Haggart proves: Gayness can be cured - GoFuckYourself.com

RawAlex · 02-06-2007, 10:02 AM

The good ex-reverend claims to be "cured" of being gay. Does this moron ever stop?

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_5164921

BoyAlley · 02-06-2007, 10:12 AM

Ok, so he gets fucked in the ass for years by a gay prostitute, but after 3 weeks of counseling by other closet cases, he's now 100% heterosexual?

I bet the faggot would still suck my dick for a dollar.

PS: His wife is a stupid cunt.

Matt 26z · 02-06-2007, 10:52 AM

I predicted he was going to do this.

Alain DeLarge · 02-06-2007, 01:04 PM

You know, it's not "sexual addiction" when you're in the courts. Every rapist would have a great defense that they couldn't control themselves.

But when a gay redneck priest (not to mention the whole Church organization) is in denial, then it's okay to call it "sexual addiction".

Fetish Gimp · 02-06-2007, 01:07 PM

How I stopped being queer and learned to love football

germ · 02-06-2007, 03:16 PM

wow...thats ridiculous

who · 02-06-2007, 03:20 PM

But gayness is already a cure. A cure for critically high population levels. :D

germ · 02-06-2007, 03:22 PM

what a fag.

Agent 488 · 02-06-2007, 03:22 PM

here's a link for all those who want to cure their gayness:

http://www.narth.com/

good luck.

Fizzgig · 02-06-2007, 03:29 PM

He's probably just deeper in the closet now. Under the shoes, maybe!

Z · 02-06-2007, 04:16 PM

To prove it, he has to down a viagra, and get thrown into the men's locker room at the nearest college naked. If he pops a chub...he ain't cured.

HomeFry · 02-06-2007, 04:25 PM

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"My body is a sacred place, for holy stuff like Capri Sun juices, Lunchable Chicken Dunks, and Slim Jims (I like to snap into them!). The one thing that won't EVER go into my body? Girl slime!"

I, [MY NAME], hereby pledge:
1. To stay massively cool by not having sex. Because only major losers have sex – which everyone knows is only for fags.

2. To never let any slutty girls peer pressure me into touching their vaginas – because vaginas are totally gay.

3. To ignore my raging hormones and burning drive to fondle, suckle, and thrust furiously into a hot gooey pit of creamy-soft fleshy ecstasy.

4. To keep my groinal giblets inside my GAP khakis, and to punch those sweaty bits into submission whenever they percolate with desire.

5. To never spill my sacred "dude milk" – unless it is inside of some hot babe who already married me and took my last name.

I understand that abstaining from sex protects me from:

The regret and guilt caused by the disgusting, squishy act of stupid sex, which is basically like going to the toilet from the front side.

Making retard babies out of wedlock, then having to blow my whole allowance on diapers and a stroller instead of XBox games and Snickers.

Catching a brain-rotting STD like "Finger Herpes" from "feeling up" any nasty dirty girlie holes.

Elli · 02-06-2007, 04:50 PM

What does this mean?

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting- out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

reynold · 02-06-2007, 09:19 PM

Cured of being gay? WTF? Next thing you know, he'd claim a leopard got cured of its spots.

edgeprod · 02-06-2007, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I bet the faggot would still suck my dick for a dollar.

If he won't, ICQ me for a deal on outsourcing.

minusonebit · 02-06-2007, 09:58 PM

These fucking religious fruits just don't know when to stop, do they?

Grapesoda · 02-06-2007, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes

here's a link for all those who want to cure their gayness:

http://www.narth.com/

good luck.

http://www.hetracil.com/ I just use this stuff every day and I'm fine

RawAlex · 02-07-2007, 01:53 AM

He isn't even smart enough to take his time on this... he is such a fake that he is in a rush to claim his "cure"... I suspect they only cure he is getting is that his wife has jammed a fucking babeball bat up his ass.

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RawAlex So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a house. Posts: 9,465	Haggart proves: Gayness can be cured The good ex-reverend claims to be "cured" of being gay. Does this moron ever stop? http://www.denverpost.com/ci_5164921

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HomeFry Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,062	http://www.sexisforfags.com "My body is a sacred place, for holy stuff like Capri Sun juices, Lunchable Chicken Dunks, and Slim Jims (I like to snap into them!). The one thing that won't EVER go into my body? Girl slime!" I, [MY NAME], hereby pledge: 1. To stay massively cool by not having sex. Because only major losers have sex – which everyone knows is only for fags. 2. To never let any slutty girls peer pressure me into touching their vaginas – because vaginas are totally gay. 3. To ignore my raging hormones and burning drive to fondle, suckle, and thrust furiously into a hot gooey pit of creamy-soft fleshy ecstasy. 4. To keep my groinal giblets inside my GAP khakis, and to punch those sweaty bits into submission whenever they percolate with desire. 5. To never spill my sacred "dude milk" – unless it is inside of some hot babe who already married me and took my last name. I understand that abstaining from sex protects me from: The regret and guilt caused by the disgusting, squishy act of stupid sex, which is basically like going to the toilet from the front side. Making retard babies out of wedlock, then having to blow my whole allowance on diapers and a stroller instead of XBox games and Snickers. Catching a brain-rotting STD like "Finger Herpes" from "feeling up" any nasty dirty girlie holes. Last edited by HomeFry; 02-06-2007 at 04:27 PM..

02-06-2007, 10:12 AM	#2
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Ok, so he gets fucked in the ass for years by a gay prostitute, but after 3 weeks of counseling by other closet cases, he's now 100% heterosexual? I bet the faggot would still suck my dick for a dollar. PS: His wife is a stupid cunt.

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Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	I predicted he was going to do this.

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germ ( o Y o ) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,108	wow...thats ridiculous

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who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	But gayness is already a cure. A cure for critically high population levels. :D

02-06-2007, 03:22 PM	#8
germ ( o Y o ) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,108	what a fag.

02-06-2007, 03:22 PM	#9
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	here's a link for all those who want to cure their gayness: http://www.narth.com/ good luck.

02-06-2007, 04:16 PM	#11
Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	To prove it, he has to down a viagra, and get thrown into the men's locker room at the nearest college naked. If he pops a chub...he ain't cured.

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	What does this mean? "He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting- out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing." __________________ email: [email protected]

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Cured of being gay? WTF? Next thing you know, he'd claim a leopard got cured of its spots.

02-06-2007, 09:58 PM	#16
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	These fucking religious fruits just don't know when to stop, do they?

02-07-2007, 01:53 AM	#18
RawAlex So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a house. Posts: 9,465	He isn't even smart enough to take his time on this... he is such a fake that he is in a rush to claim his "cure"... I suspect they only cure he is getting is that his wife has jammed a fucking babeball bat up his ass.