Weird things you do when you're alone - GoFuckYourself.com

Tullian Zombie · 12-15-2006, 12:22 AM

I'm in a silly mood. Feel free to add your own!

1) I like to eat condensed Campbell's chicken noodle soup. I don't add water, I eat it as a solid. I grab a bowl, open the can, and plop! Sometimes I heat it up, sometimes I eat it cold.

2) I carry on conversations with my cat. She talks back too. No, not English, but I understand her all the same.

3) I love to sniff my clean laundry. I mean I really like it! I consider the subtle science of fabric softeners to be endlessly fascinating.

4) I like to take things apart to see how they work. Sometimes I can't get them back together though. I had to go buy a new phone once because of this.

5) I sing and dance around to 80's music during attacks of nostalgia for my teenage years. Any woman who was a teenage girl in the 80's WILL sing and dance to 'Like A Virgin' if it pops on the radio (if she's alone or if she thinks her man won't fall on his ass laughing at her). If she tells you otherwise, she's a damn liar!

6) I belch in a most unladylike fashion. Hey, I can produce some good ones too! Like window shattering quality! When I belch a good one, I sit back and say "yeah, buddy!"

Aren't I just a sweetie?

bizman2960 · 12-15-2006, 01:01 AM

I do the condensed Campbell's thing too. I use chicken rice in a coffee mug because I'm always at the computer and rice is easier to drink ;)

NinjaSteve · 12-15-2006, 01:03 AM

3) I love to sniff my clean laundry. I mean I really like it! I consider the subtle science of fabric softeners to be endlessly fascinating.

Hahahahaha. Okay. That's pretty funny. Do you use fabric softener too?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-15-2006, 01:13 AM

i listen to trance and enjoy it, but don't tell anyone i know that, i have to keep my image going here, i have a reputation to uphold, lol

sicone · 12-15-2006, 01:23 AM

you got me beat, thats for sure

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-15-2006, 01:37 AM

i finger my butthole in the shower

Kimo · 12-15-2006, 01:39 AM

i watch the OC

(not gay)

plz dont tell

bobby666 · 12-15-2006, 02:15 AM

i trie to open the lock of my chasitybelt, wiithout success :-(

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-15-2006, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo

i watch the OC

(not gay)

plz dont tell

i watched the first couple seasons, for a while it was one of the btter shows on tv (sad) i have detached myself from television and sold my soul to the internet now though...

madawgz · 12-15-2006, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madrox

i finger my butthole in the shower

while you jack it right?

CBytch · 12-15-2006, 02:24 AM

3) I love to sniff my clean laundry. I mean I really like it! I consider the subtle science of fabric softeners to be endlessly fascinating.

5) I sing and dance around to 80's music during attacks of nostalgia for my teenage years. Any woman who was a teenage girl in the 80's WILL sing and dance to 'Like A Virgin' if it pops on the radio (if she's alone or if she thinks her man won't fall on his ass laughing at her). If she tells you otherwise, she's a damn liar!

I'm guilty of both. I love the smell of my clean laundry. I use Gain and Downy Mountain Spring, what an awesome combo.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-15-2006, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

while you jack it right?

no, i don't jack off in the shower... takes to long

Star 69 · 12-15-2006, 03:34 AM

2) I carry on conversations with my cat. She talks back too. No, not English, but I understand her all the same.

en21 · 12-15-2006, 04:54 AM

jacking off... yeah

NemesiS876 · 12-15-2006, 04:58 AM

I play Flat Out 2 over again

karlm · 12-15-2006, 05:01 AM

I talk to myself

unocash · 12-15-2006, 05:10 AM

I talk to my cats also.. ;)

Mr. Romance · 12-15-2006, 05:12 AM

i talk to myself and when others are around as well

Mr. Romance

12-15-2006, 12:22 AM	#1
Tullian Zombie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Next door to Oz or ICQ 339-835-888 Posts: 302	Weird things you do when you're alone I'm in a silly mood. Feel free to add your own! 1) I like to eat condensed Campbell's chicken noodle soup. I don't add water, I eat it as a solid. I grab a bowl, open the can, and plop! Sometimes I heat it up, sometimes I eat it cold. 2) I carry on conversations with my cat. She talks back too. No, not English, but I understand her all the same. 3) I love to sniff my clean laundry. I mean I really like it! I consider the subtle science of fabric softeners to be endlessly fascinating. 4) I like to take things apart to see how they work. Sometimes I can't get them back together though. I had to go buy a new phone once because of this. 5) I sing and dance around to 80's music during attacks of nostalgia for my teenage years. Any woman who was a teenage girl in the 80's WILL sing and dance to 'Like A Virgin' if it pops on the radio (if she's alone or if she thinks her man won't fall on his ass laughing at her). If she tells you otherwise, she's a damn liar! 6) I belch in a most unladylike fashion. Hey, I can produce some good ones too! Like window shattering quality! When I belch a good one, I sit back and say "yeah, buddy!" Aren't I just a sweetie? __________________ The Smut Lady Women's erotica blog Slutty Devils Goth Hub

12-15-2006, 01:01 AM	#2
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NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	3) I love to sniff my clean laundry. I mean I really like it! I consider the subtle science of fabric softeners to be endlessly fascinating. Hahahahaha. Okay. That's pretty funny. Do you use fabric softener too? __________________ ...

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	i listen to trance and enjoy it, but don't tell anyone i know that, i have to keep my image going here, i have a reputation to uphold, lol Last edited by Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life; 12-15-2006 at 01:16 AM..

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CBytch Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 257	3) I love to sniff my clean laundry. I mean I really like it! I consider the subtle science of fabric softeners to be endlessly fascinating. 5) I sing and dance around to 80's music during attacks of nostalgia for my teenage years. Any woman who was a teenage girl in the 80's WILL sing and dance to 'Like A Virgin' if it pops on the radio (if she's alone or if she thinks her man won't fall on his ass laughing at her). If she tells you otherwise, she's a damn liar! I'm guilty of both. I love the smell of my clean laundry. I use Gain and Downy Mountain Spring, what an awesome combo. __________________ ICQ-46523581

12-15-2006, 03:34 AM	#13
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