1 in 4 (Dumb) Americans Think Jesus Christ Will Return in 2007 - GoFuckYourself.com

minusonebit · 12-31-2006, 02:49 PM

Oh well, I guess there would have to be a Jesus before he could come back. Shows just how easy it is to fool most of the people most of the time.

This is among the findings of an Associated Press-AOL News poll that asked Americans to gaze into their crystal balls and contemplate what 2007 holds for the country.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20061231/D8MBQIFO0.html

stickyfingerz · 12-31-2006, 02:58 PM

Ya I cant stand it when people believe things that are nuts......

Dagwolf · 12-31-2006, 03:06 PM

Sure, why not?

12-31-2006, 03:11 PM

Even if Jesus did come back, at this day and age, nobody would believe him and people will simply brush him off as a nut :P

woj · 12-31-2006, 03:15 PM

amazing

Paul Markham · 12-31-2006, 03:17 PM

Where the fuck did I put my hammers and nails.

Never trust the fucking Italians if you want a job done properly.

stev0 · 12-31-2006, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Where the fuck did I put my hammers and nails.

Never trust the fucking Italians if you want a job done properly.

hahaha, too funny.

StickyGreen · 12-31-2006, 03:19 PM

Jesus is dead. Ain't no coming back from that...

RaiDeN · 12-31-2006, 05:07 PM

jesus aint dead, he never lived.. well he lived just as vivid as harry potter..
nothing more then a good novel folks.

baddog · 12-31-2006, 05:13 PM

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The telephone poll of 1,000 adults . .

Oh yeah, that should be pretty accurate. We all know the 1,000 people that agreed to a telephone poll are the top of the gene pool too.

baddog · 12-31-2006, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RaiDeN

jesus aint dead, he never lived..

Only an idiot would deny His existence. If you want to doubt if he was the Son of God, fine; but to say he never existed shows how little you know.

Are you suggesting Abraham, David, Moses, Caesar, Herod, John, Paul, Matthew, Judas never existed either?

BlueWire · 12-31-2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by RaiDeN

jesus aint dead, he never lived.. well he lived just as vivid as harry potter..
nothing more then a good novel folks.

The question is not whether or not there ever was a Jesus of Nazareth. The question is if he was or was not the son of God. Or for some; if there is or is not a God.

But saying Jesus never existed is retarted. Thats no more of an accurate statement than those saying there never was a holocaust.

minusonebit · 12-31-2006, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Only an idiot would deny His existence. If you want to doubt if he was the Son of God, fine; but to say he never existed shows how little you know.

Are you suggesting Abraham, David, Moses, Caesar, Herod, John, Paul, Matthew, Judas never existed either?

What I meant by never existed was never existed as gods. Of course there are people with the name who exist(ed) both then and now.

Lazonby · 12-31-2006, 05:47 PM

Seems like the Iranians do too, since Jesus will accompany the Mahdi when he comes down to Earth to slay all the unbelievers, starting with the Israelis.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/ar...TICLE_ID=53577

aico · 12-31-2006, 05:54 PM

Yah, us crazy stupid Americans with our Pope...

Webby · 12-31-2006, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

1 in 4 (Dumb) Americans Think Jesus Christ Will Return in 2007

This is where ya wish math were wrong - that's 25%, - sadly.

So... looks like there is one massive deficiency in braincells and an even more massive sense of insecurity

I'll avoid the cliche statement about dumb nationalities - it's too blantant already simply by reading GFY - and it's comforting to think some US folks are at least sane.

Bet this will end up as an attempt at a serious thread on GFY with a few dumb Americans trying to communicate *LOL*

Yngwie · 12-31-2006, 06:00 PM

or course he will. He's trying to cross the Mexico border as we speak. he'll be here soon and working at your local Burger King.

CyberHustler · 12-31-2006, 06:11 PM

I heard NORAD was going to track him... good shit!

Mr Pheer · 12-31-2006, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Yah, us crazy stupid Americans with our Pope...

when did we get a Pope?

lazycash · 12-31-2006, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

Even if Jesus did come back, at this day and age, nobody would believe him and people will simply brush him off as a nut :P

Guess you don't really understand the Christian view of Christ's return. If the biblical rapture did occur, you wouldn't be able to brush Jesus off.

aico · 12-31-2006, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

when did we get a Pope?

That was my point...

lazycash · 12-31-2006, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

Oh well, I guess there would have to be a Jesus before he could come back. Shows just how easy it is to fool most of the people most of the time.

This is among the findings of an Associated Press-AOL News poll that asked Americans to gaze into their crystal balls and contemplate what 2007 holds for the country.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20061231/D8MBQIFO0.html

This just in, a recent Gallup poll found 1 dumb American who doesn't believe Saddam was hung.

Catalyst · 12-31-2006, 06:37 PM

the whole fucking world is crazy.. ohh well.. just means more fun for me.

CDSmith · 12-31-2006, 06:51 PM

I hope he does come back. I wanna have a chat with him about my sucky lotto picks, and why I haven't won the big one yet.

KingK7 · 12-31-2006, 07:04 PM

Happy New Year to Jesus!

KingK7 · 12-31-2006, 07:09 PM

Jesus has already come back.
Donny is choking on his cock as we speak.

notabook · 12-31-2006, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by KingK7

Jesus has already come back.
Donny is choking on his cock as we speak.

I hear every time Jesus chokes someone with his cock, an angel gets its wings.

dynastoned · 12-31-2006, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Oh yeah, that should be pretty accurate. We all know the 1,000 people that agreed to a telephone poll are the top of the gene pool too.

juicybucks2 · 12-31-2006, 07:25 PM

omg, surely they should contact 1000 sane people

QuaWee · 12-31-2006, 08:00 PM

Wow, people have no respect for other people's religions.

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Lazonby Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,262	Seems like the Iranians do too, since Jesus will accompany the Mahdi when he comes down to Earth to slay all the unbelievers, starting with the Israelis. http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/ar...TICLE_ID=53577

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aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Yah, us crazy stupid Americans with our Pope...

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KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Happy New Year to Jesus!

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KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Jesus has already come back. Donny is choking on his cock as we speak.

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