dan showed nothing but hospitality as we downed many more drinks...& shouted our requests at the band Now heres the beauty part....Dan hooks me up with a little sample dvd of his work (which in the next hour will SAVE me), i put it in my pocket....me & doug roll out. On the way back doug becomes a little ill, so we pull off the side of the road (we were on a back road near industrial buildings, no traffic etc.)..Doug is doing his "ill" thing....& i'm standing outside the car with him. Next thing we know a cop rolls up, He's NOT happy! (to say the least). Fortunately the keys were out of the ignition. He starts busting my balls...hardcore.... Suddenly in my buzzed haze....I realize i have Dan's tasty porno gift in my pocket. I look straight at the cop & say "Look man, everyones been here before....you think maybe you could look the other way for us this time?" (As i'm handing him the porn dvd), he looks at it....gives a huge grin....puts it on the seat next to him...says "call a cab next time, & take care of your friend" and drives off. A Porno Dan dvd saved both of our asses for at least a drunk in public charge, possibly trespassing. Dan is now officially THE MAN! And once again, the power of porn & a little pimp persuasion is shown! Now if you'll excuse me, i need a long nap! __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	http://www.pornodan.com/ forgot the link ; )

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