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So I went to dinner on V-Day and got...
I went out to eat with a special lady. They gave her a rose after the meal and me the bill. Lame.
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haha. i hid away in my house on purpose last night.
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huh, usually they ask you to pay for yout tacos at the register. What taco bell did you go to that sent you a bill?
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I bet it was one of those fancy ones with seating outside right?
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Was your waiter also the bus boy and the trashman / mop guy?
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Did you spring for the fire sauce or just go for the mild?
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Did the TBell you went to need a key for the shitter? or did it use a token system?
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Did you tip your waiter/busboy/trashman/mopguy... you cheap bastard?
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did you expect the waiter to suck your dick under the table?
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Try their new steak taquitos, they are good. That and a baja beef gordita and I bet you could have a girl humming the mexican hat dance on your nuts all night. But don't forget to have a few tums after you eat.
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Hey that makes sense. He could suck Steve's dick and then mop up the jizz with his mop. Now THAT'S SMART THINKIN'!
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Lol..... What was that all about?
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You'd have to start at the top and read down. I can't really get into details this late in the thread. Sorry.
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very lame .. I would not go to such a place that ask you to pay for what you ordered.
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I guess that was always expected when dating
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Did you at least get some butt-sex?
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How did you know!!!!
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POOOOOOORQUEEEEEEEEEEE!?!?!?!?!?!
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No anal. Talk about Valencock day sadness
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