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Old 11-18-2006, 12:21 PM   #1
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wow, I just got the best Xmas present ever . . . . or she is trying to kill me off.
I heard something slam at my front door. I thought it must be the telephone book guy or something so I go to check it out and find a small box behind my screen door.

I open it up to find a certificate stating the following:

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Learn to Fly Loops, Rolls, Hammerheads and Spins.

An amazing opportunity to fly a fully acrobatic Citabria, tailwheel, tandem seating, stick control aircraft.

This Xperience begins with ground instruction on the maneuvers you will perform and small aircraft safety procedures.

You will then have a full hour flight sitting alongside a fully certified FAA Flight Instructor, learning to perform loops, rolls, hammerheads, stalls and spins, plus instruction in recovery techniques.

This is an Xperience for true thrill-seekers...and no prior flying xperience is required.
This is so going to rock.

Thank you very much, goodgirl.
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Old 11-18-2006, 01:38 PM   #2
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I heard something slam at my front door. I thought it must be the telephone book guy or something so I go to check it out and find a small box behind my screen door.

I open it up to find a certificate stating the following:



This is so going to rock.

Thank you very much, goodgirl.

Welcome They weren't supposed to ship it out for a couple more weeks. I knew you had such a great time when you went on the Light Speed Cash airplanes, I thought you would enjoy learning how to do those loops, rolls and spins. So are you ready to fly?
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Old 11-18-2006, 02:52 PM   #3
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Welcome They weren't supposed to ship it out for a couple more weeks. I knew you had such a great time when you went on the Light Speed Cash airplanes, I thought you would enjoy learning how to do those loops, rolls and spins. So are you ready to fly?
Ready, willing and looking forward to it.
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Old 11-18-2006, 05:29 PM   #4
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dog you should smoke a few bowls before... that would be a gnarly experience. which flight school is it to?
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Old 11-18-2006, 07:16 PM   #5
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dog you should smoke a few bowls before... that would be a gnarly experience. which flight school is it to?
I wouldnt fly a plane under the influence of anything.. Pretty big risk there.. And just like drinking and driving, its only a matter of time ;]
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wow.. nice present.. I'd love to try that
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Old 11-19-2006, 12:18 AM   #7
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dog you should smoke a few bowls before... that would be a gnarly experience. which flight school is it to?
I have been smoking bowls probably since before you were born, and, I have done the stunt plane ride as a passenger.

I can safely say that was the most fun I have had with my clothes on (and a good number of the times they were off), high or otherwise. There is no way I would risk fucking this up because I wanted to smoke a bowl first.

I will be doing that when I am writing my post about what a blast it was being the pilot and doing it.

xperiencedays.com is where you can check it out
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I wouldnt fly a plane under the influence of anything.. Pretty big risk there.. And just like drinking and driving, its only a matter of time ;]
no. he has a trained pilot with him. a little buzz wouldn't do any damage unless he had a panic attack, knocked out the pilot, and started jumping around the plane like a pissed off gorilla... but baddog wontdo that.
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no. he has a trained pilot with him. a little buzz wouldn't do any damage unless he had a panic attack, knocked out the pilot, and started jumping around the plane like a pissed off gorilla... but baddog wontdo that.
This is going to be better than any high I can get from weed.


Now heroin, that is a different matter.
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