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03-06-2007, 11:00 PM
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Escorts in calgary ?
My friend just moved there and wants go get laid...
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03-06-2007, 11:03 PM
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You moved there?
I dont know about Calgary but in Edmonton you just have to go to the teenie bopper bar and pick up a hochie. But in a pinch I know the back of the paper has some listings.
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03-06-2007, 11:10 PM
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Not me... lool
I'm still in Ottawa for a couple days :P
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03-06-2007, 11:14 PM
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Yellow pages in Alberta is literally full of escorts ads. Never tried them tho...
Quick search gave me that: http://escorts-canada.com/cgi-bin/ci...B;city=Calgary
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03-06-2007, 11:16 PM
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There's no local bars/clubs around there or what? That's sad.
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03-06-2007, 11:58 PM
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Damn, that piss poor site just gave me a great idea. But what the hell does GFE, MSOG, PSE and other like that mean?
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03-07-2007, 12:09 AM
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does your "friend" also have a small dick?
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03-07-2007, 12:10 AM
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03-07-2007, 12:21 AM
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None of you ballers that are always so good at picking up chicks in bar realised that we are like tuesday night and that there isn't much going in clubs ?
I'm not into paying for sex, but either way, he just wanted a hooker for some fun, that's his choice.
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03-07-2007, 12:27 AM
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03-07-2007, 12:38 AM
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The guy is new in town and dosen't know anyone... he moved there like 5 days ago, it's about 2 days drive from where he used to live.
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03-07-2007, 12:40 AM
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craigslist? ;)
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03-07-2007, 01:03 AM
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Ottawa represent lol
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03-07-2007, 01:40 AM
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Some common terms are: Bareback = sex without a condom BBBJ = Bare Back Blow Job = Blow Job without condom BBBJTC = Bare Back Blow Job To Completion (either spitting or swallowing) [Special K] BBBJTCCIT = Bare Back Blow Job To Completion Cum In Throat [Southstreet] BBBJTCNQBS = Bare Back Blow Job To Completion No Quitting But Spitting. [ck_nj] BBBJTCNQNS = Bare Back Blow Job To Completion No Quitting No Spitting. [ck_nj] BBW = Big Beautiful Woman BFE = Boy Friend Experience, as when "Guy takes care of her desires as well." [joeblow] BJ = Blow Job (oral sex on him) BLS = Ball Licking and Sucking BS = BodySlide = Girl massages you with her body BTW = By the way CIF - Come in Face [alex_lean] CIM - Come in Mouth [alex_lean] COB - Come on Breast [alex_lean] Cowgirl = girl on top Clean Plate = Shaved pussy [Sophia] DATY = Dining At The Y = Cunnilingus (oral sex on her) DDG = Drop Dead Gorgeous [Picasso] DFK = Deep French Kissing [EagerBeaver] Digits = Penetration of fingers Doggie style = man behind girl, penis in vagina DT = Deep Throat (taking entire dick in mouth/down throat) [Southstreet] DTBBBJ = Deep Throat Bare Back Blow Job [Sophia] DTBBBJTC = Deep Throat Bare Back Blow Job To Completion [Sophia] DTBJ = Deep Throat Blow Job [Sophia] EE = Eastern European (Hungarian, Czech, Polish, etc.) [ck_nj] Eye Candy = beautiful, but usually lesser service, AKA Arm Candy [JacknJill] FF = Finger F**king (penetration of fingers) [ck_nj] French = oral sex French Kissing = kissing on mouth with tongue contact FJ = Foot Job [Sophia] FW = Foot Worship FS = Full Service = Intercourse GFE = Girl Friend Experience (providing aspects of social and physical interaction beyond the act itself) Greek = anal sex GS = Golden Shower = Urinating on or being urinated on Half & Half = oral sex and intercourse HDH = High Dollar Hottie [gohabsgo] HJ = Hand Job HM = High Mileage IMHO = In my humble opinion IMO = In my opinion Incall = you meet the girl at her place Indy = Independent [shooter] ISO = In Search Of Italian = Similar to Russian but penis between butt cheeks [Sophia] LDL = Low Dollar Looker [chercherfemmes] LE = Law Enforcement LEO = Law Enforcement Officer [Billy] LF = Lady Friend LOL = Laugh Out Loud MILF = Mom I'd Like to F**k [Facemaster] Missionary = man on top MP = Massage Parlor MSOG = Multiple Shots on Goal N = nude (the girl that is) NQBS means No Quitting but Spitting (upon completion of BJ). NR = Nude Reverse = nude with reverse massage Outcall = the girl comes to your place--your home, your hotel, etc. OWO - Oral without Condom [alex_lean] Pearls = Pearl Necklace = ejaculation on her neck/upper breasts PSE = Porn Star Experience (really aggressive, take-charge kind of girl) [canadalover] Rack = Breasts [Dee] Reverse = You get to massage girl Rimjob = analingus Russian = penis between girl's breasts SOF = Sat On Face [Sophia] SOG = Shots On Goal = number of times you release SP = Service Provider T = topless Tea Bagging - Squatting over your lady and dipping your balls in her mouth. Thai = Massage with body sliding [JacknJill] TV = transvestite WAH = Wild Ass Humping (intense anal sex) [Sophia] YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary (not everybody gets the same services) [naughtylady]
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03-07-2007, 01:46 AM
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03-07-2007, 02:03 AM
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express order a fleshlight
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