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(felis madjewicus)
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Mayors Money: Are you fucking serious?
I don't know if this sort of thing helps you to gain the interest of your affiliates or what, but it's not doing anything to turn me on. Just because I haven't sent you any traffic yet, doesn't mean I don't intend to. I don't appreciate getting emails like this, especially from what is supposed to at least come off as a legit business. I've been working on getting my sites together, it can't have been more than a week or so since I signed up anyways. I mean, it's not offensive, or really a pain or anything, it's just straight up stupid, and I really don't know what to think of it...
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I think it is rather clever and funny and probably more effective than the usual blah blah...
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Some rough love
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sounds like customer emails I send out.
Hell man he gave you a picture of his wife!! |
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Man you need a sence of humour
Someone who has been around as long as mike has seen everything I just think he was trying to help you in a way that was light harted fun. Could be worse you could signup and then they dont try and help you at all.
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:lol: thats awesome.
I signed up when they were brand new and didnt send a click till last week, guess I just missed my email? lol
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Let's do some business!
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I send all of my customers pictures of me having sexual intercourse with their spouse.
For some reason I get a lot of hate mail. :-/
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That is a great Email
![]() Make me want to send some sales over there way. Way to get some luvin Mike. |
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I think you sign up for their program they have a right to send you emails to say well whats up we arent seeing anything from you.
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I got that a long time ago and laughed my ass off...I thought it was pretty smart marketing and a creative way to ask if there's anything they can do to help you get started without directly asking "is there anything we can do to get you started?"
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Life is short, don't take life to serious...
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Dude ,you really have no sence of humor do you.Everyone gets an email like that from them after signing up .If you dont start sending traffic immediately.I think its very clever.Out of all the e-mails you read and deleted today.Which one grabs your attention most.....
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I wouldn't be too mad if I got that email. All of MayorsMoney's emails are pretty humorous, I don't think it's really anything to be offended over.
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and the guys at mayors money have always worked great with me.
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I dunno, i'm not really mad or anything, I just read it and all that popped into my head was "What in the hell is the point of this?" It just didn't seem to have any at all. If I haven't sent any traffic yet, I haven't sent any traffic yet, and that's that. I don't really care, I just thought it was a little bit stupid.
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hahahhaha
thats a great email. very cool |
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BTW... should we not send you our Holiday basket with MayorsMoney lotion and tissues?
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better than the usual we have some new fhg's emails that I aways seem to get.
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That's a great mail!!!
Personality, personality, personality! |
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The email was effective then...you started a thread about it.
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/me shrugs. it just drew a total blank from me i guess. as far as i'm conerned the only time i want to hear from my sponsors is when they're sending me money. j/k. but if i have any questions, i'll be quick to ask them. i just don't like being pushed any. i'll start sending traffic when i feel like sending traffic. end of story. i'm busy, i have other things to do with myself than instantly sending traffic to every program i sign up for. i sign up for every program i see, i don't want an email from everyone of them asking me whats up. as far as i was concerned it was just more crap in my inbox i didn't want...
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I liked the email, but I never did send them more traffic. There never seems to be enough hours in the day to send traffic to all the programs you sign up for.
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hmm i thought it was a fairly clever way to say what was said without sounding like every other "dead-account email "
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You posted it here, so it must be working ;)
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Now that i've had some time to think on it, I'm pretty sure I was overreacting, but I still don't see the point in it, or really that much humour really. They might as well have been honest and said what they wanted to say "please start advertising and make us some money". In my own eyes, I would have taken them far more seriously. I mean, thats what we're all after right? Why sugarcoat it or fake any sort of interest in what I have to say? Apologees to MayorsMoney if they take this the wrong way, it just didn't really do anything for me. That being said, you should start getting some traffic soon, I put together a few Brooke Skye galleries the other day, which will be going up when my new sites go live over the next couple days...
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Alright you got me. I'm gonna sign up and sit tight till I get mine! That was hilarious! Hell I'm even gonna find a banner with a ref code first.
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good read lol
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1st of all the email is a classic...
The guy goes out of his way to write you a private message..Its not like everyone got the same email..you should consider yourself honored that he took the time to do it....i heard the guys got 30 employes or so but takes care of new affiliates himself...dam...got to repect that shit... man it would be an honor to meet him... |
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we used to send the "WACK PACK" ---a dvd and a roll of bounties....
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Mayor Rocks !!
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I can see where you're coming from...but at the same time, I think it has a lot to do with the fact that you haven't dealt with The Mayor that much yet. I don't think I have ever got an e-mail from Mayor that wasn't funny in some way or another. Case in point, make a sale and the e-mail you get ends with....
If you need anything don't forget to ask any MM team member you can find their contact info in the support area. If you're really bored or drunk call them and pretend to be an angry ex-lover at 3AM tonight. ...that always cracks me up. lol And oh yeah Mayor...I'll take naked pics of your wife anytime you wanna send them! |
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hahahahah, M is tight, hes cool.
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cool email!
surprised i didnt get something like that ..yet lol |
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