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quiet · 03-26-2006, 10:12 PM

do you expect it at some point, not really care, or not interested in ever going there?

thoughts?

nofx · 03-26-2006, 10:13 PM

fuck yea

nofx · 03-26-2006, 10:14 PM

its pretty much one of those things that goes unspoken about untill the time comes and you say 'hey...umm...i wanna fuck you up the ass'

Pure Evil · 03-26-2006, 10:16 PM

after a while, yes

Spunky · 03-26-2006, 10:17 PM

I have been dating this one for about 3 months..been poking around but still no glory..next comes a couple of bottles of wine and roofies

Doctor Dre · 03-26-2006, 10:17 PM

Definitly not mandatory since I don't really enjoy it taht much but once in a while it can be a lil different.

I've refused that to a girl once ... I don't really enjoy it that much at all.

nofx · 03-26-2006, 10:19 PM

start with the finger then work your way from there

SleazyDream · 03-26-2006, 10:20 PM

i'm not really into anal - but i'm starting to think that even if it's not going to be part of your regular sex routine - she needs to let you know you can put it up the pooper at some point.

i consider it the a way of saying - OK, you're my guy. I want you enough to do this with YOU.

mind you - some girls are into anal. I find it the minority but some love the bum

Pornwolf · 03-26-2006, 10:23 PM

I'm not interested in exploring the finer points of shit diving. Porn has warped people's views. But then again, I guess there's a lot of ex-convicts that are roaming the streets so there's plenty of people who are spreading the gospel of anal fucking.

reed_4 · 03-26-2006, 10:28 PM

It's an incentive!

Gerco · 03-26-2006, 10:43 PM

Depends how my ass feels

Antonio · 03-26-2006, 11:02 PM

absolutely

Elli · 03-26-2006, 11:05 PM

hehe well after the previous boyfriend totally ruined the experience for me and convinced me I hated anal... the current boyfriend after a few months of us together said that he could show me how it's *supposed* to be done, and then I could judge for myself.

Needless to say I'm a convert.

clickhappy · 03-26-2006, 11:09 PM

no thanks, what if you put your finger in to loosen her up and you felt a turd in there?
What do you do then? Keep going?

Plus too many germs. Think of all the bad things that have come out of there over the years.

nofx · 03-26-2006, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy

no thanks, what if you put your finger in to loosen her up and you felt a turd in there?
What do you do then? Keep going?

dude you just lick the turd out and then continue

Donny · 03-26-2006, 11:12 PM

I have no desires to fuck anyone in the ass.

Karaoke Night, on the other hand, is mandatory.

ozmatt · 03-26-2006, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

hehe well after the previous boyfriend totally ruined the experience for me and convinced me I hated anal... the current boyfriend after a few months of us together said that he could show me how it's *supposed* to be done, and then I could judge for myself.

Needless to say I'm a convert.

current girl doesnt want to do it cause it really hurt her the first time she tried with her ex, maybe she will consider trying again.

Herb Kornfield · 03-26-2006, 11:19 PM

tapping all holes is key.

alec · 03-26-2006, 11:20 PM

Even if someday I might also find it interesting, it's still important to consider what she thinks about it. :D

kmanrox · 03-26-2006, 11:21 PM

after a LTR, you'd think there'd be at LEAST one chance when you're both very drunk to give it a try.. ya?

JasonB · 03-26-2006, 11:23 PM

no. anal isnt what it's cracked up to be anyway.

Bill8 · 03-26-2006, 11:23 PM

Pretty much yes.

I was in college the last time I didn't expect anal from my women, and that was some time ago.

You have to be reasonable about it, but firm.

Angry anal makeup or breakup sex is outrageously hot.

Pornwolf · 03-26-2006, 11:27 PM

LTR? Is that a tranny related acronym?

polish_aristocrat · 10-13-2006, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet

do you expect it at some point, not really care, or not interested in ever going there?

thoughts?

good question

Catalyst · 10-13-2006, 03:36 AM

normally after the first time I have sex with her.. anal is expected..

Gentle_Ben · 10-13-2006, 03:53 AM

yes it should be expected...

at some point

Jakke PNG · 10-13-2006, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet

do you expect it at some point, not really care, or not interested in ever going there?

thoughts?

After marriage.
Just take it like a man, my wife said that to me when she bought the goddamn strap-on.

Wiggles · 10-13-2006, 04:22 AM

its mandatory within a week

Roy Boy · 10-13-2006, 04:28 AM

you should have already on the secend date!!!!! hahahahahahas

DarkJedi · 10-13-2006, 04:35 AM

Anal is mandatory on the second date.

Otherwise, dump her.

Adultnet · 10-13-2006, 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I have been dating this one for about 3 months..been poking around but still no glory..next comes a couple of bottles of wine and roofies

I had to wait long for this with my girl friend, some girls does not think they are ready for this sex and its not easy to fuck thier ass at all

gooddomains · 10-13-2006, 04:44 AM

I do all holes

jerseygto · 10-13-2006, 05:14 AM

ill toss her salad but wont start bangin away at it i never was into it neither!!

Mikey_219Inc · 10-13-2006, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

start with the finger then work your way from there

ehh - start with lots of good god damn pussy likins .. LOTS and make her cum her brains out into oblivion - when shes in oblivion start introducing licking the pooper into the routine (dont talk about it - some girls dont wanna hear it or NO! ... just work in one bunglick, then later 2 bunglicks ... pace yoself)

then b4 u now it youll be full on scrubbing her ass with your tongue every time you eat her - THEN a liiiiiiiitle finger just creeping in the bungholio while munnching her cooz ...

if the girl is not asking for it, then this is the mikey method to get there. time depends on the girl and your mastery of pussy licking and a girl has to be very horny and relaxed if shes not already an assfreak.

ive seen many many conversions, enough to believe any girl WILL do it, and possibly enjoy it, if done right ...

you must be a stealthy patient pimp.

xcitecash · 10-13-2006, 05:50 AM

if i told you 35 mins after meeting her and we are still together after 7 years would you believe me ???? probably not

LadyMischief · 10-13-2006, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

hehe well after the previous boyfriend totally ruined the experience for me and convinced me I hated anal... the current boyfriend after a few months of us together said that he could show me how it's *supposed* to be done, and then I could judge for myself.

Needless to say I'm a convert.

Ya some very bad past anal experienced put me off anal for many years..but when you find someone you can trust and let go with completely, it can be absolutey amazing

Love anal!

LadyMischief · 10-13-2006, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xcitecash

if i told you 35 mins after meeting her and we are still together after 7 years would you believe me ???? probably not

You never know.. The first time my now-husband came to see me for a booty call I brought a girlfriend

cranki · 10-13-2006, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikey_219Inc

ehh - start with lots of good god damn pussy likins .. LOTS and make her cum her brains out into oblivion - when shes in oblivion start introducing licking the pooper into the routine (dont talk about it - some girls dont wanna hear it or NO! ... just work in one bunglick, then later 2 bunglicks ... pace yoself)

then b4 u now it youll be full on scrubbing her ass with your tongue every time you eat her - THEN a liiiiiiiitle finger just creeping in the bungholio while munnching her cooz ...

if the girl is not asking for it, then this is the mikey method to get there. time depends on the girl and your mastery of pussy licking and a girl has to be very horny and relaxed if shes not already an assfreak.

ive seen many many conversions, enough to believe any girl WILL do it, and possibly enjoy it, if done right ...

you must be a stealthy patient pimp.

great tips!

PenetratinP · 10-13-2006, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield

tapping all holes is key.

concise and to the point.....well done

If they love you (or they love it up "the bum) then you'll get an all access pass to that ass.

OG LennyT · 10-13-2006, 07:32 AM

great thread

ADL Colin · 10-13-2006, 07:38 AM

You guys are too fast.

The REAL time-tested rule of thumb is:

Anal after one month
Anal with her sister after 2 months

BitAudioVideo · 10-13-2006, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Definitly not mandatory since I don't really enjoy it taht much but once in a while it can be a lil different.

I've refused that to a girl once ... I don't really enjoy it that much at all.

in times of war.... any hole is a trench

wdsguy · 10-13-2006, 07:46 AM

gotto try atleast once.

PaulB IYP · 10-13-2006, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xcitecash

if i told you 35 mins after meeting her and we are still together after 7 years would you believe me ???? probably not

that is hot

NoWhErE · 10-13-2006, 08:44 AM

Anal sex is wild and it don't cause no child!

'nuff said

AdultRental_VOD_JDZ · 10-13-2006, 08:56 AM

After 6 yrs....I'm still trying.

CaptainHowdy · 10-13-2006, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultRental_VOD_JDZ

After 6 yrs....I'm still trying.

I know how it feels

...

Tuga · 10-13-2006, 09:11 AM

Yes anal is great when done right, and since I can do it right, I expect my girl to want it.

polish_aristocrat · 05-29-2007, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet

do you expect it at some point, not really care, or not interested in ever going there?

thoughts?

every girl likes anal sex

if a woman gets married and doesn't get any ass fucking within first year, she's going to divorce you, no matter how much you earn

JP513 · 05-29-2007, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

i'm not really into anal - but i'm starting to think that even if it's not going to be part of your regular sex routine - she needs to let you know you can put it up the pooper at some point.

i consider it the a way of saying - OK, you're my guy. I want you enough to do this with YOU.

What he said. Exactly 100% agreed.

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clickhappy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,027	no thanks, what if you put your finger in to loosen her up and you felt a turd in there? What do you do then? Keep going? Plus too many germs. Think of all the bad things that have come out of there over the years.

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Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	I have no desires to fuck anyone in the ass. Karaoke Night, on the other hand, is mandatory.

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JasonB Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,183	no. anal isnt what it's cracked up to be anyway.

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Bill8 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,901	Pretty much yes. I was in college the last time I didn't expect anal from my women, and that was some time ago. You have to be reasonable about it, but firm. Angry anal makeup or breakup sex is outrageously hot.

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