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Old 01-07-2007, 03:24 PM   #151
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UH yeah they should .. I have worked physically as a perfomer in thousands of scenes and more specifiaclly on cumonherface.com on more than one occasion .. and everyone .. absolutly everyone is tested and tested again prior to engaging in any type of performing in adult content .. this isn't about "joins" and "revshares".. this is about dieing ..
YOu need to realize though man, this is a private party... Not some photoshoot...

People have unprotected sex all the time man. You cant police it..

ITs a party dude.. Not a shooting for a film. Its just to have fun.

Its not a formal thing dude.
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Old 01-07-2007, 03:32 PM   #152
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Despite the recent distaste and disapproval for this party, the BP4L will still be a sponsor for this event. As I hope the other sponsors will be.

We feel it to be a valuable gathering for webmasters affiliate owners, and people alike to network and have some fun in a setting that is not only safe and fun but memorable for years to come.

It will be a great gathering im sure. Personally I will not be partaking in the festivities, but I will be there for the food and the pre-event gathering as well as sponsoring the event along with a handful of others..

I am sure this will be the party to be at for 2007 Internext.

Dont miss out.

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Old 01-07-2007, 05:10 PM   #153
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Ill still be there.

Anal Hobbit. Dont let the haters bring you down. They are obviously full of shit and just trying to start trouble. Ive never heard of these silly UK people.

Im sure they are fakes.
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:27 PM   #154
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Ill still be there.

Anal Hobbit. Dont let the haters bring you down. They are obviously full of shit and just trying to start trouble. Ive never heard of these silly UK people.

Im sure they are fakes.

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Old 01-08-2007, 12:52 PM   #155
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Well thats interesting guys! This is in fact Lucy who has never left England before in her life!! This photo was taken for my site, and was taken by me!

As I have a bukkake site I feel able to put you straight on a few things. (By the way because of how bad it is I no longer do bukkake parties)

1, True, in Japan the 'models' dont actually give the guys oral, but in many cases now in the UK and lots of other cum sites, the girls do.

2, even with no oral contact, HIV and other diseases can be transmitted by the cum getting into the girls eyes, nose, mouth etc.

3, Eyes are VERY sensitive and its easier to catch something that way than through sex or oral contact.

Anyone who thinks its perfectly safe to pop along and cum on a girl when they have something 'dodgy' but it will be ok as you wont be shagging her......think again guys!!

Sorry just my as it got me angry that someone was using my photo claiming it to be taken by them

(p.s for the evidence visit my site and you will see this girl on there)

I know for a fact that this pic was taken at the Bukkake party at INTERNEXT two years ago..

How???????

Becasue I took the Pic.

YOu are full of shit Rachel..
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:22 PM   #156
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Should be a great event!!


Sponsors have already steped up. Much of our cost including food, panchos, and model fees have been taken care of!

Still room for more banner space in the room!

Should be an event to remember!

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Old 01-08-2007, 02:02 PM   #157
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UH yeah they should .. I have worked physically as a perfomer in thousands of scenes and more specifiaclly on cumonherface.com on more than one occasion .. and everyone .. absolutly everyone is tested and tested again prior to engaging in any type of performing in adult content .. this isn't about "joins" and "revshares".. this is about dieing ..

Do you think dying is going through any whore's mind when they are given a wad of cash to take a bunch of loads on the face?


Probably not. If they aren't worried about it, why should anyone else be? Don't tell me it's because you care...
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Old 01-08-2007, 02:05 PM   #158
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How much would it be to give each webmaster a card of mine as they enter the door?


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[QUOTE=Anal Hobbit;11687898]Should be a great event!!


Sponsors have already steped up. Much of our cost including food, panchos, and model fees have been taken care of!

Still room for more banner space in the room!

Should be an event to remember!
QUOTE]


Ooh i feel honoured now you are using a Banner I made using photos of ME! I have been to vegas but not to one of your little parties.!

Oh and if you give me your affiliate ID I will increase your percentage payout on MY site cumqueenrachel since you are using MY Photo to promote YOUR Party!!!
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[QUOTE=Anal Hobbit;11687898]Should be a great event!!


Sponsors have already steped up. Much of our cost including food, panchos, and model fees have been taken care of!

Still room for more banner space in the room!

Should be an event to remember!
[QUOTE]


Ooh i feel honoured now you are using a Banner I made using photos of ME! I have been to vegas but not to one of your little parties.!

Oh and if you give me your affiliate ID I will increase your percentage payout on MY site cumqueenrachel since you are using MY Photo to promote YOUR Party!!!
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Old 01-08-2007, 02:23 PM   #161
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I know for a fact that this pic was taken at the Bukkake party at INTERNEXT two years ago..

How???????

Becasue I took the Pic.

YOu are full of shit Rachel..
Oh really?! Strange that this girl is actually a friend of mine who a) Doesnt know where America is let alone Vegas! and b) doesnt have a passport so cant leave the UK!

It was taken by ME and MY party in London UK!
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Old 01-08-2007, 04:58 PM   #162
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Sounds like a good time! We did a party like this the last two years in Vegas and I can tell you that getting a webmaster that will actually do this isn't easy. Ram stepped it up for us and made the party!
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Old 01-08-2007, 05:17 PM   #163
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http://cumqueenrachel.com/ and http://UK-Bukkake.com are hot! It will be one hell of a party if Rach and the ladies are there ;)
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Old 01-08-2007, 05:24 PM   #164
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http://cumqueenrachel.com/ and http://UK-Bukkake.com are hot! It will be one hell of a party if Rach and the ladies are there ;)


Yep they will probably be there!! We are in talks with them now..

They are playing hard to get.

But $$ talks.. And we have the sponsors behind us.
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Old 01-08-2007, 05:58 PM   #165
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BREAKING NEWS: BUKKAKE SCAM UNCOVERED

This has all been a hoax orchestrated by Anal Hobbit to get everyone to show up only to find that there was no model booked afterall, and then while he has everyone standing there with their cocks in their hand, he is going to volunteer to be the bukkake girl, and therefore fulfill one of his sordid fantasies.

P.S. I'll pay $5 for the pictures...

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Old 01-09-2007, 01:03 AM   #166
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Haa! Good one..

This is going to be the party of the year.
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Old 01-09-2007, 01:13 AM   #167
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fuck send me a invite I'm there sounds awesome to me
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Old 01-09-2007, 01:14 AM   #168
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Old 01-09-2007, 01:46 AM   #170
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Old 01-09-2007, 09:10 AM   #171
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i think this thread is for shit n giggles . .

but if it ain't . . at least use some pics YOU took bro
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Old 01-09-2007, 09:59 AM   #172
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Yep they will probably be there!! We are in talks with them now..

They are playing hard to get.

But $$ talks.. And we have the sponsors behind us.


OK OK you guys have twisted my arm! I, Rachel, from uk-bukkake, will be there to host the party of the year at Internext!!

Its going to cost though so sign up to my affiliate program NOW to make yourself loads of extra cash to bring and spend in VEGAS BABY!!

oH Im so excited I cant wait now!!
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:12 AM   #173
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Talk about taking one for/from the team...you got spunk!



Post pix please so that people can print them out for target practice use.

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OK OK you guys have twisted my arm! I, Rachel, from uk-bukkake, will be there to host the party of the year at Internext!!

Its going to cost though so sign up to my affiliate program NOW to make yourself loads of extra cash to bring and spend in VEGAS BABY!!

oH Im so excited I cant wait now!!

There ya go!!


Rachel is there to help host!! This is going to be the party of they year!!

Everyone sign up for her program now.. See how much fun bukkake can be and see how much $$ can be made!

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Old 01-09-2007, 11:30 AM   #175
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Old 01-09-2007, 11:54 AM   #176
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Yep they will probably be there!! We are in talks with them now..

They are playing hard to get.

But $$ talks.. And we have the sponsors behind us.
Dude, I take it all back, your negotiational skills rock - this party is going to be the talking point of the Internext -respect
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Old 01-09-2007, 12:16 PM   #177
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Oh man that chick isn't even that good looking


I'm saving my jar and my spooge for something hot
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I'm sure Rachel is disappointed to hear that...



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Old 01-09-2007, 01:01 PM   #179
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THE PONCHOS ARRIVED TODAY!!

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Slide me in... I could care less about the bukkake, but you never know what business opps could come up. Just keep those things pointed away from me.
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Old 01-09-2007, 02:58 PM   #182
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just because you've not been invited... :P
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Can I go?
You're the new homo, right?

Hmmm...not sure why you would want to participate (except to scout out new cock to plunder)...

Anyway, I'm sure there is some sort of Man-Law (the straight version) about this, like Don't Cross Swords with Teh Ghey at a straight bukkake party, but I'm not certain.

Does Anal Hobbitt or one of the sponsors have an answer?

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Oh really?! Strange that this girl is actually a friend of mine who a) Doesnt know where America is let alone Vegas! and b) doesnt have a passport so cant leave the UK!

It was taken by ME and MY party in London UK!
ummm how dumb can a person be?
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Excellent!!

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Yes..

Come visit me at the Silvercash booth..

We will be organizing the event from there.
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Should participants still bring hip waders, or at the very least galoshes, or are those being provided as well?

Personally, I'm packing my own diving mask and snorkel in case things start getting Gallagher in the front rows...



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So how do we get in? Are there passes??

We just hit you guys up at the SILVERCASH booth then??
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Etiquette Tips for the Bukkake Party







This may be the first time that many of you have attended a Bukkake Party, so I thought I should share some Bukakke Etiquette Tips I found:

Concerned writes: What sort of gift is customary for a guest to give to a bukkake party hostess? Wine? Cheese? Visine? I do not want to appear ungrateful for the pleasure of whacking off on this kind woman's face. Please advise.

Gentle Reader: Proper etiquette for a Bukkake party is very important.

First of all, just like there are several sets of silver for a proper dinner party, there should be several sets of towels for a proper Bukkake party. Never use one of the sweat towels for spooge, and never use one of the spooge towels for sweat. That is considered very gauche. When setting a proper table, the spooge towels should be on the left; the sweat towels on the right. Never leave the used towels on the same table as the unused towels. That is considered very rude.

Second, it is bad form to shoot spooge on anyone other than the guest of honor. This is considered so rude that it is still considered just cause for being challenged to a duel.

Third, it is acceptable to bring a small gift, like flowers or wine, but never bring white wine. The proper wine for this occaision is red wine. (Who knows what the white wine would be confused with. Then again, who knows what red wine would be confused with.) A good bottle of Merlot will suffice.

Fourth, it is considered bad form to comment about the physique of other people at the party, and never stare if someone is inadvertently violating the rules of etiquette. Always thank your hostess when you are done. Then, step away and make room for the next guest. Never barf on the hostess.

When setting up snacks and the like at a Bukakke party, never serve custard. Also, never serve anything with mayonaise.

We hope these helpful hints will be useful for your next party.

Concerned writes: Thank you for clearing up my bukkake etiquette question. I am think about bringing our lovely hostess a nice mouth funnel as a gift. I have a few additional questions as well:

1) Is it considered proper to bring a date to a bukkake? I truly feel that a man and a woman should share in each others hobbies.

2) If two men arrive wearing the same full face wrestling mask is the one who arrived last required to remove his mask or may they both still wear matching masks?

3) If (hypothetically) I was a premature ejaculator would I be assigned a preferential spot in line?

4) Would it be considered bad taste to wave a John 3:16 sign in front of the web cam?

Gentle Reader:

Is it proper to take a date to a Bukkake party? That depends upon whether your date is going to be participating. After all, if this were a dinner party, and the hostess prepared a certain amount for everyone to eat, it would be quite impolite to bring a date without so informing the hostess.

In like manner, at a Bukkake party, if everyone brought a date, the hostess would have no way of knowing if there's enough to go around. So Miss Manners frowns on uninvited guests, unless you ask your hostess ahead of time.

I understand the embarrassment that must arise when two male guests wear the same wrestling mask.

I believe that when attending a proper Bukkake party, you should always bring two masks in case this embarrassing situation arises. Further, a proper hostess for a Bukkake party should always have several wrestling or ski masks out on the table in case of this sort of fashion emergency. I always prefer floral prints for the wrestling masks at my parties.

If you are a premature ejaculator, proper manners require that you ask the other attendees if you can go first. This may also make it easier for the hostess, thereby lightening her work load.

Regarding the John 3:16 sign, that would not be improper, but you should not cite any biblical verses concerning the second coming, as there may be some attendees at the bukkake party that might find that sacreligious, and therefore impolite.

Lastly, I remind all gentle readers: don't drink and drive when attending a bukkake party. If you have any other sticky questions concerning proper etiquette and behavior at a bukakke party, please write.

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