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MOxxx · 02-12-2007, 05:46 PM

I think this is a great Joke:

I just got in the mail my sister in law's Victoria Secret bathing suit, she had them sent it to our house...i don't know why???

I carefully open the sealed package at one end

I removed the bottom part which was packed inside a transparent plastic bag

I carefully opened the transparent plastic bag

I cut chunks of my pubic hair

I placed them in the pubic area of the bathing suit and folded it

I put back the bathing suit in the transparent plastic bag, sealed the bag with the same Victoria Secret tape.

I put the bag back in the large Victoria secret package

I sealed the package with the same Victoria secret tape.

My sister in law is coming to pick it up in 1 hr.

My wife doesn't know anything...

Stay tuned....

Spunky · 02-12-2007, 05:47 PM

Lol..that is disgusting..she will freak

FuqALot · 02-12-2007, 05:48 PM

lol @ proud of myself

MOxxx · 02-12-2007, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Lol..that is disgusting..she will freak

That is my plan ;)

WhiplashDug · 02-12-2007, 05:49 PM

NICE ONE! get some vid!

BigBen · 02-12-2007, 05:49 PM

Lol, nice.

Fresh · 02-12-2007, 05:49 PM

awesoooooooooooome!!!!!

sickkittens · 02-12-2007, 05:50 PM

Aren't you so proud of yourself.

GT-Omar · 02-12-2007, 05:52 PM

Moxxx will be getting his ass kicked in .........3 2 1

_Richard_ · 02-12-2007, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOxxx

I think this is a great Joke:

I just got in the mail my sister in law's Victoria Secret bathing suit, she had them sent it to our house...i don't know why???

I carefully open the sealed package at one end

I removed the bottom part which was packed inside a transparent plastic bag

I carefully opened the transparent plastic bag

I cut chunks of my pubic hair

I placed them in the pubic area of the bathing suit and folded it

I put back the bathing suit in the transparent plastic bag, sealed the bag with the same Victoria Secret tape.

I put the bag back in the large Victoria secret package

I sealed the package with the same Victoria secret tape.

My sister in law is coming to pick it up in 1 hr.

My wife doesn't know anything...

Stay tuned....

rofl.. thread bookmarked

R

MOxxx · 02-12-2007, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuqALot

lol @ proud of myself

I am proud of me and myself.

gimo33 · 02-12-2007, 05:53 PM

you should be proud......

Scott McD · 02-12-2007, 05:54 PM

Pics ?????????????

gimo33 · 02-12-2007, 06:07 PM

and vids....

the alchemist · 02-12-2007, 06:08 PM

lol... eww.

woj · 02-12-2007, 06:12 PM

MOxxx · 02-12-2007, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33

and vids....

I'll try to take pics.....

Big_Red · 02-12-2007, 06:38 PM

oh fuxors that is nuts. lol you better get pics or movie yo.

ayne468 · 02-12-2007, 06:40 PM

lol..that is gonna be great, I'll be back to check out the results

MOxxx · 02-12-2007, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_Red

oh fuxors that is nuts. lol you better get pics or movie yo.

my only thing is, don't you guys think she might get suspicious if she sees me with the camera when she is about to open the package?

I have to figure something out....

MOxxx · 02-12-2007, 06:50 PM

SHE is here...................

Lykos · 02-12-2007, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOxxx

That is my plan ;)

U will make success definitly

sexykat · 02-12-2007, 07:16 PM

So what happened

MOxxx · 02-12-2007, 08:07 PM

She took it better than what i hoped.....actually my wife was the one that vomited.....

The problem is that she is trying to get a free bathing suit from Victoria Secret....blaming the Pubic hair....

I have videos....i just have to figure out how to put them online.......i am not the tech guy here........

_Richard_ · 02-13-2007, 09:05 AM

haha.. you made your wife vomit? Not the expected result.. lol

R

Gentle_Ben · 02-13-2007, 09:12 AM

anything to do with your sister and your pubes sounds just a little creepy no?

polle54 · 02-13-2007, 09:13 AM

lol this I gotta see

Sydney Sin · 02-13-2007, 09:17 AM

I would lose it

B O B · 02-13-2007, 09:53 AM

hahahh MO
you nuts man!

calibra · 02-13-2007, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Lol..that is disgusting..she will freak

She'll definitely freak

That's gonna be something

gimo33 · 02-13-2007, 10:13 AM

where is the vid?....

Michaelious · 02-13-2007, 10:16 AM

Very funny dude, very cool

Matt 26z · 02-13-2007, 07:58 PM

Bump for the vid.

MOxxx · 02-13-2007, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33

where is the vid?....

i said it guys...i have no idea how to put them up, my partner is the tech guy and he is traveling for business .

Dagwolf · 02-13-2007, 09:01 PM

That's so wrong.. but what practical joke isn/t?

mattz · 02-13-2007, 09:02 PM

come on someone help him out, we need the vid...otherwise I'll have to call this bullshit

MOxxx · 02-13-2007, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattz

come on someone help him out, we need the vid...otherwise I'll have to call this bullshit

believe me it's not.... give some time and i'll find a way to put them up.

sharp · 02-13-2007, 09:18 PM

that's disgusting. it would be funny if it wasn't your fucking sister... twisted freak

MOxxx · 02-13-2007, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharp

that's disgusting. it would be funny if it wasn't your fucking sister... twisted freak

It's a matter of fact she is not my sister....

EscortBiz · 02-13-2007, 09:26 PM

he said sister in law and no video = bullshit

MOxxx · 02-13-2007, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz

he said sister in law and no video = bullshit

you'll see......smartass

sharp · 02-14-2007, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOxxx

It's a matter of fact she is not my sister....

oh sister in laws aren't sisters..whoops I forgot!

...sick twisted fuckin freak

MOxxx · 02-14-2007, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharp

oh sister in laws aren't sisters..whoops I forgot!

...sick twisted fuckin freak

You live in a trailer? In the deep south?

sharp · 02-14-2007, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOxxx

You live in a trailer? In the deep south?

are you fucking retarded? you're the one doing this perverted shit to your sister.

Matt 26z · 02-15-2007, 02:22 PM

I want to see the vid.

sharp · 02-19-2007, 10:43 PM

so where's the video you sick liar?

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MOxxx Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Atlanta,GA Posts: 3,022	The Best JOKE_proud of myself I think this is a great Joke: I just got in the mail my sister in law's Victoria Secret bathing suit, she had them sent it to our house...i don't know why??? I carefully open the sealed package at one end I removed the bottom part which was packed inside a transparent plastic bag I carefully opened the transparent plastic bag I cut chunks of my pubic hair I placed them in the pubic area of the bathing suit and folded it I put back the bathing suit in the transparent plastic bag, sealed the bag with the same Victoria Secret tape. I put the bag back in the large Victoria secret package I sealed the package with the same Victoria secret tape. My sister in law is coming to pick it up in 1 hr. My wife doesn't know anything... Stay tuned.... __________________ Increase revenue and maximize your business potential by translating your website with a partner who truly understands your industry! For more information about X-Rated Translations visit https://www.xratedtranslations.com

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sharp Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 7,006	so where's the video you sick liar?