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edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

We are talking about Paul here.

Well, all I'm saying is that *I* wouldn't want to be in the shoes of *someone* who posted what is, in effect, a spam post disguised (thinly) as something informative .. who was then revealed to have been bragging about joins when, in fact, joins were not possible.

I'm not specifically talking about any ONE particular individual who may or may not have misrepresented success or sales, and I ESPECIALLY wouldn't find it amusing, considering their "I'm so much better than EVERYONE and you SUCK for not being me" attitude. Not me, no.

candyflip · 01-04-2007, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Axeman

Gotta be a tight profit margin on $5 non recurring sales. How hard are you upselling inside?

I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have any aside from those referring to his "big paysite".

Remember who you're talking to here.

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

someone has WAY too much time on their hands

You know that you can change that to suit your tastes, yes? i.e.:

http://baddog.justgotowned.com

borked · 01-04-2007, 11:27 AM

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have any aside from those referring to his "big paysite".

Remember who you're talking to here.

Paul wouldn't lie!

baddog · 01-04-2007, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

Not only do you spam but you ask a question, then disagree with nearly every valid response simply because it conflicts with the answer you were *trying* to lead people to in the first place.

baddog · 01-04-2007, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss

for Paul yes...for MonsterPartners....we went one step further....we didn't even make a site...and our ratios are even better than Pauls

Zen and the Art of Porn.

baddog · 01-04-2007, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

You know that you can change that to suit your tastes, yes? i.e.:

I really didn't think you had the time to do it, I was referring to whomever initially went to the effort.

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I really didn't think you had the time to do it, I was referring to whomever initially went to the effort.

I didn't think that you meant ME .. although I *do* have the time .. I don't have to sing for my supper any longer, as the case may be. I'm moving to the lake in March, so let the leisure begin!

borked · 01-04-2007, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I didn't think that you meant ME .. although I *do* have the time .. I don't have to sing for my supper any longer, as the case may be. I'm moving to the lake in March, so let the leisure begin!

ABP has been good to/for you.
Nice one

Paul Markham · 01-04-2007, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I think I will go to bed

I expect you will be back though.

Paul Markham · 01-04-2007, 12:45 PM

Does the Webstream link work?

http://www.5dollarsporn.com/petra/join.php

Do the CCBILL and the Webstream links work?

http://www.5dollarsporn.com/christine/join.php

http://www.5dollarsporn.com/kay/join.php

http://www.5dollarsporn.com/grace/join.php

My God I wish I was as clever as some of the guys here.

Doctor Dre · 01-04-2007, 01:14 PM

Once again you owned yourself ! another funny thread brought you you by Paul Markham

StuBradley · 01-04-2007, 01:14 PM

paul...why the fuck are you in here posting and not fixing the goddamn ccbill link? it's not that tough. someone of your great industry knowledge should have had it fixed after the first reply pointing it out. you are letting this become the funniest thread of 2007 and youre losing what very little respect you had with some of us.

baddog · 01-04-2007, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Does the Webstream link work?

http://www.5dollarsporn.com/petra/join.php

Simply amazing . . . 50% isn't bad I guess

AdultDeals · 01-04-2007, 01:26 PM

Simple / basic porn sites have worked for years, you just have to get lucky and find the design that has the charm. Same goes for pricing, people will buy anything if you price/promote it properly and convince them it's impossible to live without.

Doctor Dre · 01-04-2007, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

someone has WAY too much time on their hands

http://baddog.justgotowned.com/

I had too much time in my hands

Matiz · 01-04-2007, 01:46 PM

This thread delivers!

Shoehorn! · 01-04-2007, 01:52 PM

Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school.

Paul Markham · 01-04-2007, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by borked

Then take down your revshare webmasters link

Why should I do that?

Affiliates might click on it and fancy pushing the main site or the SE spiders will see it and crawl over the main site.

Mind you if you are an affiliate of ours I might listen to you.

StuBradley would this of got the attention it did without that broken link?

I could of fixed it this morning, now I'm off to bed.

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Originally Posted by baddog

Simply amazing . . . 50% isn't bad I guess

You suck at maths as bad as I suck at programming, the way I see it it's only 12.5% assuming those who go to the broken link leave without trying the other link.

Thanks for the bumping, can you keep it up over night, I'm off to bed now.

StuBradley · 01-04-2007, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Thanks for the bumping, can you keep it up over night, I'm off to bed now.

When all else fails pretend that you want the thread to keep going.

baddog · 01-04-2007, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

http://baddog.justgotowned.com/

I had too much time in my hands

you should try reading more

http://Doctor_Dre.justgotowned.com

baddog · 01-04-2007, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

You suck at maths as bad as I suck at programming, the way I see it it's only 12.5% assuming those who go to the broken link leave without trying the other link.

Funny, that site has 2 links, one for ccbill and one for webstream. Only one works. That equals 50%

StuBradley · 01-04-2007, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

So one link does not work and the surfer will not go back and try the other one.

Wow I'm really learning a lot here.

Well that's a pretty fucking important link don't you think? Surfers aren't idiots. They see a broken link on your join page and that raises some red flags. They figure if you're too lazy to fix the link then you're probably too lazy to update the member's area. Fuck, who knows if your link to the member's area even works. It seems like a gamble.

You obviously don't know what you're doing and this thread is showing your affiliates that you really don't care. Maybe you should have stuck with shooting content.

shekinah · 01-04-2007, 05:41 PM

I love this Thread!

vvq · 01-04-2007, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

OK the traffic is very low as we have not really started to promote but ratios are outstanding.

Who cares about results from small samples of data? Push through a few million hits and then maybe you'll have some accurate ratios.

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by borked

ABP has been good to/for you.
Nice one

Man, you aren't kidding. Our users rock! And heeeeeere comes BLIGGO!

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

You suck at maths as bad as I suck at programming

And, apparently, English.

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Originally Posted by StuBradley

You obviously don't know what you're doing and this thread is showing your affiliates that you really don't care. Maybe you should have stuck with shooting content.

Pretty much. Although I'm not wild about crackwhore content, either.

Paul Markham · 01-04-2007, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by StuBradley

Well that's a pretty fucking important link don't you think? Surfers aren't idiots. They see a broken link on your join page and that raises some red flags. They figure if you're too lazy to fix the link then you're probably too lazy to update the member's area. Fuck, who knows if your link to the member's area even works. It seems like a gamble.

You obviously don't know what you're doing and this thread is showing your affiliates that you really don't care. Maybe you should have stuck with shooting content.

No surfers are not idiots and I've always respected them and argued we treat them badly.

They are intelligent enough to know that site is not updated, you missed it though.

As for whether my existing affiliates are happy maybe you should ask them. They are not here moaning.

As for sticking to shooting content, why? Opening a paysite and making it profitable is not as tough as shooting good porn. Proof is in the number of paysites and the number of good pornographers.

Do you think that's why I'm successful? The surfer sees the good porn and not worried about a broken link. Maybe the surfer thinks like a surfer and not a webmaster.

Theo The Theologian · 01-04-2007, 09:52 PM

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

StuBradley · 01-04-2007, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

They are intelligent enough to know that site is not updated, you missed it though.

I didn't miss anything dickwad. Nowhere on your tour does it say that the site is NOT updated. Granted it does not say that it IS, but you and I both know that surfers will assume that it is. I couldn't help but notice that you haven't fixed that broken link yet. Would you like me to fix it for you? Shoot me the login info for your server it should take me about 30 seconds.

Sausage · 01-04-2007, 11:15 PM

This is just a classic thread !!!!!

Paul gets sent to coventry on netpond because of multiple complaints and excessive spamming, and then not even a week later owns himself in this thread! Oh and Paul ... did you ever think why you got cut by NP ??

GFY sometimes delivers gems like this

Paul Markham trully is an epic scale idiot. He hasn't yet realised that its better to just admit it when found out rather than fighting and trying to twist and turn to get out of it without having to admit he was bullshitting and making shit up again.

Why don't you try to fix your broken shit rather than spending days attempting to worm out of a situation you created yourself ? Oh and don't forget to add those traffic leaks to your tours you are famous for !

baddog · 01-04-2007, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sausage

This is just a classic thread !!!!!

Paul gets sent to coventry on netpond because of multiple complaints and excessive spamming, and then not even a week later owns himself in this thread! Oh and Paul ... did you ever think why you got cut by NP ??

GFY sometimes delivers gems like this

Paul Markham trully is an epic scale idiot. He hasn't yet realised that its better to just admit it when found out rather than fighting and trying to twist and turn to get out of it without having to admit he was bullshitting and making shit up again.

Why don't you try to fix your broken shit rather than spending days attempting to worm out of a situation you created yourself ? Oh and don't forget to add those traffic leaks to your tours you are famous for !

He got banned there? I got the impression he had a gold card and could spam whenever he wanted.

This is too funny.

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

He got banned there? I got the impression he had a gold card and could spam whenever he wanted.

I know I'll be extra vigilent you-know-where from now on, with watching for spam-like threads from him.

baddog · 01-04-2007, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I know I'll be extra vigilent you-know-where from now on, with watching for spam-like threads from him.

I know he would not desecrate my forum with his presence. But I would love to see him try.

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I know he would not desecrate my forum with his presence. But I would love to see him try.

Ha, it'd be worth keeping him around, a-la cat and mouse.

Sausage · 01-04-2007, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

He got banned there? I got the impression he had a gold card and could spam whenever he wanted.

This is too funny.

Not banned ... sent to coventry.

Basically his spam and bullshit got so bad, and there were so many complaints, that he was still allowed to post but nobody could see it. So he spent 3 days spamming the fuck out of every thread like usual and nobody saw it. I think thats worse than a ban personally.

Was quite funny to watch though

spooky181 · 01-04-2007, 11:33 PM

Cant believe the links are still not working...

Theo The Theologian · 01-05-2007, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by spooky181

Cant believe the links are still not working...

Paul Markham · 01-05-2007, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Sausage

Not banned ... sent to coventry.

Basically his spam and bullshit got so bad, and there were so many complaints, that he was still allowed to post but nobody could see it. So he spent 3 days spamming the fuck out of every thread like usual and nobody saw it. I think thats worse than a ban personally.

Was quite funny to watch though

Our stuff must be good, even the Bargain Basement content that is cheap as hell and not saturated works well enough to put it on a tour.

Because look what my haters say about it and how well it works on their tours.

Thanks for the glowing endorsement.

Or is it not true?

Theo The Theologian · 01-05-2007, 03:53 AM

ok I wasn't entirely convinced at first but I can now say Paul, without a doubt, you are a fucking retard.

Sausage · 01-05-2007, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

ok I wasn't entirely convinced at first but I can now say Paul, without a doubt, you are a fucking retard.

Without a doubt the motion is carried

L-Pink · 01-05-2007, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

ok I wasn't entirely convinced at first but I can now say Paul, without a doubt, you are a fucking retard.

Theo has spoken.

Sausage · 01-05-2007, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Our stuff must be good, even the Bargain Basement content that is cheap as hell and not saturated works well enough to put it on a tour.

Because look what my haters say about it and how well it works on their tours.

Thanks for the glowing endorsement.

Or is it not true?

Thanks for the exposure

Though congratulations ... you have proven you have worked out where the print screen button is, and also how to paste.

If you teach me how to get signups without working join links I promise to teach you how to construct a basic html page next. Deal ?

Chio · 01-05-2007, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Who says cheap porn sites do not work?

It would seem your cheap porn site doesn't work.

edgeprod · 01-05-2007, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Chio

It would seem your cheap porn site doesn't work.

You're just jealous because your models eat from time to time.

Himuro · 01-05-2007, 05:01 AM

this is a weird pic fest

edgeprod · 01-05-2007, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Himuro

this is a weird pic fest

Paul's content? Yeah, but people buy it. *shrug*

Paul Markham · 01-05-2007, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Paul's content? Yeah, but people buy it. *shrug*

The surfer does not give a flying fuck what happens behind the scenes. He's here to jerk off, not be a jerk off.

Thanks for the bumps guys.

Fixed the one missing link, amazing how so many see one missing link and think the other 7 don't work fine.

Unless they were all bust.

edgeprod · 01-05-2007, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

All your join links are not working.
WG

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Fixed the one missing link, amazing how so many see one missing link and think the other 7 don't work fine.

History can't be rewritten just because it's convenient.

It's funny when JTF or others say "thanks for the bumps," because it's actually conceivable that they're seeing benefit from the bumping. For example, they may collect additional affiliates.

I'm afraid that the only thing you're collecting from these bumps is an ever-increasing audience of people laughing at you.

So, you're welcome, I guess.

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