OMFG Hillarious... It's a Wonderful Presidency - GoFuckYourself.com

munki · 11-20-2006, 01:02 PM

http://www.slate.com/id/2154150/

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[Christmas Eve. The Iraq war has gone sour, Congress has gone to the Democrats, and George W. Bush's friends have turned on him. As he jogs along a bridge overlooking the Potomac, he keeps recalling the words of Old Man McCain: "You've messed up everything, George Bush! In 2008, you'd be worth more votes dead than alive!" He stops and stares into the icy waters.]

GEORGE [shouting to the heavens]: I'm at the end of my rope! Show me the way! C'mon! Bring it on!

[He hears a splash and sees someone thrashing in the water. George climbs down and pulls ashore a funny-looking, white-haired man.]

GEORGE: Clarence? Clarence Thomas! What are you doing here?

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lelahosting · 11-20-2006, 09:47 PM

lol

cute..just cute

EBORG9 · 11-20-2006, 09:49 PM

Somebody get me a Red Rider BB Gun!
Condolesa get down!

Hey Chaney, you sent our boys in without vests, I'll bet your wearing one to protect that Quadruple bypass, and those Haliburton checks in your breast pocket.

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EBORG9 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,823	Somebody get me a Red Rider BB Gun! Condolesa get down! Hey Chaney, you sent our boys in without vests, I'll bet your wearing one to protect that Quadruple bypass, and those Haliburton checks in your breast pocket. Last edited by EBORG9; 11-20-2006 at 09:52 PM..