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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Hoboken, NJ
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CONTEST - Player's Ball Tix
WantedList is co-sponsoring the Players' Ball this Friday and we've got some VIP tickets left to give away, so I'm going to shamelessly bite off of the CapitalBucks contest and hand out 4 free VIP tickets to the party for the best and/or funniest answer to this question: Why are blowjobs better than sex?
Personally, I don't get off on BJ's so I'm curious why others do... After you post you can email your cell # to dennis at wantedlist.com |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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'Cause the bitch can't talk with her mouth full!
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#3 |
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Yes she can, she can say mfmfmmfmfmfmfmfmm
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they are less expensive
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#5 |
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Location: Chicago, IL
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She's not blocking your view of your monitor.
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#6 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Pimpin in socal
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Because there no work involved just lay back and enjoy
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#7 |
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Location: Charlotte
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Because you don’t have to listen to her talk.
Until she stops and say's, "Let go of my ears I know what I'm doing."
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#8 |
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Because you have a spot to put your beer.
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#10 |
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Because she gets dinner too and it wont cost you a dime.
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Because when getting a blow job you are contributing to the health and longevity of the female by giving her a healthy dose of protein. Its better than wheatgrass.
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Location: Sac
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Cuz there is no better feeling then looking down, seeing your dick in a hot girls mouth with her eyes staring back into yours.
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#13 |
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Hoboken, NJ
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haha, these are all really good replies... any others? I'll make a decision in a few more hours on a winner - opinions are welcome!
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#14 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Michigan
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Hi Dennis! I miss you.
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#15 |
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Location: Hoboken, NJ
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All of these replies were great. It was a tough decision so I've decided to split the prize into two sets of 2 tickets:
2 tickets to DrBizzaro for Because she gets dinner too and it wont cost you a dime. and 2 tickets to John from porn2go (Got Porn?) for Because you don’t have to listen to her talk. Until she stops and say's, "Let go of my ears I know what I'm doing." John, I didn't get your cell # so text or call me during the show: 2ol 344 9648. DrBiz I've got your cell but you can call/text mine as well and I'll hook it up. Anyone else just call me later in the day and if there are any tix left after we hook up our affiliates I'll see what I can do. Keep in mind that this is a shameless ploy to bribe you for your traffic ;) |
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#16 |
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Hoboken, NJ
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Aww Beckie, too bad you're not going to be at the show, I've always had a hard... er soft spot for ya!
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#17 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Michigan
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Dennis... you betcha. You can touch my nipple... I mean cheek... I mean... errr... Whatever... any time.
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I am like you.. I am not a big blow job person.. I like freaky sex personality.. only time blow jobs are fun.. when I am driving or doing over a 100 mph
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#19 |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Charlotte
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I already have passes, thanks anyway.
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Cool contest pimp!
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#21 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Pimpin in socal
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OMFG thats fucking funny I spit soda all over the screen
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#22 |
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Hey dennis can I get a 119 X 469 banner made for me
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#23 |
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Hoboken, NJ
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Hey bareskin, got your phonecall the other day. I'll get one of my guys on some banners for you for sure. Just shoot me an email if you have any specific requests dennis at wantedlist.com.
John - cool deal man :-) |
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