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If you had an hour to live..
So I take this prescription medicine that comes in a little white bottle from the pharmacy.
Inside the little white bottle, there is a plastic capsule full of dessicants, you know the things that keep moisture out of the bottle. Whenever I open a new bottle and take out the cotton and the plastic dessicant capsule, I sit the capsule on my desk. Then eventually I end up just playing with the capsule with my teeth while I'm working. This time, the capsule exploded. In my mouth. Hundreds (thousands?) of little beads shot every which way in my mouth.. so I pulled the capsule back out and saw the giant "T O X I C" letters across it. I rinsed out my mouth and spit them all out as best as I could, but I'm pretty sure I ingested a pretty good number of them. Poison control's phone number rings busy. I'm going to go have sex, I think. Could be the last time, or something. ![]()
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so you think the doc prescribed you something that is toxic?
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no, he put the desiccant in his mouth. that is toxic.
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correct.
i'm retarded, and ingested some toxic chemical-coated silica gel.
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Don't worry. it'll just absorb the moisture & you'll dry up like a prune
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![]() ![]() imma start chugging water now to counteract it.
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haha, you will be fine. drink lots of water and pray to the lord.
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I drink coke and I pray to Gumby.
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good choice
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Take something to vomit and go on.
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Syrup of Ipacac. That will make you puke it all out. Then start pounding lots of fluids.
Then go have some sex.
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Chase it with some bleach... you'll be fine.
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masterbate ...
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Well, in case things don't go well, I want to congratulate you in advance for your Darwin Award win.
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Kill my self,
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In reality he will be fine though, its not actually toxic like bleech is or something, otherwise they wouldnt be able to put it in with the pills. All it will really do it dehydrate you and make you feel sick.
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i think you'd probably have to swallow quite a bit of that shit to actually get sick and die...wouldn't worry
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I would make myself throw up if I took in something that might be toxic yo
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i heard shoving a gerbil up your ass counteracts it. good luck.
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go on a killing spree...blame it on the toxins
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Anytime I've seen those dessicants in something, they keep it in a paper pouch so it stands out. Seems pretty stupid for them to package it as a capsule in a bottle of pills.
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Did you make it? Are you still alive today?
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