"American Pie" star arrested after threats to sexually molest dog. - GoFuckYourself.com

SmokeyTheBear · 12-16-2006, 12:48 AM

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NEW YORK (Reuters) - Actress Natasha Lyonne, the star of "American Pie" accused of threatening to sexually molest a dog, turned herself in at a New York court on Friday.

A bench warrant was issued for her arrest in January after Lyonne, who has also appeared in "Blade," and "Scary Movie 2," missed four court hearings.

The 27-year-old faced a number of charges including criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after accusations she threatened to sexually molest her former neighbor's dog and ripped a mirror off the wall during a 2004 argument.

At the Manhattan Criminal Court appearance, drug counselor Heather Hayes said Lyonne had completed an in-patient drug program in February and continued to attend outpatient rehabilitation groups.

Judge Anthony Ferrara said the charges would be dropped if the actress stayed out of trouble for the next six months.

In the court complaint, Lyonne's former roommate claimed Lyonne trashed their apartment and then banged on a neighbor's door, rushed into that apartment and picked up her dog, telling the woman, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog."

Lyonne pleaded guilty in 2002 to driving under the influence of alcohol in Miami. She was fined, sentenced to six months probation and 50 hours community service

Wiggles · 12-16-2006, 12:50 AM

she was doing some heavy drugs awhile back, i saw a few pics, most didnt even recognize her.

starpimps · 12-16-2006, 12:51 AM

lol i always knew she had a penis!

tapatio · 12-16-2006, 12:54 AM

RawAlex · 12-16-2006, 12:55 AM

"I'm going to sexually molest your dog." - why do I think those aren't the actual words used?

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The Ghost · 12-16-2006, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

"I'm going to sexually molest your dog." - why do I think those aren't the actual words used?

It was probably something along the lines of "I am going to FUCKING kill your dog!"

Besides, I have a hard time believing "threatening" to sexually molest a dog is against the law. Last time I heard dogs were property. So she was arrested for threatening to molest someone else's property?

The whole thing is silly.

Turboface · 12-16-2006, 01:16 AM

The dog was asking for it.

BIGTYMER · 12-16-2006, 01:21 AM

SlamDesigns · 12-16-2006, 01:23 AM

Wait, hold up....you mean now dogs are getting better ass than I'm getting? WTF?

madawgz · 12-16-2006, 01:40 AM

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wow, she looks FUCKED UP now!

Evil1 · 12-16-2006, 01:46 AM

i was so expecting to hear stifler was the dog fucker

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unocash · 12-16-2006, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil1

i was so expecting to hear stifler was the dog fucker

Thats what i was thinking too.. he practically did it in the movie.. LOL

Vitasoy · 12-16-2006, 06:00 AM

Damn she has gotten rocked bottom.

Theo · 12-16-2006, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

wow, she looks FUCKED UP now!

yeah fuck,she's like having 5 more years of life wtf

DaddyHalbucks · 12-16-2006, 08:48 AM

Do you think she was dipping into "celebrity dust?"

ready lube · 12-16-2006, 10:42 AM

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telling the woman, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog."

mattz · 12-16-2006, 10:51 AM

she's a tranny?

Ohface · 12-16-2006, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

wow, she looks FUCKED UP now!

Yuuup.

TCAP · 12-16-2006, 06:37 PM

Wow I didn't think she was still alive.

Adult Search Results · 12-16-2006, 06:38 PM

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TheShaft · 12-16-2006, 06:43 PM

lol.. she was a freaky bitch on all the American pie movies.. didnt know she was fucked up in real life lol..

Phoenix · 12-16-2006, 06:48 PM

drugs are vab mmmkay

QuaWee · 12-16-2006, 06:59 PM

damn crackwhore

TheShaft · 12-16-2006, 07:02 PM

My thoughts exactly.

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needlive · 12-16-2006, 07:02 PM

In that neighbour situation I don't see the reason why she would have wanted to molest the dog...these stories show the dark side of Hollywood it seems to me...

KrisKross · 12-17-2006, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by QuaWee

damn crackwhore

Actually, I think she's in to heroin.

Klen · 12-17-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by KrisKross

Actually, I think she's in to heroin.

No kidding.What else you can except from actress which acting in such bad movies.

TG Rebecca · 12-17-2006, 03:05 PM

ugh, i was never really a fan of hers anyways. :/

Bake · 12-17-2006, 05:02 PM

She should have done the porn celeb tape thing 5 years ago

reynold · 12-17-2006, 06:01 PM

That's one nasty crackwhore, I should say..

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