Will76 - A Special Announcement From The Industry Elite - GoFuckYourself.com

Pleasurepays · 11-19-2006, 04:22 PM

Joint statement by the following adult webmaster organizations:

~ The Eternal Brotherhood of Porn Webmasters Without Ethics
~ The Committee For Useless Message Board Contests as a Distraction
~ The United Union of Wannabe Sycophants
~ The North American Board Whore Foundation
~ Contest Post Bots
~ The Organized Committee for Ethical and Responsible Shaving

And

~ Leroy Picklepoo, Author of the best selling books
"Hey man, it was a rogue employee! and other great excuses",
"So what, we all shave, its the size of the check that matters"
&
"You ARE your post count"

Dear Fellow Webmasters,

We would like to announce that Will76 has had his "bro status" fully revoked by the industry elite. From this moment on, he will no longer be referred to as a "stand up guy" who is "running a top notch operation" by our members and associates. No member or associate shall blindly rush to his defense no matter how bad he fucks up, ignore the facts and just babble on about how wonderful he is and what a great friend. No member or associate shall make comments on his achievements, status, or wealth in a positive light and under no circumstances will any member ever... ever say in Wills defense "hey man, i met him at a show, he bought me some drinks, i really like him. great guy!"

From this moment on, we shall do what we can to call his credibility into question for his rediculous outing of the unfortuneate "adware collisions" which may or may not, allegedly, in some rare cases (if at all), result in the potential and possible loss (we feel its an incalculably small loss) of what might be considered a "sale" which some might feel (and possibly wrongly so) should be credited to the webmaster (who probably didn't deserve it anyway) which as we all know, Lars clarified that the sponsor is "forced" to do.

A Warm, Sincere, Heart Felt Thank You,
From Affiliate Programs Everywhere

HighSociety · 11-19-2006, 04:25 PM

how does one join the club

HighSociety · 11-19-2006, 04:25 PM

doublexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Pipecrew · 11-19-2006, 04:40 PM

hahaha well written and witty.

bizarrejan · 11-19-2006, 04:46 PM

nice piece

tony286 · 11-19-2006, 04:48 PM

very witty and sadly pretty true

TampaToker · 11-19-2006, 04:48 PM

Very nice

Tuga · 11-19-2006, 05:33 PM

Aahahaha great post.

TheDoc · 11-19-2006, 05:45 PM

That's great, it made me laugh..

Some creative work.

Andiz · 11-19-2006, 05:46 PM

Great piece, I love it

andrej_NDC · 11-19-2006, 06:02 PM

I love this guy. lol

emthree · 11-19-2006, 06:04 PM

haha @ bro status

GonZo · 11-19-2006, 07:00 PM

No sushi for you!

crocop · 11-19-2006, 07:03 PM

lol, thats great

now the question is: if i buy a drink for someone at a show and throw it on them will i still be a good guy? since i did buy the drink in the 1st place?

MaddCaz · 11-19-2006, 07:03 PM

heere we goooooo

starpimps · 11-19-2006, 07:04 PM

damn thank god i didnt lose my bro status id be lost without it

MaddCaz · 11-19-2006, 07:06 PM

this is kinda how we chill tho...

Tempest · 11-19-2006, 07:14 PM

GooSearch · 11-19-2006, 07:14 PM

i never got my button when i sent in my app for The Eternal Brotherhood of Porn Webmasters Without Ethics

who do i need to talk to ?? anyone ?

Kimo · 11-19-2006, 08:36 PM

fuck zango

marketsmart · 11-19-2006, 08:47 PM

yep, fuck zango....

minusonebit · 11-19-2006, 08:52 PM

hahaha, best post of the year award goes here.

Mutt · 11-19-2006, 10:17 PM

PleasurePays always on top of his game!

Jman · 11-19-2006, 10:19 PM

Awe man talk abotu fucking CREATIVITY!!!

Fucking GREAT Post ;-)

Martin · 11-19-2006, 10:30 PM

hehe.. good stuff..

teksonline · 11-19-2006, 10:32 PM

Ugh this is actually pretty sad and pathetic little post, and you are obviously clueless if you think zango is anything but a small possible loss of a sale. Of course, you are clueless because you obviously have no traffic.

What's 5% of 500,000 uniques per day? 25000?
what's 25,000 divided by 2000?

company was losing 12 sales per day to zango, well not no more, all directed to the trashbin now

12 sales a day is probably what you dream of having...

sorry you only have 50 hits a day, but if thats the case, you should be even more concerned

Mutt · 11-19-2006, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teksonline

Ugh this is actually pretty sad and pathetic little post, and you are obviously clueless if you think zango is anything but a small possible loss of a sale. Of course, you are clueless because you obviously have no traffic.

What's 5% of 500,000 uniques per day? 25000?
what's 25,000 divided by 2000?

company was losing 12 sales per day to zango, well not no more, all directed to the trashbin now

12 sales a day is probably what you dream of having...

sorry you only have 50 hits a day, but if thats the case, you should be even more concerned

you are funnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

off to bed with ya now timmy, school day tomorrow!

he-fox · 11-19-2006, 10:39 PM

first class irony

LiveDose · 11-19-2006, 10:44 PM

fidelio.

teksonline · 11-19-2006, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

you are funnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

off to bed with ya now timmy, school day tomorrow!

Yeah, it's a school day, where I teach you how to run a site.. be sure to be there bright and early... i'll show you how to tail the logs of all zango traffic so you can get off by gagging on your own fucking spit

will76 · 11-19-2006, 11:03 PM

FUCK. I just sent in my $2.95 for this years membership dues.

will76 · 11-19-2006, 11:06 PM

BTW, major announcements next week. What do you want for christmas?

(please let me have bro status back, or even junior bro. anything, I want to matter! If i buy a new sports car will that help? )

Webby · 11-19-2006, 11:08 PM

Ya got that terminology 100% Pleasurepays

I was never anyone's friggin "bro" and "i met him at a show, he bought me some drinks" is the reason it can be droll attending webmaster meets. Can ya imagine any other industry that uses that crass dialog or judge others as being "top notch" and "stand up guys" depending on the drinks at a show?

PS Sure.. can see the diplomatic corp calling each other "bro" blah.. "May I introduce you to my dear Bro, the High Commissioner to Tuvalu and his sidekick, the Chargé d'affaires? They are both stand up guys and run a top notch operation shaving the UN AID's program and selling second-user condoms"

will76 · 11-19-2006, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teksonline

Ugh this is actually pretty sad and pathetic little post, and you are obviously clueless if you think zango is anything but a small possible loss of a sale. Of course, you are clueless because you obviously have no traffic.

What's 5% of 500,000 uniques per day? 25000?
what's 25,000 divided by 2000?

company was losing 12 sales per day to zango, well not no more, all directed to the trashbin now

12 sales a day is probably what you dream of having...

sorry you only have 50 hits a day, but if thats the case, you should be even more concerned

I think someone is applying for Big Bro Status.

EBORG9 · 11-19-2006, 11:09 PM

Thou art a brilliant scribe.

fuzebox · 11-20-2006, 12:01 AM

I never got the "bought me drinks at a show" thing... Half the time the bars are free, and sure the other half of the time people take turns buying rounds. I've bought hundreds of drinks for friends and they've done the same, it's called being courteous and sociable...

studiocritic · 11-20-2006, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

I never got the "bought me drinks at a show" thing... Half the time the bars are free, and sure the other half of the time people take turns buying rounds. I've bought hundreds of drinks for friends and they've done the same, it's called being courteous and sociable...

i suggest you watch what you say.. flaunting your bro status is grounds for revocation.

will76 · 11-20-2006, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

I never got the "bought me drinks at a show" thing... Half the time the bars are free, and sure the other half of the time people take turns buying rounds. I've bought hundreds of drinks for friends and they've done the same, it's called being courteous and sociable...

Bro man law #1 never let the others know most of the drinks you buy are free. (strike 1 against you).

I wouldn't be bragging you bought so many drinks unless you can get at least 3 bros to back up that statement. It is one thing to buy a couple drinks, but hundreds of drinks is a bold statement that needs 3 bros to verify.

We need to hear:

Yeah bro, you bought half the bar drinks at that party (x3).

martinsc · 11-20-2006, 01:51 AM

fuck zango.

madawgz · 11-20-2006, 01:53 AM

that was creative

CDSmith · 11-20-2006, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

Joint statement by the following adult webmaster organizations:

~ The Eternal Brotherhood of Porn Webmasters Without Ethics
~ The Committee For Useless Message Board Contests as a Distraction
~ The United Union of Wannabe Sycophants
~ The North American Board Whore Foundation
~ Contest Post Bots
~ The Organized Committee for Ethical and Responsible Shaving

And

~ Leroy Picklepoo, Author of the best selling books
"Hey man, it was a rogue employee! and other great excuses",
"So what, we all shave, its the size of the check that matters"
&
"You ARE your post count"

Dear Fellow Webmasters,

We would like to announce that Will76 has had his "bro status" fully revoked by the industry elite. From this moment on, he will no longer be referred to as a "stand up guy" who is "running a top notch operation" by our members and associates. No member or associate shall blindly rush to his defense no matter how bad he fucks up, ignore the facts and just babble on about how wonderful he is and what a great friend. No member or associate shall make comments on his achievements, status, or wealth in a positive light and under no circumstances will any member ever... ever say in Wills defense "hey man, i met him at a show, he bought me some drinks, i really like him. great guy!"

From this moment on, we shall do what we can to call his credibility into question for his rediculous outing of the unfortuneate "adware collisions" which may or may not, allegedly, in some rare cases (if at all), result in the potential and possible loss (we feel its an incalculably small loss) of what might be considered a "sale" which some might feel (and possibly wrongly so) should be credited to the webmaster (who probably didn't deserve it anyway) which as we all know, Lars clarified that the sponsor is "forced" to do.

A Warm, Sincere, Heart Felt Thank You,
From Affiliate Programs Everywhere

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Shoehorn! · 11-20-2006, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

I never got the "bought me drinks at a show" thing... Half the time the bars are free, and sure the other half of the time people take turns buying rounds. I've bought hundreds of drinks for friends and they've done the same, it's called being courteous and sociable...

I think I got an extra drink once and carried it over to where you were standing and handed it to you, doesn't that count for anything?

chaze · 11-20-2006, 02:02 AM

Wooow this is serious

alan-l · 11-20-2006, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teksonline

Ugh this is actually pretty sad and pathetic little post, and you are obviously clueless if you think zango is anything but a small possible loss of a sale. Of course, you are clueless because you obviously have no traffic.

What's 5% of 500,000 uniques per day? 25000?
what's 25,000 divided by 2000?

company was losing 12 sales per day to zango, well not no more, all directed to the trashbin now

12 sales a day is probably what you dream of having...

sorry you only have 50 hits a day, but if thats the case, you should be even more concerned

man, are you serious or just trying to be funny? you got me lost here

marko13 · 11-20-2006, 03:30 AM

that isn't right....

darksoul · 11-20-2006, 03:39 AM

muhaha,
pretty much sums it up

en21 · 11-20-2006, 03:42 AM

so will76 is the bad guy now???
I Am so lost

Brujah · 11-20-2006, 05:04 AM

That was great.

will76 · 11-20-2006, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by en21

so will76 is the bad guy now???
I Am so lost

I lost my bro status. All of the people who matter have kicked me out of their club for the industry elite.

if you are still wondering, we are just being funny.

will76 · 11-20-2006, 06:26 PM

I am keeping my Bros patch.

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Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	Will76 - A Special Announcement From The Industry Elite Joint statement by the following adult webmaster organizations: ~ The Eternal Brotherhood of Porn Webmasters Without Ethics ~ The Committee For Useless Message Board Contests as a Distraction ~ The United Union of Wannabe Sycophants ~ The North American Board Whore Foundation ~ Contest Post Bots ~ The Organized Committee for Ethical and Responsible Shaving And ~ Leroy Picklepoo, Author of the best selling books "Hey man, it was a rogue employee! and other great excuses", "So what, we all shave, its the size of the check that matters" & "You ARE your post count" Dear Fellow Webmasters, We would like to announce that Will76 has had his "bro status" fully revoked by the industry elite. From this moment on, he will no longer be referred to as a "stand up guy" who is "running a top notch operation" by our members and associates. No member or associate shall blindly rush to his defense no matter how bad he fucks up, ignore the facts and just babble on about how wonderful he is and what a great friend. No member or associate shall make comments on his achievements, status, or wealth in a positive light and under no circumstances will any member ever... ever say in Wills defense "hey man, i met him at a show, he bought me some drinks, i really like him. great guy!" From this moment on, we shall do what we can to call his credibility into question for his rediculous outing of the unfortuneate "adware collisions" which may or may not, allegedly, in some rare cases (if at all), result in the potential and possible loss (we feel its an incalculably small loss) of what might be considered a "sale" which some might feel (and possibly wrongly so) should be credited to the webmaster (who probably didn't deserve it anyway) which as we all know, Lars clarified that the sponsor is "forced" to do. A Warm, Sincere, Heart Felt Thank You, From Affiliate Programs Everywhere

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	hahaha well written and witty.

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minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	hahaha, best post of the year award goes here.

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teksonline So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At My Desk Posts: 2,904	Ugh this is actually pretty sad and pathetic little post, and you are obviously clueless if you think zango is anything but a small possible loss of a sale. Of course, you are clueless because you obviously have no traffic. What's 5% of 500,000 uniques per day? 25000? what's 25,000 divided by 2000? company was losing 12 sales per day to zango, well not no more, all directed to the trashbin now 12 sales a day is probably what you dream of having... sorry you only have 50 hits a day, but if thats the case, you should be even more concerned

11-19-2006, 10:39 PM	#28
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11-19-2006, 11:08 PM	#33
Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	Ya got that terminology 100% Pleasurepays I was never anyone's friggin "bro" and "i met him at a show, he bought me some drinks" is the reason it can be droll attending webmaster meets. Can ya imagine any other industry that uses that crass dialog or judge others as being "top notch" and "stand up guys" depending on the drinks at a show? PS Sure.. can see the diplomatic corp calling each other "bro" blah.. "May I introduce you to my dear Bro, the High Commissioner to Tuvalu and his sidekick, the Chargé d'affaires? They are both stand up guys and run a top notch operation shaving the UN AID's program and selling second-user condoms" __________________ XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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11-20-2006, 12:01 AM	#36
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,081	I never got the "bought me drinks at a show" thing... Half the time the bars are free, and sure the other half of the time people take turns buying rounds. I've bought hundreds of drinks for friends and they've done the same, it's called being courteous and sociable...

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