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Bought an older car.... engine BLOWN!
Fuck, what a way to ruin my day. Found out a car I bought has a blown engine. Nightmare!
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I can change this!!!!!
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what is it? is it a classic?
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No Refunds Issued.
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98 cavalier. body and interior mint condition. engine had 152k miles, thrown piston.
Got steal on it, so its still worth it. But what a pain in the dick, I tell ya. |
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working on my tan
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An american made 4 cyl. with 152k miles on it....go figure.
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How can you buy a car with a blown engine and not know that before you purchased it?
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I got a 1972 Dodge Dart Custom.......for free hooray for me
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congrats to the winners
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That sucks dude...
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I got bored here.
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So Fucking Banned
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why would you want a 98 cav?
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Didnt you test drive the car?
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thats quite a purchase.
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BACON BACON BACON
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now you can get it fixed..just find a tool and die guy..they canusually bore it out
i assume this is a hobby car? |
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gee, a 98 cavalier with 152k miles on it? I wouldn't take a piece of shit like that for free... registration/title/plates/insurance/etc would cost more than the car is worth...
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making it rain
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Oh good, I was hoping it wasn't the BMW... I have a history of destroying friends engines
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I hope you got a hell of a deal. My car dealer buddy just sold a 2003 Cavalier with 70,000 KM for $5900 Canadian, and he was still making almost $2K profit at that price. And the engine wasn't blown.
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well he's certainly a man of his convictions. Its one thing to thump your chest and explain that you won't do business with me when you have money but when you're out their buying a 98 cavalier with 152k miles, you're a true man of conviction to turn down my money.
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So Fucking Banned
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dude puts spinners on it, he's got something!
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Man that fucking sucks
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I dated a guy who couldn't care less about what people thought about his cars. He'd buy old junkers for <$500, put about $100 or so in work into them, drive them for 6 months, then sell them for $1000+. One of my favorites he had was an old Volare because we could say it had "Rich Corinthian Leather"....Trucks were his favorite though, especially the imports because once he replaced a part or two, they'd be ready to drive another 100K miles. Last I talked to him, he was restoring VW vans for quite a tidy profit. You could hear him from a block away ;)
He also put his Harley together himself. He claimed you couldn't say you were a REAL Harley rider unless you put it together yourself, lol. He went to Vanderbilt. Not exactly an idiot. Just enjoyed tinkering. Which was great for me because he'd go into the kitchen to get a drink and 20 minutes later all the handles and hinges on my cabinets would be tightened ![]() |
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This thread made my day better, thanks Brad!
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I could see if it was a Corvette, Camaro, Chevelle, or Caprice Classic...But a CAVALIER??
I'm about to buy a Caprice from a mechanic next week that I looked at today. Rebuilt engine and transmission..All I gotta do is put in AC (a MUST in puerto rico), and a sound system and I'm good to go.
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Can you fix it???
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Why do I attract all of the completely retarded stalkers? I'd trade DarkJedi for a 12clicks any day. At least DarkJedi makes half a bit of sense first off, and second off knows what he is talking about.
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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this happened last friday. |
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a Cavalier? WTF...
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No shit, that isn't good, is it?
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I still can't figure out why you wanted the car in the first place, no matter what the condition was
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Damn!
You had the balls to admit you bought a cavalier. The car was a piece of shit when it rolled off the assembly line.
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who knew ;)
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50 blown engines...
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