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Aikido Grand Master Vs MMA Fighter
Let me preface this by saying that the Aikido Kiai Master has this video where he's knocking out students left and right with a "NO TOUCH" fighting style.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tib2Urowsdc&NR The Aikido Master also says he has a 200-0 wins MMA/Vale Tudo, and that he bets 5 grand he can beat any MMA fighter. The beginning of this video has them signing the contracts. See what happens to Kiai Master Ryukerin https://youtube.com/watch?v=bQeUkUO5ZPo The opponent (Youger Guy) is a Karate Black Belt, and Brazillian Jiu Jitsu Purple Belt. Here is another video page of the beat down, scroll down to bottom of page. http://www.tanteifile.com/diary/2006...02/index2.html
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That was nasty, i guarantee that older guy went home and killed himself, since you could even see in the video, he thought he had it won before it even started
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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He didn't even need to use any of his BJJ... nice strikes
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LOL just goes to show you should never underestimate anybody.
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he beat up a old man wow lol
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That is why I am a lover and not a fighter. I love MMA, but I know my limits.
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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The no touch video has got to be the stupidest thing I've ever watched.
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This is fucking good
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No, he brought reality to a delusional old man, and his students.
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He got his ass handed to him!!!
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Here's more magic no touch https://youtube.com/watch?v=SoU90rk0XM0&NR
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Grandmaster uses the force ;)
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Bro... You are sooooo out of the loop on this one its not even funny...
Do you know what REALLY happened?
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The grandmaster was a HUGE odds on favorite to win this one.. Something like 16 to 1 odds...
Everyone who was everyone in Japan that day bet on the old Grandmaster to win.. Everyone knew he was hands down one of the most feared not just in Japan but one of the most feared men in the world. Everyone knew that it was a lock bet to bet on the Grandmaster... That is everyone but those in the know....... The BP4L was one of the FIRST to find out that the Grand Master was going to throw the fight.. He told all of us, including myself that he would throw it in the first round.. Him, his family, his friends, and myself all made a two bet parlay.. That he would KO and KO in the first round.. The odds were HUGE.. You can say even though he lost, he won in a big way! BP4L Baby! This guy aint stupid.. He just Grandmastered the system all the way to the Bank!
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edit: he was using the force on the first clip Ant posted ;)
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That video showed a down syndrome guy getting beat up by some guy in his pyjamas.
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Wax on...
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teaching people fantasy as self defense is "disrespectful" to anyone in martial arts. there was another idiot just like this one in the US that got interviewed by 60 minutes or someone... he got totally humiliated by the reporter and ultimately had to concede that "some are more succeptable than others" to let himself off the hook.
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Now if that guy took on a young in shape Aikido guy, then it would be interesting. |
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90% of what is being taught today as "martial arts" is anything but. ANYONE who trains day in and day out to kick, block and punch and believes in what they are doing should have NO problem in stepping out behind the building to test what they devote their life to with anyone who wants to. thats what fighting is all about. anything else is just "exercise" when you are calling yourself a "Grandmaster...." and getting as much PR as possible for what is obviously a fake "technique" that is impressing legions of kids who finally were able to distract themselves from fantasy role playing games to learn how to use "the force" -- then i have no problems with anyone calling it what it is. if its real.. he should have no problem getting in the ring and throwing people around with his "power" - instead, he got in the ring and promptly got knocked down by someone who looked to barely be an average fighter. the guy in the video is disrespecting martial arts imho. the guy who knocked him on his ass set things right. |
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What this Aikido guy does is pure BULLSHIDO. It's BULLSHIT Martial Arts that will get someone killed. Look what happened to him in a sport enviroment with referrees. There is only one reason to study a Martial Art. It is to win fighting. What this Aikido guy is teaching is Dungeons and Dragons Role Playing, or it's present day incarnation LARPING.
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It would be no different. Aikido guy would still lose. For crying out loud, the MMA guy GRABBED HIS WRIST!!! Aikido trains all it's techniques from the beginning by what? GRABBING THE WRIST. I should know. I have 2 years of it.
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I also want to point out Tony, that Aikido does NO LIVE SPARRING.
Everything you learn is THEORY, with no REAL WORLD APPLICATION. Look at how dumbfounded the Aikido Grand master was after he got hit in the face! Must have been the first time ever.
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![]() https://youtube.com/watch?v=qa1nzD-n25Q What did they do? The brought in BRAZILLIAN JIU JITSU guys in from Carlson Gracie Chicago for them to try their shit on. It failed. One of the BJJ guys brought in is a UFC MMA fighter by the name of Stephan Bonnar before he went Pro. Anything from George Dillman is bullshit, which is this guy's "Instructor"
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When I studied Kung FU in NYC ,200 pounds lighter lol. We were taught, to fight enough to get away and to come out of fight not hurt was more important than being bruce lee. Every school is different, I miss that school they were like a extended family. I think it was sad to beat up a old man. |
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"well yeah i felt it... you hit me!" |
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I understand mate. I'm sorry for going off the deep end. After reading that, it reminded me that I thought I was invincible with Aikido. I even did UKE for Shirata Shihan when he came to the US for a seminar and I was being thrown around 200lbs male, by a 130lbs 5 foot Japanese man. So yes, I know it first hand the cultlike mentatlity of Aikido. It's also the reason why I get so vehement about Martial Arts that are more like Cults than anything else. ![]()
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Lol, that invisible touch fighting was ridiculous.
That Aikido grand master got a grand beat down, that's for sure. |
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Old man got bitch slapped.
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damn that was a boring fight, took him down in like 3 punches.
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There are no bad styles, only bad teachers...
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Amen....
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Ah well, he brought shame to his family and all that...
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WTF is that? https://youtube.com/watch?v=SoU90rk0XM0&NR
Seriously, i don't get it. Did he "use the force" ? |
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This one is hella cool: https://youtube.com/watch?v=95TLE2cV6S4&NR
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philosophy vs strike force ;]
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I don't care what anyone says, that guy didn't go down on purpose
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that old dude hasnt been hit before i think.
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I wonder what the old man was thinking..... feel kinda bad for him.....
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Sorry, no pics of asian chicks in this thread, and it's about fighting.
So no reason for you to be in it.
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dude, what the hell is he using? this has to be fake, you can't just wave your arm and knock somebody over like that.
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this is not Aikido and this guy aint a master
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